Ok. may not be the funniest thing in the world, and I reckon there must have been more bizarre ones, but seeing as I live nowhere near Manchester, in fact 120 miles from the place....why would I be expected to know this???.....(name deleted to avoid embarressment... )
<xxxx> hiya mate
<postie> hello
<postie> what can i do you for?
<xxxx> do you know if there is a youth hostel near to the reebok stadium?
<postie> what???? how would I know?
<postie> go check it out on the t'internet
<xxxx> just wonderd i have but all it comes up with is manc lol
<postie> erm.... sorry dude, would like to be more helpful.... but i don't live anywhere near the NW
<xxxx> thats ok mate no worries it is just for when i go to see elton john and coldplay lol
<postie> ok... thanks for making it to No:1 spot on my list of bizarre PM's....
<xxxx> ok see you soon m8
Hmmmmm....... And I HATE Elton John too.... just made that even more bizarre...
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Have you had a more bizarre pvt in the chatroom than this??
Sex God
There isn't a youth hostel in Horwich... just in case anyone wondered - well, if there is they've kept it well quiet 
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
well not as bizarre as that..... but on a par......
Are you a bi-male????????????
Oh come on...... guys..... with a nick like mine....... do I sound like a bi-male???????
equi-princess xxx
Nearly as bad as the ones I get almost every night -
Person X "Are you two girls or a tranny"
Me "Neither I'm only one person and fem"
Person X "Oh really? Your name sounds too cute/frilly/feminine/ soppy (and various other decriptive words) to be a real name. Sounds like the sort of thing trannies would call themselves trying to sound all girly" :shock: :gagged:
Me "Sorry about that but it's my real name" :roll:
I've thought about changing my nick . . . . . . *TJ_loves_giving_bj's* has quite a ring to it, but somehow I think that would attract even more unwanted pm's than ever :scared: :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by postie
Ok. may not be the funniest thing in the world, and I reckon there must have been more bizarre ones, but seeing as I live nowhere near Manchester, in fact 120 miles from the place....why would I be expected to know this???.....(name deleted to avoid embarressment... )
<xxxx> hiya mate
<postie> hello
<postie> what can i do you for?
<xxxx> do you know if there is a youth hostel near to the reebok stadium?
<postie> what???? how would I know?
<postie> go check it out on the t'internet
<xxxx> just wonderd i have but all it comes up with is manc lol
<postie> erm.... sorry dude, would like to be more helpful.... but i don't live anywhere near the NW
<xxxx> thats ok mate no worries it is just for when i go to see elton john and coldplay lol
<postie> ok... thanks for making it to No:1 spot on my list of bizarre PM's....
<xxxx> ok see you soon m8
Hmmmmm....... And I HATE Elton John too.... just made that even more bizarre...
Bein a Mancish bloke, isn't the Reebok Stadium near Bolton? 20 minutes drive away?
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
Quote by Red(RHG)
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
Sorry to barge in, but there's a few sarnie shops around the precinct. There should be one next to Wilkinsons/Safeways and a sex/fetish shop up the side street as you head towards west Leicester, should be past the Army 2nd hand shop.
Sorry if it's vague, my brain refuses to co-operate sometimes, lol.
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
. . . *TJ_loves_giving_bj's* has quite a ring to it, but somehow I think that would attract even more unwanted pm's than ever :scared: :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
You have an unwanted PM :grin: :grin: :grin:
Well where is it then??! I'm sitting here waiting for it to drop into my box and . . . nuffin'. Zilch. Zip.
I've had four already tonight, so you may as well make it five :P
T-J
Quote by Red(RHG)
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
you better bloody turn up aswell daaaave :lol:
x daaaaaaaave x
Quote by rachel-lane
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
you better bloody turn up aswell daaaave :lol:
x daaaaaaaave x
Oh look Rache - two of my passions at the same time; sex fings and butties! Oh yer can't go far wrong in Leicester can ya?? Course I'll turn up Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.
Trying to keep postie feeling needed........
Know of any fishing tackle shops in Glasgow?
(Bet ya I just bet ya he does!)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
Quote by Red(Daaaave!!!)
Oh was gonna ask you as well Postie - this thread reminded me........
Is there a little sandwich shop towards the back end of the precinct in Leicester?
I'm going there in a couple of months and y'know was just checking out I'd be ok for a butty
Also any sex shop locations would be helpful too. Preferably near butty shop, I can eat my sandwich whilst browsing.
Many thanks in advance.
Daaaaave x
you better bloody turn up aswell daaaave :lol:
x daaaaaaaave x
Oh look Rache - two of my passions at the same time; sex fings and butties! Oh yer can't go far wrong in Leicester can ya?? Course I'll turn up Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.
Trying to keep postie feeling needed........
Know of any fishing tackle shops in Glasgow?
(Bet ya I just bet ya he does!)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
Red,
seeing as I seem to know everything, I seem to recall that there is indeed a buttie shop at the end of the precinct in Leicester, though being completely wise, I suggest you get off the bus, one stop early. This will save you walking the length of the precinct. The Seafood Special buttie is one that I highly recommend. The buttie shop owner answers to ...... Daaaaaaave!
Glasgow! I know it well for all kinds of angling and related fish type ephemera. One to keep in mind while there, and I believe is highly rated by the fish-botherers of Glasgow, is Daaaaaaaave's Dynamite and Maggots angling shop. You can get a good deal on some of the stuff there.... especially if you know the owners name... but that temporarily escapes me for the minute. Do you know?
Sex God
There is also a nice butty shop in Horwich, and a very very nice burger van in a layby just outside Bolton
Sex God
Quote by postie
There is also a nice butty shop in Horwich, and a very very nice burger van in a layby just outside Bolton
Really bluexxx? I think there may be more than one layby in Bolton.... but do you mean the one that's on the Bury Rd? Do they still do Jumbo Sausages?
I couldn't possibly comment any more on the location as it would be breaking the site rules, and I REALLY can't comment about the sausages cos meat is murder :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by equi-princess
well not as bizarre as that..... but on a par......
Are you a bi-male????????????
Oh come on...... guys..... with a nick like mine....... do I sound like a bi-male???????
equi-princess xxx
well a few get quite offended when i say i'm not abloke ( fair enough i may lead them on a little bit, but never actually say i'm a woman)... i show them my profile and is like
"i thought you was a fem".. and i say "why" and tha got casue of "jiggle" (as in .... jiggle)
