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Have you ever tried delay spray ?

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Quote by H-x
I've just read the SH small print
"MAY CONTAIN NUTS"
H.x

i think i'll put that on my boxer shorts :giggle:
Quote by goose35
I've asked my nephew to bring his chemisry set. Sure i'll come up with somthing lol

Well the worst that can happen is you will blow your knackers of :lol:
Shaz x
Have you ever tried delay spray ?
Good god no :shock:
I'm only just fit enough for 30 seconds of activitey let alone 60 seconds if it works redface lol
Quote by sheddy
Have you ever tried delay spray ?
Good god no :shock:
I'm only just fit enough for 30 seconds of activitey let alone 60 seconds if it works redface lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: , it works very well trust me hehehe
I have just had a thought........
Do you think it would work if i sprayed some on my bills? do you think i would get more time to pay them? :lol:
Tony wink
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I've asked my nephew to bring his chemisry set. Sure i'll come up with somthing lol

Well the worst that can happen is you will blow your knackers of :lol:
Shaz x
I've had a change of heart. I don't want to donate my organ in that manner :lol:
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin
Quote by DANEM
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin

... I get the impression there's going to be a sudden rise in demand for this Stud 100 ... and after reading that story, may let curiosity get the better of me and try it myself ... though that 20 min wait seems a bit of a passion killer ...
confused
Its 5 to 15 minutes not 20 minutes lol
And i wouldn't let your woman go giving you a gobble if you have it on.... might make her mouth numb stop her from talking :shock: :twisted: hmmmmmmm
Tony
Quote by DANEM
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin

Quote by DANEM
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some :lol:
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print :wink::D

Wow, you must be excited, you posted the same thing twice :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tony :wink:
ooh the tension is building Shaz lol
God its taking him a while at the shop :twisted:
Quote by DANEM
ooh the tension is building Shaz lol
God its taking him a while at the shop :twisted:

If he can't find it...... look for there site on google... make sure you get the uk site and you will find a store locator on there that tells you all your local dealers.
If he does find some... make sure he gets enough on to fully wet the end of his willy with it.... but wait for it to dry before continuing !! hehe
Tony x
WOO HOO hes back :thrilled:
Im off will give you my verdict tomorrow
:wave2:
Quote by DANEM
WOO HOO hes back :thrilled:
Im off will give you my verdict tomorrow
:wave2:

So he managed to get some then ? hehe
Have fun and let us know what you think..... lol
Tony x
Quote by DANEM
WOO HOO hes back :thrilled:
Im off will give you my verdict tomorrow
:wave2:

Still waiting for your verdict biggrin
Did he get some?, did it work ok for ya? did he turn into a rampant rabbit ? lol
Tony x
Quote by Reikiradical
I've never tried Delay Spray....but I am told that Bonjella works just fine.

BONJELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! feck me that stings yr gums for dayz lol imagine wot it cud do to yr pride and joy lol biggrin
Sorry for the delay in offering my verdit on the delay spray, I have been walking like a cowboy for the last 24 hours. redface
I can honestly say it works lol
It did sting a bit but no where near as bad as I thought we did let it dry completely before inserting surprisedops: (ta for the tip cant imagine what it would of been like had we not let it dry)
Ooh I feel a bit silly telling you lot this :oops:
Quote by DANEM
Sorry for the delay in offering my verdit on the delay spray, I have been walking like a cowboy for the last 24 hours. redface
I can honestly say it works lol
It did sting a bit but no where near as bad as I thought we did let it dry completely before inserting surprisedops: (ta for the tip cant imagine what it would of been like had we not let it dry)
Ooh I feel a bit silly telling you lot this :oops:

hehehe glad it worked for you. :lol: .... the sting is worth a few seconds for what follows hehehe
Shaz xx
I know after our holiday last week I put on half a stone then in just one night I lost almost a stone!
happy:
Quote by DANEM
I know after our holiday last week I put on half a stone then in just one night I lost almost a stone!
happy:

lol :lol: :lol: I am on a diet at the moment but seem to of stuck at my current weight for a few days...... when friday comes i am doing water aerobics then sat we will be very busy with a gangbang innocent then sun Tony has already threatened me with the delay spray so bye bye to a few more pounds :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
: biggrin :D :D :D
This is our first time on this site, we only joined the other day.
Sorry you guys, but i have never laughed sooooo much for ages. I think I might just go and buy some going off your recommendations.
You should see the look on my fella's face :shock:
I have walked like a pregnant duck before now but that's a different story!!!!!!
Thanks for the sheer joy of your story.......
Cuddly Pair
PS:Make sure you read the :small-print: next time you decide to buy anything relating to sex.....
Quote by cuddly_pair
: biggrin :D :D :D
This is our first time on this site, we only joined the other day.
Sorry you guys, but i have never laughed sooooo much for ages. I think I might just go and buy some going off your recommendations.
You should see the look on my fella's face :shock:
I have walked like a pregnant duck before now but that's a different story!!!!!!
Thanks for the sheer joy of your story.......
Cuddly Pair
PS:Make sure you read the :small-print: next time you decide to buy anything relating to sex.....

lol you should try it, i would recommend that to any guy that has never tried it before.... its the strangest sensation ever..... it just feels like you don't have a nob at all if you use to much....i felt like a woman :shock: lol
Anyway, if anyone does want to try it and you can enter your postcode and it will tell you your nearest stockists wink
Tony x
you can get condoms that have a lube in it to desensitise him and make him last longer, i have 1 durex performa but havnt tried it seeing as im female but they supposidly work. good free sample tho.
I agree Shaz it was the best laugh I have ever had I totally recomend it for a night of constant non stop sex and laughs (my cheeks are still sore from the laughter) lol
Just beware of unstable furniture! (thats all I am going to say on this matter but Im sure you know what I mean! redface )
Quote by lynnywinny
you can get condoms that have a lube in it to desensitise him and make him last longer, i have 1 durex performa but havnt tried it seeing as im female but they supposidly work. good free sample tho.

Hmmmmmmm there is an idea.... could spray some of this delay spray into the nipple of the condom before putting it on! hehe
Quote by lynnywinny
I agree Shaz it was the best laugh I have ever had I totally recomend it for a night of constant non stop sex and laughs (my cheeks are still sore from the laughter) lol
Just beware of unstable furniture! (thats all I am going to say on this matter but Im sure you know what I mean! redface )

Nope we have no idea what you meen, were actually very innocent you know surprisedops: biggrin Sorry but you will have to explain and because of our shear innocents it will have to be in extreme detail :lol:
Tony x
Just for those that fancy a giggle.....I miss this pair a lot smile :giggle:
That's class! I remember something similar with peppermint stuff from Ann Summers, boy did that numb my little rose!
Those two were brill, so funny weren't they??!! cool
Well it seems to work, I sprayed it on this thread back in 2006.
Quote by benrums0n
Well it seems to work, I sprayed it on this thread back in 2006.

Pity you didn't spray it on your wit............
JOKE!!! wink
Quote by poshkate
Just for those that fancy a giggle.....I miss this pair a lot smile :giggle:

aww We missed you to x