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brumcock
Warming the Bed
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).
Unknown User
WHAT!!!!!!!
jesus read the posting guidelines at the top of the page
rolleyes
dunno
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Well 'cock'.. back in my younger days we used to soak em in vinegar over night then bake them
but that was against the rules...
the best trick I found was a very thin coating of superglue!!!!
fanbloodytastic it was!
No-one had any idea... I was king of the playground swinging that bad boy left & right... until after a day or so it crazed but a quick rub down with emery paper from the metal work class & I was back in bizniz!!!
I hope this helps!
Welcome to SH!
Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Master of Sex
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Yeah!!! try doing more of this :wanker: and then go and do a little of this blast and if that doesnt work go and do this banghead
neilinleeds
Sex God
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate! rolleyes :P
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)
mrfun69
Warming the Bed
I like this site, Its great for taking the piss.
banlwales
Master of Sex
Be very careful what you wish for.........

rolleyes
mrfun69
Warming the Bed
Quote by neilinleeds
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate! rolleyes :P
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)

i think the man ment penis dummy
Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Master of Sex
Quote by mrfun69
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate! rolleyes :P
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)

i think the man ment penis dummy
Ahhhhh, thanks for letting us know :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: dunno
Redpantherman
Sex God
banlwales... do they get channel four over there?
feck!
mrfun69
Warming the Bed
Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate! rolleyes :P
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)

i think the man ment penis dummy
Ahhhhh, thanks for letting us know :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup: dunno
Nice way to build up your posts by taking the piss wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Pluck all the feathers out of it and backed it for about 3 days stuffed with Paxo rolleyes
warwick
Sex God
You also need to start it on a higher heat so it dries out more lol
nil you got a 69 er mate rolleyes :roll:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by mrfun69
Nice way to build up your posts by taking the piss wink

I know :giggle:
warwick
Sex God
yes very true and you need to build up your posts dawnie because you are so quiet lol
mrfun69
Warming the Bed
cock or penis which one is best
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
yes very true and you need to build up your posts dawnie because you are so quiet lol

I know warwick, I hardly ever say a word :gagged:
innocent
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by mrfun69
cock or penis which one is best

I'd never bake a penis if I was you, I'd stick with the stuffed cock :smug:
brumcock
Warming the Bed
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Someone told me to feed it raw beef.
But been giving it dog food it seems to like that.
wink
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by mrfun69
cock or penis which one is best

Now there's a new topic if ever I've heard one....
Many a time you will find a Cock attached to a Penis...
But wonders will never cease when the day finaly dawned on me.
You can also find a Penis attached to a Cock!! :shock:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Fuck this....i just can't be bothered today!
Unknown User
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Stick a skewer down it, neverending erection.
Pump it full of superglue (it is a spongy tissue after all), neverending erection.
Do 1000s of pelvic squeezes, neverending erection
Pump it full of cement, neverending erection
Stop playing with it 24/7 and you might get an erection rolleyes lol
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Fuck this....i just can't be bothered today!

awwhh dave , i felt the same after reading a certin other thread which i see youve also replyed in let me kiss you better kiss
xxxxxlou xxxxxxxxx
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Fuck this....i just can't be bothered today!

awwhh dave , i felt the same after reading a certin other thread which i see youve also replyed in let me kiss you better kiss
xxxxxlou xxxxxxxxx
Is that kiss me better or kiss "it" better? :rascal:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
Fuck this....i just can't be bothered today!

awwhh dave , i felt the same after reading a certin other thread which i see youve also replyed in let me kiss you better kiss
xxxxxlou xxxxxxxxx
Is that kiss me better or kiss "it" better? :rascal:
34fun
Orgasminator
well i find looking at fem 4 is enough for me !!!! lol
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by brumcock
Does any one know how to make it harder(cock).

Become a full member ....next?
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Fuck this....i just can't be bothered today!

awwhh dave , i felt the same after reading a certin other thread which i see youve also replyed in let me kiss you better kiss
xxxxxlou xxxxxxxxx
Is that kiss me better or kiss "it" better? :rascal:
:shock: im shocked , lol nah not really get your sexy arse over here and ill kiss you all over better :twisted:
fun34 looking at me is enough for you what? enough to make you sick?lol
xx lou xxx