today is the day when mal becomes a man!
not really.. but it IS his birthday and he is the grand OLD age of mumble mumble mumble!
i am sure u will all want to give him birthday wishes and promises of sexual favours lol
xxxx
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happy birthday Mal
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Happy 63rd birthday Mal.... 
:lol: :lol: , well I think 63 was what WBB just mumbled
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: , well I think 63 was what WBB just mumbled :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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She might have had her mouth full and some got lost in translation - however, whatever age i am, I don't think I'm in too bad a shape for a shag!
And Thanks blue, i know those sentiments came from the heart!!!
Mal
And Thanks blue, i know those sentiments came from the heart!!!
Mal
Sex God
happy birthday mal! could i possibly just buy you a pint instead? ;-)
neil
neil
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Thanks guys, all beers appreciated . I don't think the girls have got the hang of this 'birthday shag' yet though!! :twisted:
Mal
. I don't think the girls have got the hang of this 'birthday shag' yet though!! :twisted: Mal
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Quote by juliett49
Awwww happy birthday Mal. I'd shag ya, but then I'm a tart lol
Jules
xx
Don't let that stop you Jules, It's all for a good cause!!
Mal
Quote by Mark
and I am sure that you are not really 63
Nah, blue was just winding him up
Happy 53rd Birthday Mal, and here's looking to early retirement in a couple of years, good on ya!
Thnaks for clarifying that Mark.... 53 sounds much more sensible :shock:
:lol: :lol: (and I know how old the bugger is)
Paul
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Oi, oi Oi!!!
I'm just a wee bairn!! You should be supportive on a birthday, not picking on me!!
Paul, I was going to let you have my birthday shag off Carolyn, might have to reconsider !
And Mark, if you keep adding years onto my age, it just makes it worse for yourself when you have to admit to being thrashed at tenpin bowling by an extremely old guy!!
Thanks to all the others who have posted, I love you all!!! :happy:
Mal
I'm just a wee bairn!! You should be supportive on a birthday, not picking on me!!
Paul, I was going to let you have my birthday shag off Carolyn, might have to reconsider
!And Mark, if you keep adding years onto my age, it just makes it worse for yourself when you have to admit to being thrashed at tenpin bowling by an extremely old guy!!
Thanks to all the others who have posted, I love you all!!! :happy:
Mal
Quote by mal609
Oi, oi Oi!!!
I'm just a wee bairn!! You should be supportive on a birthday, not picking on me!!
Paul, I was going to let you have my birthday shag off Carolyn, might have to reconsider
And Mark, if you keep adding years onto my age, it just makes it worse for yourself when you have to admit to being thrashed at tenpin bowling by an extremely old guy!!
Thanks to all the others who have posted, I love you all!!! :happy:
Mal
Bit harsh Mal... No way did I intimate what your age was ... And as for the Birthday shag off Carolyn...
I can't believe that we are still discussing the "Shag for Mal" thingy....
:lol: 
Or am I confused again?
Paul
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
:cheers:
Have a nice day
I'm 23 on sat the 7th
Love Molly xx
:cheers:
Have a nice day
I'm 23 on sat the 7th
Love Molly xx
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That's so spooky Molly. We are nearly the same age!!!!
Happy birthday for Saturday
Mal
Happy birthday for Saturday
Mal
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Thanks guys - I think i'm filling up! 'sniff!!
KL - for Health and Safety reasons, i won't put both my candles on the cake (don't you just love editing?)
Mal
and Little Mal
KL - for Health and Safety reasons, i won't put both my candles on the cake (don't you just love editing?)
Mal
and Little Mal
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well, i did start drawing my pension 11 years ago, well one of them anyway!!
Mal
and Little Mal
Mal
and Little Mal
Sex God
i wonder if i should tell everyone just how old mal is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
i wonder if u will be shocked by how youthfull he looks for his age.. or be horrified by how hard his paperround must have been! lol
lol
i wonder if u will be shocked by how youthfull he looks for his age.. or be horrified by how hard his paperround must have been! lol
Sex God
many happy returns for today Mal from mr and mrs davej :cheers:
