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having a 'wide on' ....and general hornyness

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H__x
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Must be the weather.
And despite being out at parties and concerts etc all weekend - not a glimmer of an offer. (was going to use the phrase 'not a sausage' but decided against it)
H.x

Now, if you'd have come camping you could have had offers and sausages wink
hindsight is a wonderful thing
H.x
celestria
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Quote by redwine_lover

When does the premiership start again????
RWL
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19th August, I think.
H.x
so 6 weeks of excuses to celery....
:rascal:
RWL
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well I'm sure you can think of 6 original excuses... take that playing again soon? or your trimming your nose hair, or you can't afford the mcflurry, or the mcflurry would melt before you got it here... you can think of the others lol :lol:
Oh and seeing as old timers has kicked in... don't forget to update your ads sweetie... 12 may was eons ago wink
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Quote by dambuster

As for the original question.... I will think about you and get back to it !

:shock:
Oi! No messin with my text! smackbottom
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ):

how can you be worse than 24/7 dunno is this some sort of welsh maths derivitive?
:giggle:
I'll just see if I can figure out the formula for that!
stifflaxxx
Sexlightened
ex used to say me fanny's flicking work that one out lmao
Darkfire
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lights are on but no-one's home? :idea: lol
celestria
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Quote by Darkfire
lights are on but no-one's home? :idea: lol

that's cos the lights are burning so brightly it caused a fire in the home and everyone evacuated :lol:
meat2pleaseu
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Chocolate strawberry battery? and you think i've gone mad loon
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Pete any chance you can reduce the size of the first pic?

I think Pete might be confused by the term "wide on" rotflmao
Pete_sw
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Quote by dambuster
Pete any chance you can reduce the size of the first pic?

I think Pete might be confused by the term "wide on" rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :doh:
Pete_sw
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Chocolate strawberry battery? and you think i've gone mad loon

Ask Dark :gagged: