I Les... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head and my ass (if the occasion requires) up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe (as long as it doesn't cost me owt)........ I shell never surrender!
I..., Luke.... etc etc !!!! never surrender!
Life is too short!
I .......dambuster.... do pervingly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and shag on the patio, the decking, in the kitchen, the dining room and in the lounge on the duvet, to do the chair-fuck and at the foot of the stairs, half way up the stairs, the top of the stairs, on the landing, the bathroom, and occasionaly to use the bed and film as much of it as possible in order to defend this place and the wonderful people herein what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
I lenonio, destroyer of worlds, creator of civilizations solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe (as long as its tax deductible)........ I shell never surrender!
hi there every 1 ...my names dargento and im a new guy.....
<<confused.....or maybe a flash back :shock:
i ....dargento....being of osund mind and body (leave it you lot)....do solemly attest to defend SH towers and its members...to the end....even if this means biting them on the feaches......i will stand on the town centre clock (i said clock) ...neked....and pronounce in a loud voice my undying love for SH and its members (apart form the hi im XXXX fancy a shag crew)....i will do battle to the death in the service of this site and will smite any who offend my brethren.....
the holy hand grenade of antioch awaits....4 is right out......the number 3 when attained and only the number 3.....
have i lost the plot here?
I Nicolia Ivanovitch Lobachevsky solemnly declare that from this day forward ......I will continue to read Izvestia, Pravda, take the piss out of all those in the Old Vladivostok Telephone Directory, keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and streets of Akmolinsk to defend our swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender! However I do intend to sell the movie rights to Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva for Six Million rubles and change the thread title to "The Eternal Triangle" with Dawnie_Mids playing the part of "Hypotenuse"
Nicolia
whatever you want or asking for i have got it...........
if you want it come and get it - oh yes i solemly declare to give it to you :shock:
I celestria........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will try my damndest to get hold of what ever the rest of you are sneaking into your coffee because I feel like I'm missing a really major point here.........
Ulck , I Cant be doing with all this conformity and group hug things!!
I need a vomit emoticon and I cant find one!!
Chris and Mick solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......we will continue to take the piss keep our humour.... hold our head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ we shall never surrender
Will that do? Got to get back to painting the kitchen now. :color:
Chris
:happy: :bounce:
has it worked??? 
put what ya like in as i am pissing me self here 
