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Quote by flower411
It depends
If they were the romantic candles in the middle of the table while you were serving the dessert, it probably wouldn`t be seen as a good thing by quite a lot of people !!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:No, it wasn't in the middle of TGI Fridays or anywhere like that :lol:
He can give me a face/mouthfull, but shoot it anywhere near my profiteroles and he certainly wouldn't be looking at a laffin face!!!
He was at the bottom of the bed and the candles were at the bedside, by the headboard .......... was that good??
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Quote by Fun Scottish Couple
It’s quite common with excitement. But what’s that got to do with heavy cummers?
Presumably the logic is that the further it spurts, the more of it there is
No doubt the OP has spurted a long distance and/or is a heavy cummer.
Edit: yes, he 'spunks buckets' and he IS called Spurter!
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Where is the miss altogether option??
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Quote by Sarah
Where is the miss altogether option??
Once had someone aim somewhere and hit the door behind me :shock: And MrFb has managed to hit the wall behind the bed when aiming at my boobies
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Quote by Missy
Where is the miss altogether option??
Once had someone aim somewhere and hit the door behind me :shock: And MrFb has managed to hit the wall behind the bed when aiming at my boobies
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Makes a mess of the paint on the wall as well if not cleaned off whilst still sticky!!
Stings like hell in the eyes, when someone misses the boobies!!
Sex God
stinks if yer 'stuff' hits a lightbulb! 
Quote by Sarah
Makes a mess of the paint on the wall as well if not cleaned off whilst still sticky!!
Stings like hell in the eyes, when someone misses the boobies!!
Quote by Lost
stinks if yer 'stuff' hits a lightbulb!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I'm lovin this thread :lol2:
Someones gotta start taking it serious and go measure it!!
But how do you measure
I mean, Lost's 'straight up hit the light bulb' is a bluddy long way, but that's going uphill, imagine how far it would've gone had it been straight across :shock: or even downhill :shock:Or was it a lamp you hit Lost?? In Debenhams maybe? :dunno: (sorry Flower411, nicking your jokes
)So anyway, we need to have some rules of some sort?
Will be back to this later
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Quote by Missy
[k:
Or was it a lamp you hit Lost?? In Debenhams maybe?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
No it was a bloody normal light! :lol: :lol2:Sometimes nowadays it seems only just to make the journey :cry:
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Quote by Lost
No it was a bloody normal light!
But he was on the wardrobe at the time
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Quote by Lost
It was a streetlight - his case comes up on Monday!!!
Sex God
Where did my post go?????
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Quote by Lilmiss
Where did my post go?????
Your post is in his other thread in LMU, the one which got locked
Sex God
Flippin 'eck,some of you men have weapons of mass jizz-struction :shock:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Where did my post go?????
Your post is in his other thread in LMU, the one which got locked
So it is...
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Quote by Lilmiss
So it is...
But you still haven't answered his question :lol:
If we're going to take this seriously then we need to look at it along the lines of an athletic event.
It strikes me (no - not the spunk) that we should maybe have some sort of sand-pit like they do with the long jump. The distance would be measured from the starting line to the shortest part of the spurt.
Or for those who really excel, we could have an open, cone shaped area like they do with javelin or hammer. After the 'launch' a man with a white trilby hat and blazer would run out dragging a tape measure tethered to the end of the competitor's weapon. If he had some experience with the javelin event it would help him stay dry ;-)
It strikes me (no - not the spunk
) that we should maybe have some sort of sand-pit like they do with the long jump. The distance would be measured from the starting line to the shortest part of the spurt. Or for those who really excel, we could have an open, cone shaped area like they do with javelin or hammer. After the 'launch' a man with a white trilby hat and blazer would run out dragging a tape measure tethered to the end of the competitor's weapon. If he had some experience with the javelin event it would help him stay dry ;-)
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8'+ 39% more than the next distance down. How come that doesn't surprise me A case of fishermans tales ?
I did look up the record for it and got this :-
This, we may assume, is yet another one for a future Sex Olympics. Considering the amount of masturbation that goes on there must be considerable volume of semen discharged in the absence of a convenient vaginal receptacle. The distances the seminal fluid achieves before being arrested in flight must surely vary. I have seen very little documentation on this. Van de Velde notes that the "rhythmic spasms of ejaculation fling forth the semen from the external orifice with an impetus which may be perceived if the emission takes place in vacuo." He adds, with the air of the true scientist, that the "seminal stream usually covers a distance of from 15 to 20 cm., but has been known to exceed 1m.".
Doen't help really does it :lol:
39% more than the next distance down. How come that doesn't surprise me A case of fishermans tales ? I did look up the record for it and got this :-
This, we may assume, is yet another one for a future Sex Olympics. Considering the amount of masturbation that goes on there must be considerable volume of semen discharged in the absence of a convenient vaginal receptacle. The distances the seminal fluid achieves before being arrested in flight must surely vary. I have seen very little documentation on this. Van de Velde notes that the "rhythmic spasms of ejaculation fling forth the semen from the external orifice with an impetus which may be perceived if the emission takes place in vacuo." He adds, with the air of the true scientist, that the "seminal stream usually covers a distance of from 15 to 20 cm., but has been known to exceed 1m.".
Doen't help really does it :lol:
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where was Norris McWhirter when you needed him..... :lol:
that was one you never saw of record breakers now!!!!:)
has this turned a "what crappy aim men have!" thread.......
anyone who hits a lightbulb on the ceiling gets bonus points!!!!!
I have never had a chance to use this emoticon... but i think now is the time....
:lol: that was one you never saw of record breakers now!!!!
:)has this turned a "what crappy aim men have!" thread.......
anyone who hits a lightbulb on the ceiling gets bonus points!!!!!
I have never had a chance to use this emoticon... but i think now is the time....
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what if you do it from the top of a very tall building? From where you did it to where it lands could be hundreds of feet!!! :shock:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao: 
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Quote by winchwench
Ahem. :jagsatwork: I just wrote a poem. It rhymes and everyfink! :smug:
A man who's a long distance squirter,
can satisfy Doris or Gerta
but if he wants to prove
how much earth he can move
He'd better call Norris McWhirter!
:P You have found your calling
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Quote by Mal
what if you do it from the top of a very tall building? From where you did it to where it lands could be hundreds of feet!!! :shock:
but what if you were the person hit from a great height from said "spuff"..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
not so funny now..... bad enough when a bird manages to hit you!!!!
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