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Have you almost made a twit of yourself? whoops!

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I have to say for people that don’t know me that my spelling isn’t my best assist but I nearly made the blunder of all blunders this morning. redface
After writing my thoughts thread luckily my knight in shining armour (hubby came in) I asked him to proof read what I had written, I had already done a spell check so thought all was ok.
But to my horror and his amusement he said “do you really mean applauding or appalling.” :shock:
Here is the quote from the said thread
“ Take 777's thread lock em up for example. I think we would all agree the actions of these children were appalling.
OMG could you imagine the size of the shovel I would have needed to dig myself out of that hole. :sticky:
The other day someone in the chat rooms and high lighted the fact that I had put conversation house instead of conversion house on another thread. smackbottom lol
When am I ever going to learn?
Why doesn’t spell check tell you, that what you said doesn’t make sense?
Have you ever been saved from total embarrassment at the last minute?
i do this all the time, but happily put all me twatish moments down to just having a blonde moment. Im not going to start saying they are senior moments just yet. biggrin
In a previous life, I was working in a marketing department and my boss had to write a press release to announce to the world and his dog that the companies warehouse had been moved from the south east,upto the midlands.
Anyway the letter was supposed to go onto to introduce the newly appointed Mr xxxxxx (name witheld on the off chance he is on site wink ).
Warehouse was spelt incorrectly as wharehouse, and microsoft word auto corrected this to whorehouse,and as it wasn't proof read, 50,000 letters went out to customers introducing Mr X, the whorehouse manager.
lol
Ian
Should i be worried that i read cock ups like that in the way they were meant to be not the way they were typed
Maybe i've just spent too long in the chat rooms with everyone doing it lol :crazy:
Quote by Ian
In a previous life, I was working in a marketing department and my boss had to write a press release to announce to the world and his dog that the companies warehouse had been moved from the south east,upto the midlands.
Anyway the letter was supposed to go onto to introduce the newly appointed Mr xxxxxx (name witheld on the off chance he is on site wink ).
Warehouse was spelt incorrectly as wharehouse, and microsoft word auto corrected this to whorehouse,and as it wasn't proof read, 50,000 letters went out to customers introducing Mr X, the whorehouse manager.
lol
Ian

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG I nearly fell off my chair with that one!
:lol:
I blame the stupid word checkers!
Don't worry no one else here can spoll.
I did once leave the word 'not' out of a sentence I posted. Yes it did kind of change the meaning and cause confusion.
The way some people post they read like the policeman in 'allo 'allo
Quote by Up_for_fun_2008
Should i be worried that i read cock ups like that in the way they were meant to be not the way they were typed
Maybe i've just spent too long in the chat rooms with everyone doing it lol :crazy:

taht is bceusae olny the fsrit and lsat lteter nedes to be in the rhgit oderr to raed waht smeonoe has witertn as lnog as it is slpet rghit. the biarn has a way of dnoig the rset.
Hope I have spelt that correctly lol
No "almost" about it....
Back in August we went to Blackpool for the night and booked in to Buddies, went and got changed, sat in the bar for a bit and had a few drinks. The clientele were a bit older than us so we decided to go to Infusions instead. Went to Infusions and had a good night and a bit (a fair bit i might add) more to drink and toddled off back to Buddies at about 2am...
The wife put the key in the door and opened it, to be greeted by a couple shagging over the pool table about 2m away from us!!!
Now, this wouldnt have been so bad had we not got the damn key stuck in the door, here we are for 2-3 mins trying to get this bloody key out of the door while this guy is banging away at this woman and i'm starting to feel like a proper twat. Anyway, this guy obviously gets pissed off at me and the wife giggling due to our misfortune, stops whats he's doing and comes over, the second he even touches the key it comes out of the door redface
He sits on the sofa with a face like a wet weekend, me and the wife apologise for obviously spoiling the mood and disappear up to bed feeling like complete numpties!!!
P.S if you're part of the couple in question and you read this....again we're very very sorry bolt
It's the people who have to use the pool table next I feel sorry for. You don't want your balls getting sticky. Espicially if you ar eplaying pool
Humn....I once sold a company £20,000 worth of their own (returned for repair and subsequently fixed). Turns out after fixing the equipment I'd put it in the wrong place and it had gone in with new stock for them!
We didn't notice, and they didn't notice. It only came to light when our serial numbers didn't match up! LOL
Best of all, they never noticed at all!
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Should i be worried that i read cock ups like that in the way they were meant to be not the way they were typed
Maybe i've just spent too long in the chat rooms with everyone doing it lol :crazy:

taht is bceusae olny the fsrit and lsat lteter nedes to be in the rhgit oderr to raed waht smeonoe has witertn as lnog as it is slpet rghit. the biarn has a way of dnoig the rset.
Hope I have spelt that correctly lol
Funny Minxy I could read every word of that. I must be chatting to you too much on MSN.....make note, stop talking to Minx so much. :lol:
I did the blondest of all blondest things today, turned up to my daughter's harvest festival 3 weeks late, she had told me she was singing in the choir, skivved the day of work (my daughter goes to boarding school a 2 hour drive from us)left nice and early to make sure didn't get stuck in traffic, only to find I had the wrong date and that it was the little one's harvest festival instead!!!!
But was nice seeing the children I used to care for and my old work mates....
But how dumb? need to read school diary more carefully next time lol
Sam xx
Several times when I have pm'ed or whispered females I know to see whether they have time for a chat, I have typed "Are you busty?" instead of "Are you busy?".
I think most times I spot it before I hit the send button. redface
At uni one poor girl typed orgasm instead of organism all the way through her thesis!!!
Quote by Ian
In a previous life, I was working in a marketing department and my boss had to write a press release to announce to the world and his dog that the companies warehouse had been moved from the south east,upto the midlands.
Anyway the letter was supposed to go onto to introduce the newly appointed Mr xxxxxx (name witheld on the off chance he is on site wink ).
Warehouse was spelt incorrectly as wharehouse, and microsoft word auto corrected this to whorehouse,and as it wasn't proof read, 50,000 letters went out to customers introducing Mr X, the whorehouse manager.
lol
Ian

Oh...that is FANTASTIC....I am going to chuckle about that one for a while!