No. I don't have the imagination for a start, but I'd hate it if anyone did something like that to me.
ooh im full of it lol
i sneak up on the kids and other people making them jump out of there skin i tease and torment them something shocking they are allways trying to get there own back on me but because i have really good hearing i hear them coming
ive chased my neighbours kids (adults that is) in fun with spiders often she flew up the stairs so fast that she twisted her ankle slightly and i followed her she ended up locking bathroom door for so long lol before she came back down again
as i have been quiet with the neighbours lol they learnt the hard way that im not that quiet it all started when she said that her phone vibrator dosnt work anymore and she plonked the phone between her legs and me been me teased her and tormented her all night long she ended up going home crying with laughter and desperate for toilet and wouldnt speak to us for over 3 days after i had done it
ive had people hanging like a monkey and also a bucket, fire extinguisher, toilet rolls and flip flops looking like a dead body covered over with a sheet as know one could go under sheet as they would piss thereselves laughing while waiting for a person to come back (all done in good fun thoe)
Avec Moi, it's advisable to sleep with one eye open. I am a cow. I love practical jokes- from both sides.
A while back I commented on how funny it would be to sew a tiny shop security tag into our eldest daughters coat lining- she's been paranoid about setting off alarms since one went of on her birthday and she was searched. I didn't do it, because it was a tad too cruel. Last week, the other half bought a new phone and he took one of the tags off as the assistant dealt with the payment.
He stuck it to my arse. I was assuming that there was still a tag, or smartwater on the phone because alarms were going off left right & center, so I wasn't troubled by it. Just a little bored by the constant here's the phone/there's the receipt routine. Until as we were leaving a shop on a "travelator" the alarm yelled and the security guard- bearing a particularly startling resemblance to Super Mario- came after us. He was taking it very seriously, so hubby at this point confessed to what he'd done. Queue security guard giving the oh the ticking off of his life, and me joining in to tell him how incredibly immature he was...poor bloke was trapped on the lengthy travellator trip from hell, getting redder & redder, and more & more shamefaced.
Served him right for nicking my idea :giggle:
There is nothing wrong with a practical jokes as long as the person having the joke don't on them don't suffer any long term damage.
So if there were no jokes in the world ,the world would be a very boring placde,do you think you would be able tolive in a world where there was no laughther..
