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Have you ever done something that ought to have got you into huge amounts of trouble if people ever discovered you had done it?????
Several years ago... in a large multi-storey car park...... i reversed my car straight into the back of another car..... i got out looked at the damage and promptly exited stage left at some speed....
Their exhaust was somewhat further up into the car's chassis than perhaps it ought to have been........and there was a dent in one or two places...... lol
Now having the benefit of being a few years older... there is no way i would ever dream of doing such a wicked thing.......... lol
So what are you going to admit to???????????????????
equi-princess xxx
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Have you ever done something that ought to have got you into huge amounts of trouble if people ever discovered you had done it?????
Several years ago... in a large multi-storey car park...... i reversed my car straight into the back of another car..... i got out looked at the damage and promptly exited stage left at some speed....
Their exhaust was somewhat further up into the car's chassis than perhaps it ought to have been........and there was a dent in one or two places...... lol
Now having the benefit of being a few years older... there is no way i would ever dream of doing such a wicked thing.......... lol
So what are you going to admit to???????????????????
equi-princess xxx

Did you get caught?
And where did it happen? wink (people with long memories might want to know who is was that 'bumped' their car a few years ago) :P
I have done far too many things that I didnt ought to do during my life time.....and yes, some have gotten me into trouble and some lay undiscovered as yet :twisted:
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Have you ever done something that ought to have got you into huge amounts of trouble if people ever discovered you had done it?????
Several years ago... in a large multi-storey car park...... i reversed my car straight into the back of another car..... i got out looked at the damage and promptly exited stage left at some speed....
Their exhaust was somewhat further up into the car's chassis than perhaps it ought to have been........and there was a dent in one or two places...... lol
Now having the benefit of being a few years older... there is no way i would ever dream of doing such a wicked thing.......... lol
So what are you going to admit to???????????????????
equi-princess xxx

Did you get caught?
And where did it happen? wink (people with long memories might want to know who is was that 'bumped' their car a few years ago) :P
I have done far too many things that I didnt ought to do during my life time.....and yes, some have gotten me into trouble and some lay undiscovered as yet :twisted:
No.... wasn't seen by anyone..... and i'm not prepared to narrow it down any further than Somerset.... lol..... and will comprehensively deny it if asked..... lol
equi-princess xxx
In my student days my boyfriend and I 'borrowed' a banner from an exclusive Yacht Club to decorate our lounge wall with redface
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Hmmmmmm skeletons in the cupboard I think we all have some of them. The question is are we prepared for them to be discovered. smile
I used to have a very smart garden table I borrowed from a local drinking establishment redface
It was 20 years ago and I was very poor surprisedops: and I did justify to myself in that the amount Id spent in there in my youth had probably paid for the whole beer garden :shock:
I had a traffic light in the living room in my flat years ago.
Someone must have demolished it earlier in the evening.
Anyway we, in a drunken stupor, ripped the wires out and took it home.
The next party we had - we wired the thing up and it worked a treat!
Only strikes me now - that the lights were right near the police station - and my flat just round the corner!
eeeee the things you do when you are drunken teenager eh?
Couldn't possibly admit to things on here......far too many and not always very clever - think one of the worst was several of us drunkenly swimming out to a small speedboat in a harbour in the south-west and the thing sank - we awoke the next day to find a crane lifting the boat from the bottom of the sea!!
Terrible and makes me ashamed to look back!
nope, im too much of a goody 2 shoes to da anything like that. cool
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I had a traffic light in the living room in my flat years ago.
Someone must have demolished it earlier in the evening.
Anyway we, in a drunken stupor, ripped the wires out and took it home.
The next party we had - we wired the thing up and it worked a treat!
Only strikes me now - that the lights were right near the police station - and my flat just round the corner!
eeeee the things you do when you are drunken teenager eh?

Lucky there was no CCTV in those days eh? wink I would have been locked up years ago! Crime isn't going up, they are just catching more of us out :P
I took an entire garden furniture set (it was cheap plastic) from the front garden of a house. The only thing was it belonged to one of the most notorious families around here, most of whom are now in prison, so not the best people to rob from.
Err, don't look in my wardrobe :shock: bolt
I drunkenly urinated against someones front door
Accidentally put defamatory and rude comments on invoices out to customers, then dodged the blame until police involvement was threatened.
Graffitied my school. Everyone knew it was me but they couldn't prove it.
A whole list of things my conscience has surpressed nicely so far redface
when i was a student in Edinburgh me and a couple of my mates had been out on the jazz at some pubs and clubs as you do........ on the way home we cut up this little passageway next to a "sauna" which had a rep as being a bit of a knocking shop. We decided it would be funny to jump the fence into the back garden and went on to pinch att the towels, sheets etc of the washing line! seemed a good idea at the time till we got up in the morning saw the pile of sheets and realised where they had come from! would you want to use a sheet/towel from a brothel? no! well neither did two of us, the other guy thaught it was great and never had to worry bout towels again for the duration of his course.......... hehe
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Accidentally put defamatory and rude comments on invoices out to customers, then dodged the blame until police involvement was threatened.

Sorry I shouldn't laugh but rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As for me I cant honestly remember doing anything that would have got me into trouble.... The only time I broke the law was when i was speeding along a very nice highway in Australia and got stopped for being over the speed limit..... Good job the police didn't stop me about 5 km's before as I was doing 200 kph in a 100 kph zone redface bolt
Shireen
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I stole a pony when I was 13 sad
I did it for a good reason though. It was in the middle of winter, it's water was frozen solid and had been for a couple of days, and it was skin and bone. I broke the fence and took it to the local vets. The owner was never traced...............big surprise..............and it was adopted by a local family.
mmmm i have lots of skeletons in my cupboard and hopefully they are staying in there biggrin
I could tell you but I would be breaking the official secrets act......
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I could tell you but I would be breaking the official secrets act......
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oohhhh....... please...??????????
lol...
equi-princess xxx
I stole some road work signs and them put them accross a mates drive for when he came in from work. He wasn't amused :lol2:
On a round about having had a few, I moved signposts so they all pointed the wrong way.
I once smashed someone wing mirror thingy and drove away.
I've flicked dog shit back into someones garden :smug:
Bloody hell Dawn mad
no wonder I spent 17 days driving round Coventry looking for the exit :x :x
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Bloody hell Dawn mad
no wonder I spent 17 days driving round Coventry looking for the exit :x :x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did you see me flashing my tits as you passed redface
Oh no, thats the round about thingy in the middle of Balsall Common where I used to do that innocent
Used to do that rolleyes
well thats no blody use isit :roll: :roll:
Tell you what next time I go to Balsall common (I go there to get my mini serviced) I ll let you know and you can re live old times lol :lol: :lol:
No good at that stuff, guilt always get the better off me. Did the same as equi but went back two days later apologised and paid. Although there is a window at a certain workplace with a hole shaped roughly like my bum, which I never owned up too.... if I had there may have been a few more questions
I'm scared of heights so didn't join in personally but a few years ago we were waiting for a taxi outside Central Station in Newcastle after going clubbing. We noticed that there was scaffolding up the side. The two lads I was with proceeded to climb scaffolding, walk around the ledge on top of the station and change the clocks.
Lots of confused commuters the next day biggrin