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have you ever had one of those nights lol
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WBB You can't leave it like that :shock: as Lovelyone says c'mon tell all. You know you want to.....
ok ok as you lot are so understanding where the hell do i start? ok we may be here quite a while.........
last night i went to a new swingers club that had just opened in the west mids with a friend we knew a few site members were going for a nose.
we got there pm and there was around 10 people in and omfg what a dump. afer 2 ciggys and a drink it was time to leave (30 mins after arriving lol) as we were leaving there was a young couple on their way out they paid up then it was our turn, as we went to pay up the police arrived asking what was going on the young asian man said to them its a private members club police asked what time they were closing the young man said i dunno when it goes dead. this raised a smile to both of us as we were thinking it is dead lol the police then asked well what time does your licence say the young man seemed to be very very alarmed by the police being there and was struggling to answer them he then said we dont have one as we dont sell alcohol at this the police asked to look around and as we got out of the door we agreed we had had a lucky escape......
part 2 lol...........
the young couple that left infont of us were just pulling away in their car the person i was with started to put the postcode for chams into the sat nav then we started to leave, half way up the street the sound went off on the sat nav so as we got to the junction he stopped and started sorting the sat nav, i looked up to see the young lady who had just left the club ahead of us was walking towards our car i thought wtf???? i then looked across the road and said omfg move now we are in the red ligt district ffs to the person i was with saying fek and moved quick lol. we then got to chams thank god i thought lol
part 3 ........
by this time is around midnight so we decided to get a drink and sit down for 5 mins we were standing at the bar when a polish lady and what appeared to be her partner started to argue the argument was over her fee lol, so we moved went outside for a ciggy after a few mins a woman behind us fell over one of the sunbeds she was a little drunk by this stage im thinking omg what a night we both just burst into fits of laughing the people around us were just looking one said your not supposed to laugh lol the person i was with said its not her falling over we are laughing at its whats happened to us tonigh people just sat in shock looking at us. i can honestly say its the best evening out ive had in years ive never laughed so much!!!!!
last night i went to a new swingers club that had just opened in the west mids with a friend we knew a few site members were going for a nose.
we got there pm and there was around 10 people in and omfg what a dump. afer 2 ciggys and a drink it was time to leave (30 mins after arriving lol) as we were leaving there was a young couple on their way out they paid up then it was our turn, as we went to pay up the police arrived asking what was going on the young asian man said to them its a private members club police asked what time they were closing the young man said i dunno when it goes dead. this raised a smile to both of us as we were thinking it is dead lol the police then asked well what time does your licence say the young man seemed to be very very alarmed by the police being there and was struggling to answer them he then said we dont have one as we dont sell alcohol at this the police asked to look around and as we got out of the door we agreed we had had a lucky escape......
part 2 lol...........
the young couple that left infont of us were just pulling away in their car the person i was with started to put the postcode for chams into the sat nav then we started to leave, half way up the street the sound went off on the sat nav so as we got to the junction he stopped and started sorting the sat nav, i looked up to see the young lady who had just left the club ahead of us was walking towards our car i thought wtf???? i then looked across the road and said omfg move now we are in the red ligt district ffs to the person i was with saying fek and moved quick lol. we then got to chams thank god i thought lol
part 3 ........
by this time is around midnight so we decided to get a drink and sit down for 5 mins we were standing at the bar when a polish lady and what appeared to be her partner started to argue the argument was over her fee lol, so we moved went outside for a ciggy after a few mins a woman behind us fell over one of the sunbeds she was a little drunk by this stage im thinking omg what a night we both just burst into fits of laughing the people around us were just looking one said your not supposed to laugh lol the person i was with said its not her falling over we are laughing at its whats happened to us tonigh people just sat in shock looking at us. i can honestly say its the best evening out ive had in years ive never laughed so much!!!!!
if it is a private members club then the police should have a warrant to look around, that is why clubs do not sell drink as if they do then the police can walk in at any time, so the man should of declined there question to look around.
but i also have been at a party in birmingam and the police raided it. It was one of those pay parties and it was packed with pple. My husband did not want to attend any way and it was me that persauded him to go. At around midnight a female police officer walked in and we thought it was some one in fancy dress, the pple at the party carried on as normal. But then a few more police came in so hence our time to leave. They had the right to walk in as ur not meant to pay for a party so it is illegal as ur earning etc and the house was not a registerd business, it was funny but also a bit scary .
hence never went back again
the police were looking for under age girls and prost and i think both were there.
i think the male who runs the club so is also into that scene lol
but i also have been at a party in birmingam and the police raided it. It was one of those pay parties and it was packed with pple. My husband did not want to attend any way and it was me that persauded him to go. At around midnight a female police officer walked in and we thought it was some one in fancy dress, the pple at the party carried on as normal. But then a few more police came in so hence our time to leave. They had the right to walk in as ur not meant to pay for a party so it is illegal as ur earning etc and the house was not a registerd business, it was funny but also a bit scary .
hence never went back again
the police were looking for under age girls and prost and i think both were there.
i think the male who runs the club so is also into that scene lol
Quote by west-brom-babebloody hell westy sounds like you go to some of the best places have to let us know where they are lol not had a laff for ages xx
ok ok as you lot are so understanding where the hell do i start? ok we may be here quite a while.........
last night i went to a new swingers club that had just opened in the west mids with a friend we knew a few site members were going for a nose.
we got there pm and there was around 10 people in and omfg what a dump. afer 2 ciggys and a drink it was time to leave (30 mins after arriving lol) as we were leaving there was a young couple on their way out they paid up then it was our turn, as we went to pay up the police arrived asking what was going on the young asian man said to them its a private members club police asked what time they were closing the young man said i dunno when it goes dead. this raised a smile to both of us as we were thinking it is dead lol the police then asked well what time does your licence say the young man seemed to be very very alarmed by the police being there and was struggling to answer them he then said we dont have one as we dont sell alcohol at this the police asked to look around and as we got out of the door we agreed we had had a lucky escape......
part 2 lol...........
the young couple that left infont of us were just pulling away in their car the person i was with started to put the postcode for chams into the sat nav then we started to leave, half way up the street the sound went off on the sat nav so as we got to the junction he stopped and started sorting the sat nav, i looked up to see the young lady who had just left the club ahead of us was walking towards our car i thought wtf???? i then looked across the road and said omfg move now we are in the red ligt district ffs to the person i was with saying fek and moved quick lol. we then got to chams thank god i thought lol
part 3 ........
by this time is around midnight so we decided to get a drink and sit down for 5 mins we were standing at the bar when a polish lady and what appeared to be her partner started to argue the argument was over her fee lol, so we moved went outside for a ciggy after a few mins a woman behind us fell over one of the sunbeds she was a little drunk by this stage im thinking omg what a night we both just burst into fits of laughing the people around us were just looking one said your not supposed to laugh lol the person i was with said its not her falling over we are laughing at its whats happened to us tonigh people just sat in shock looking at us. i can honestly say its the best evening out ive had in years ive never laughed so much!!!!!
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I would of been exactly like you and been laughing my sox off at the nights going on. Hey why not eh? I mewan those sort of things don't happen everyday and can keep you giggling to yourself for a lifetime
Blimey i'm sort of envious y'know 
Blimey i'm sort of envious y'know 
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