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Been lurking on here reading for a good while now and have finally taken the plunge and handed SH my dosh. Seems as a single girlie I'm in the minority on this site (previous partners haven't wanted to come play with me on here despite much persuasion!). Anyway, thought I'd be brave and wave hello for a start...
Nx
:welcome: to SH young lady.
Pull up a chair and get ready to have a ball xx
woo lol
Welcome to this part of the site.....enjoy. lol
Hello wave and :welcome:
Hiya wave welcome Mmmaybe biggrin
oooh! I feel all blushy and embarrassed by the welcome! Look forward to joining in the banter.
There's banter confused :?
:happy:
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There's banter confused :?
:happy:

Dont worry Woo, someone will translate for you wink
Welcome Mmmmaybe and hope you have loads of fun on the forums lol
theres banter....who dared banter without me....if im not here it should be a banter free zone!!
oh and hi and :welcome: to the forums mmmmaybe xxx
wave
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You will normally find me sitting in the corner coz they all pick on me wink
hello there....... hope you are well...
I have three words of advice for you......
run away now!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
this place is addictive......but they are all harmless really.....
always have a restraining order waiting just in case....
sean xxxxxxx
Hello and welcome!
Hope you have lots of fun!
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I have three words of advice for you......
run away now!!!!
this place is addictive......sean xxxxxxx

Too late! I've been addicted for ages - just took me a while to stop lurking and get typing. I fear that now I'm properly paid up I'll never leave my 'pooter. And surely thats not the point of this at all, is it?
Nx
Blimey.... look at that queue! :shock:
Hello Newbie! wave
Quote by Mmmaybe

I have three words of advice for you......
run away now!!!!
this place is addictive......sean xxxxxxx

Too late! I've been addicted for ages - just took me a while to stop lurking and get typing. I fear that now I'm properly paid up I'll never leave my 'pooter. And surely thats not the point of this at all, is it?
Nx
Just be careful of those fingers going onto auto pilot at work, one minute you're doing research and the next you've somehow ended up on sh. lol
This sh addiction can become subliminal!
Just be careful of those fingers going onto auto pilot at work, one minute you're doing research and the next you've somehow ended up on sh. lol
This sh addiction can become subliminal!
Open plan office. Very dangerous! Could it be explained away as 'sociological research' d'you reckon?
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Welcome to the madhouse biggrin
Someone will be along shortly to fit you for your strait jacket :grin:

*easy warms hands*
Right Mmmaybe, if you'd like to just step into my office and take your clothes off we'll start fitting you. :twisted: lol
Welcome to our little cyber-gaff. Hope you like the place ..... oh and please don't feed any of the chatroom ops after midnight. :scared:
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Helloooo x

Love this SaBG :lol2: :thumbup:
Quote by Mmmaybe
Just be careful of those fingers going onto auto pilot at work, one minute you're doing research and the next you've somehow ended up on sh. lol
This sh addiction can become subliminal!

Open plan office. Very dangerous! Could it be explained away as 'sociological research' d'you reckon?
Humn...sounds plausible....there's always plan b though....
"it just popped up!" :lol:
Hello fellow single gal! wave
It's all good fun - enjoy!
Nola x
Aha! there ARE single girlies on here! Hurrah! Good to meet you - was feeling a bit unusual. All advice gratefully received from the experts...
sad i'm really starting to think i'm living in the wrong part of the contry wave hello by the way
Hey there fellow newbie!!!! Enjoy!!! Everyone seems dead nice on here!
Mat&Sara
There's always room for another single girlie in here :mrgreen:
:welcome:
soooooo, when d'ya start posting naughty pics of yourself in your profile? :rascal:
(What dunno?
.....you all wanted to ask as well....i'm just a little more....errrrr, not sure what word would be best here, help me out please Freckles innocent )
Quote by varca
There's always room for another single girlie in here :mrgreen:
:welcome:
soooooo, when d'ya start posting naughty pics of yourself in your profile? :rascal:
(What dunno?
.....you all wanted to ask as well....i'm just a little more....errrrr, not sure what word would be best here, help me out please Freckles innocent )

...... of a tart???? :lol2:
I think I have said hello already but if I have not, hello from another single girlie wave
oh and be warned about Mr Pleaseu up there, he really does look like his avatar :giggle:
bolt
You're gonna get such a smackbottom when i get hold of you :twisted:
What a welcome. And I just left the West Midlands, too. Obviously a good thing, if varca's warnings are right! Phew!
Naughty pics will have to wait till I've found someone to take 'em for me...
In any case, I'm having trouble uploading an avatar right now - if the system can't cope with a harmless little avatar image, it's never going to manage anything more interesting! Or is that the problem - I'm not offering the SH system rude enough piccies so it's going all huffy on me?
Nx
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soooooo, when d'ya start posting naughty pics of yourself in your profile? :rascal:
(What .....you all wanted to ask as well....i'm just a little more....errrrr, not sure what word would be best here, help me out please Freckles innocent )
hhhhhhelllo mmmmaybe wwwwelcome ttto ttthhe....... fffffucking stutters are a pain in the arse.
welcome to the forum honey xxx lol
they are all bonkers in here
Aww he's lovely really, just don't ever tell him I said that - will keep it a secret, promise
The avatar problem will be fixed tomorrow - phew - it's not just me being dim then.
And I am sure you will gave plenty of offers of Togs - biggrin