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Damn.....and i had a real good funny remark to say as well! lol
i didnt have sex.......but was almost as bad.......while the ex was asleep....needless to say we arnt together now :-D...........cant ya tell im happy about that one lol
Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol
no, but in some perverted sense, i could imagine the turn on, as long as you were in a relationship where you could tell your partner the next day and watch him / her get off on it too. :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
no, but in some perverted sense, i could imagine the turn on, as long as you were in a relationship where you could tell your partner the next day and watch him / her get off on it too. :shock:

id have to agree, i couldnt do it without the better half knowing or that would be cheating..
Quote by DAVEANDDEBBIE69
no, but in some perverted sense, i could imagine the turn on, as long as you were in a relationship where you could tell your partner the next day and watch him / her get off on it too. :shock:

id have to agree, i couldnt do it without the better half knowing or that would be cheating..
I am such a perve, the more I think about this, the more possibilities spring to mind :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops:
I did that once and told Ricky the next day, it was a big turn on for us both biggrin :D :D
Mariax
Quote by davedixon1
I did that once and told Ricky the next day, it was a big turn on for us both biggrin :D :D
Mariax
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wot happened pls sharex lol
SEE... asking for details again!
rolleyes
Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol

Yep...her best mate....!!!
CC...... cool
Hi Dave
We had a (male) friend staying with us for a holiday a couple of years ago, we had known him for years and nothing had ever happened, that is until he stayed with us and we ended up having a bit of fun wink Later on the same night we all went to bed (him in another room) I was still feeling horny and Ricky was asleep, so I went through to our friend's room, who was also asleep (you guys just can't keep up with us can you? lol ) and slid in beside him smile scared the c*** out of him :!: but he soon recovered :wink: I had my wicked way with him :twisted: then returned to a still sleeping Ricky. Next day I told Ricky and he found it a big turn on too.
I've got to say though that Ricky and me had spoken about this perhaps happening sometime, just didn't know who the guy would be or when or even if it would ever happen.
Has it happened to you Dave? Tell all!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:
Mariax
Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol

Yep...her best mate....!!!
CC...... cool
haha hope was good must av been exciting... i wont ask wot happened cos ill get told off but must av bin horny lol
Maybe you boys could PM one another the details and have a wank party - all the straight guys are doing it nowadays.. apparently confused
Quote by davedixon1
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol

just noticed, why the hell so many questions in differant threads, u got a new job with News of the World or some other rag perhaps, we are swingers, we don't get pleasure talking and telling other people what we get up to, we get it by doing it with other people.
Try it you might like it lol
cat
Quote by Bloke2005
have u ever had sex with someone whilst ur partner has been asleep or in next room . without them knowing.............. serious answers only pls too all u funnies out there . xx lol

Yep...her best mate....!!!
CC...... cool
haha hope was good must av been exciting... i wont ask wot happened cos ill get told off but must av bin horny lol
Maybe you boys could PM one another the details and have a wank party - all the straight guys are doing it nowadays.. apparently confused
Ha ha....amazing what the sh police comment on...!!!
CC.... rolleyes
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Ha ha....amazing what the sh police comment on...!!!
CC.... rolleyes

What police? Where? Who? You lost me... dunno
Quote by Bloke2005
Ha ha....amazing what the sh police comment on...!!!
CC.... rolleyes

What police? Where? Who? You lost me... dunno
Well, I'm watching Taggart and there are plenty of police there.... perhaps he means them?
:dunno:
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol
Quote by Bloke2005
Ha ha....amazing what the sh police comment on...!!!
CC.... rolleyes

What police? Where? Who? You lost me... dunno
I never had Bloke down for a policeman......maybe the guy in leather or the construction worker yes....but not the policeman!
Quote by Devon1
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

cool
Quote by Jags
Ha ha....amazing what the sh police comment on...!!!
CC.... rolleyes

What police? Where? Who? You lost me... dunno
Well, I'm watching Taggart and there are plenty of police there.... perhaps he means them?
:dunno:
There's goner be another murder........very soon!
Quote by Devon1
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Oooo - hello you ;)
OK, I've just worked it out - I think MAYBE he is getting confused with somewhere else where he made a t**t of himself too rolleyes
Quote by Devon1
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -NOW I need details!!
:high-smile:
Quote by Jags
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -NOW I need details!!
:high-smile:
Not to mention photos!! :twisted: :twisted:
Minx x x
Quote by Jags
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -NOW I need details!!
:high-smile:
You need more details than you can imagine....lol
CC.....x
Quote by Jags
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -NOW I need details!!
:high-smile:
Actions =
Y - Arms outstretched and raised
M - Left hand on left shoulder, right hand on right shoulder
C - Arms extended to the right
A - Hands held together above head
All together now:
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.
Young man, Are you listening to me
I said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.
No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.
Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to me
and said young man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground
Y.M.C.A.
just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
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Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
:lol:
Quote by Jags
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -NOW I need details!!
:high-smile:
I'm sure Bloke has lots of pics :lol:
Quote by catnpaul
just noticed, why the hell so many questions in differant threads, u got a new job with News of the World or some other rag perhaps, we are swingers, we don't get pleasure talking and telling other people what we get up to, we get it by doing it with other people.
Try it you might like it lol
cat

He can't, he's still trying to persuade her/ looking for ideas for party games rolleyes
Quote by Bloke2005
Actions =
Y - Arms outstretched and raised
M - Left hand on left shoulder, right hand on right shoulder
C - Arms extended to the right
A - Hands held together above head
And all that gay stuff

So wtf letter is this then dunno

or am i getting YMCA and The Time Warp mixed up.
Quote by dambuster

Actions =
Y - Arms outstretched and raised
M - Left hand on left shoulder, right hand on right shoulder
C - Arms extended to the right
A - Hands held together above head
And all that gay stuff

So wtf letter is this then dunno

or am i getting YMCA and The Time Warp mixed up.
I don't know but it's still the gayest thing I've seen on here - aside from Cheeky Chimp's profile picture :rascal:
Quote by dambuster

So wtf letter is this then dunno

or am i getting YMCA and The Time Warp mixed up.
Now that is just the funniest thing I've seen on here for many a long year! Thanks Dammie... is that your usual trucking outfit??
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by dambuster

Actions =
Y - Arms outstretched and raised
M - Left hand on left shoulder, right hand on right shoulder
C - Arms extended to the right
A - Hands held together above head
And all that gay stuff

So wtf letter is this then dunno

or am i getting YMCA and The Time Warp mixed up.
Well thats Dammie as the construction worker......who wants to be the Red Indian?