How do you quantify a 'heavy cummer'? Two recent experiences lead me to believe that the term is being applied rather liberally, even abused, and I wondered what sort of protocol can be applied. My own best guess is four good spurts and a dribble, but others may feel this too much/too little to qualify. My own best criteria is based on the American porn star Peter North: He would disengage from the lady of his affections and give her a spunk shampoo from the rear, any residue lubricating her spinal columnn with still enough to please the camera. Please share your views on this subjective term!
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Heavy cummers......
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Quote by PoloLady
Funny really - I don't think I have ever seen anyone asking for light cummers
Or is the opposite 'soft' cummers :?
Is it to do with the limescale content - do we need Calgon for safe sex? :shock:
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I think your all wrong, I think its to do with the weight of the cum itself
Maybe 1 ounce of it being a light cummer and a 25lb blob of it being an heavy cummer
:lol: shaz xx
Sex God
Well from memory a teaspoon is an average amount so whats a large amount? For me a Teaspoon? depends how long since I last did it.4 days is suggested period of time to build up to full potential.
As for shooting,well I never have realy I am a dribbler. I only shoot if I get incredibly aroused or have had sex frequently so thats whats left is thin.
Mr Tweey
As for shooting,well I never have realy I am a dribbler. I only shoot if I get incredibly aroused or have had sex frequently so thats whats left is thin.
Mr Tweey
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I think your all wrong, I think its to do with the weight of the cum itself
Maybe 1 ounce of it being a light cummer and a 25lb blob of it being an heavy cummer
shaz xx
25lb!!!! :shock: Thats not a blob! its a bucketfull !!
One hell of a lot of teaspoons :lol:
You dont want to get in the way of that :lol:
Quote by tweeky
Well from memory a teaspoon is an average amount so whats a large amount? For me a Teaspoon? depends how long since I last did it.4 days is suggested period of time to build up to full potential.
As for shooting,well I never have realy I am a dribbler. I only shoot if I get incredibly aroused or have had sex frequently so thats whats left is thin.
Mr Tweey
I'm surprised a teaspoon is considered an average amount - I think I'd be a bit more than a tablespoon. It shoots out a fair distance unless I'm really dehydrated and then it struggles to travel at all.
Sex God
Quote by Tiger_25
Well from memory a teaspoon is an average amount so whats a large amount? For me a Teaspoon? depends how long since I last did it.4 days is suggested period of time to build up to full potential.
As for shooting,well I never have realy I am a dribbler. I only shoot if I get incredibly aroused or have had sex frequently so thats whats left is thin.
Mr Tweey
I'm surprised a teaspoon is considered an average amount - I think I'd be a bit more than a tablespoon. It shoots out a fair distance unless I'm really dehydrated and then it struggles to travel at all.
It may not have been a teaspooon I am talking from memory but it was definately 4 days for max production I know that for a fact. A tablespoon seems over the top if your talking a proper tablespoon that is and not a desert spoon.
Mr Tweeky
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry but I've now got this image in my head of all these wives wondering where all the teaspoons have gone to :doh:
Or why there is a sticky teaspoon in the bathroom :twisted: I hope it doesnt get mistaken for the cough mixture sppon and re-used
MrTweeky
Sexpert
A heavy cummer is 11cc or more, 10cc the group got there name from this fact, The average man ejaculates around 10cc of sperm. :wanker:
Sex God
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
A heavy cummer is 11cc or more, 10cc the group got there name from this fact, The average man ejaculates around 10cc of sperm. :wanker:
How much is that in teaspoons?
Sexpert
Quote by tweeky
A heavy cummer is 11cc or more, 10cc the group got there name from this fact, The average man ejaculates around 10cc of sperm. :wanker:
How much is that in teaspoons?
I believe it is the same as a tea-spoon.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I still want to know if wanking-machines last longer with Calgon
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I read this to Tony and he said he will have to try feeding me Calgon then he will let you know :shock:
shaz x
Does he suffer from limescale deposits :grin:
Quote by PoloLady
Where do you put the tablets :shock:
Ain't worked that out yet
maybe ermmmm i would stick them up the front but they might make me do huge fanny farts when they fizz up! :lol: :lol: :lol:Don't they have to go in him to make the cum 'soft' ???????
No he drinks lenor for that :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Shaz x
