have u ever

7 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform

Oooo - hello you ;)
OK, I've just worked it out - I think MAYBE he is getting confused with somewhere else where he made a t**t of himself too rolleyes

I see nothing wrong with making a tart of himself, I wish I'd done it more myself. Oh wait, may be it's the word the missus thought someone was calling me when he did the same self censorship but meant tart...yes, on reflection that must be the word, forget I spoke up, this message will self destruct in...well never I suppose.

7 May 2006

Quote by laybysex
I see nothing wrong with making a tart of himself, I wish I'd done it more myself. Oh wait, may be it's the word the missus thought someone was calling me when he did the same self censorship but meant tart...yes, on reflection that must be the word, forget I spoke up, this message will self destruct in...well never I suppose.

LOL - nice arse by the way mate :thumbup: Front bits by PM? lol

7 May 2006

Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol

Having sex with someone whilst partner was asleep was pretty much how we got into swinging.
One night we got pissed with a couple of friends we knew and being the light weight drinker that I am, I couldn't hack the pace and went to bed while they talked about the usual drunken bollocks and flicked through the tv channels.
Missus told me in the morning that they had come across some girl on girl soft porn which she told them was one of our favourite fantasies. Being well into the too drunk to care stage the girls decided to show my mate they could do a better job of it and before they knew it, it had become a full on 3some.
Of course she vowed to make amends for me not being involved and weâ€™ve never looked back wink