Have you seen a young man?

20 Mar 2004

So last night, I'm flicking through the channels and a 'lurker' knocks at the door.
For those of you that don't know, I've got a girl of 19 and she has many 'lurkers'.... lads not quite going out with her but hanging around on the off chance.
This particular lurker is 18... a bashful but hormone charged 18.
Me: She's gone out... try again tomorrow.
Him: I didn't want to see her... I want to see you!
Me: Why?
Him: (cough, splutter, face flashes red, purple, crimson... Pulls himself to attention) I want to fuck you!
Me: Wait here...
[Heather leaves him on the doorstep, and returns moments later with a tape measure)
Me: Anything less than 7 and you can forget it!
Lurker last seen headed at speed toward a nearby lake. If anyone has seen him, will you please tell him to come and retrieve his 'motion' from my doorstep.
Thanks.
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20 Mar 2004

20 Mar 2004

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Fantastic!! I don't know who I admire more; him for his nerve or you for your initiative confused

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20 Mar 2004

At this point... I realised I've hijacked someone else's thread so I've split it, AND...
Lest my actions be viewed as ageist...
This young man had struck out many, many times with my daughter. He's sniffed around the girl across the road and the one that works in the chippy.
Something told him I'd be better odds.... little fool!
We all gotta start somewhere... but attempting to knock off the mum of the girl that turned you down is clumsey.
Got a shock, though, didn't he! :grin:
Hxx

20 Mar 2004

He is probably still hiding in his room, Mum knocking on his door asking him why he doesnt want any breakfast!

20 Mar 2004

And if he'd had the necessary 7"??? :shock:
Steve

20 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
H, you should have asked him what his SH username is, he sounds like one of the young numpties we've been harrassed with over the last couple of weeks rolleyes

20 Mar 2004

Heather
I'm in awe of your composure and quick thinking!
Hugs, Alex x x

20 Mar 2004

Woah, would I ever like to have been a fly on the wall there. Nice one Heather! :smile2: :smile2: :thrilled:

20 Mar 2004

One of the best 'put downs' I have seen in years Heather.

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This post must surely be worth remembering by all lady members with teenage daughters.
Harry0
What can a few injuns do against the might of the Seventh Cavalry. OOOPS.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876

20 Mar 2004

very funny!!!
any chance I could go out with ur daughter though? Nice nearly 20 year old guy that I am?? lol

20 Mar 2004

jeez

20 Mar 2004

Loved the story Heather ....
Now if that had been me and it had been a 18 year old female lurker ......what would I have done confused

: ....oh my I admire you more and more Heather
Am wondering if I knocked on your door and asked for a members discount wether I may qualify then :wink
Do you think he told his friends???:
lol

20 Mar 2004

Quote by Archangel
very funny!!!
any chance I could go out with ur daughter though? Nice nearly 20 year old guy that I am?? lol

Archangel. PLEASE tell me you were joking! rolleyes

JAGS!!! I think we have got another one over here. Do your stuff!

20 Mar 2004

Well I am appalled H
think you are a nasty mean woman, who deserves a good spanking! - and next time we get together - you can be sure you will get one!
Now, being fair, everyone should get a chance to have a go, so does anyone want to toss me for the honour?
lhk
Kat

20 Mar 2004

Ah, but what would you have done if he'd got his "todger" out and been in excess of 7".
Now that would be more interesting!

20 Mar 2004

Quote by willxx69
very funny!!!
any chance I could go out with ur daughter though? Nice nearly 20 year old guy that I am?? lol

Archangel. PLEASE tell me you were joking! rolleyes

JAGS!!! I think we have got another one over here. Do your stuff!
Am ready for action Willll.
x xx x

20 Mar 2004

Kat... Oh! redface

Whose knee are you going to bend me over? :twisted: You're not going to set the Sarge on me, are you?

Ah, but what would you have done if he'd got his "todger" out and been in excess of 7".

I've never known a bloke sustain 7 inces for long around me! :twisted:

20 Mar 2004

:lol:

20 Mar 2004

:confused2: Heather !!!! From what i have seen what male could resist!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx And be a man

20 Mar 2004

Somehow the txt is going wrong redface

Who could not resist you Heather!!

20 Mar 2004

Careful Heather; all these young kids these days are only taught metric. He might have thought you meant 7cm...

20 Mar 2004

lol!!! he did the best thing.... you might have broken him by the morning! Imagine having to dispose of a spent 18yo in the morning... like do you leave him with the bins or take him to the dump?

21 Mar 2004

Poor kid, he's probably emotionally scared for life
I'd never have dared do such a thing at his age

21 Mar 2004

Quote by Heather
Ah, but what would you have done if he'd got his "todger" out and been in excess of 7".

I've never known a bloke sustain 7 inches for long around me! :twisted:
redface

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Mal
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21 Mar 2004

To the ones that replied to me I have no idea what ur going on about.
yeah I was joking, tho u never know, if her daughter is looking for a bf, why not??

21 Mar 2004

jeez