Hello - my first post - I come in peace!

4 Feb 2006

Hi - I'm not sure if this is the right place to post an introduction, sorry if it's not!
I'm Dan, I'm 33 and married, from near Wokingham / Reading.
I'm hoping to make a whole host of new online friends here on SH so here I am to break the ice!
Whilst I am happily married to a woman I adore, the sexual side of our relationship is not what it used to be so I'm here 'on my own' and not part of a swinging couple. I've also got a willy on the lower side of average so I'm interested to see if most ladies really are only keen on the VWE guys! (bad news for the likes of me if you are!)
Anyway, I'm glad to be here and hope I can become an active member of this forum and your community - thanks for having me and I hope to speak to you all again soon!

4 Feb 2006

hi Dan,
id duck for cover if i was you hunny, lol .
i should tell you why bu tit might be more fun to sit and watch..... ok im in a charitable mood, i think you will find the whole "im married and not getting eneough sex form the mrs" senario will give the forum users a few things to say.
oh well , welcome to swinging heaven
xxxx lou xxx

4 Feb 2006

Hi and welcome, I can only really say what Fem_4_taboo has already said, some will no doubt have a go at you over the cheating bit but anyway, moving on the size of your 'willy'.
Well I think you will find that most people are interested in what you do with it rather than the size of it. Personally I DO NOT like big ones but everyone is different. I am sure that size will not stop you having fun but I dont think the married bit will get you off on a good foot wink

Good luck anyway.

4 Feb 2006

and :welcome: hope you have some fun
but on the other subjects think i will be good today and just
:gagged:

4 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
Get yer tin hat out lad, the moral army and preachers will be along any minute!

Your right Scandal, but lets hope that just for one night we can have a good old chat without having to feel that we have to 'have a go' at someone and you know I dont mean you cause your always nice wink

4 Feb 2006

Oops! I'll take cover and wait for the flak!
I just want to come on here and be up-front and not pretend I'm single when I'm not! I'm also not out to hurt or embarass her in any way but for whatever reason our respective libido's have become mis-matched. Perhaps a little no-strings attached, dicreet safe fun might seem like a betrayal to some but maybe letting off some safe sexual release could be beneficial to our relationship in the longer term (i.e. preventing sexual frustration build up).
Discuss?

4 Feb 2006

Hey what the hell regardless of peoples views at least the guy is honest from the start and thats a big plus in my books so a big hello and :welcome: from me and if the heat gets too much just take cover in my shed untill it all blows over smile

4 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
you know I dont mean you cause your always NAUGHTY but nice

Who gave him an edit button, come on own up :wink:
See what you have to put up with Dan :lol:

4 Feb 2006

Hi Dan,
well I for one sympathise with you. I have been married for 30 years and have no intention of leaving her or having affairs, although I will admit to having 1 a few years ago. To me swinging and having fun with like minded people is just that, fun. It doesn't affect the way I feel about my wife, although obviously I would prefer her to think like me and enjoy sex as much as I do, but, such is life. I think it is far better if you intend to stay with her, to try and have fun on here, than have an affair which may ruin your marriage.
No doubt a lot of people wouldn't agree but there you go.
Welcome and hope you have fun and find what you are looking for
Barry

4 Feb 2006

well im sure some members havent got mush room to talk, at least your being honest with us, if not the mrs lol
xxx lou xxx

4 Feb 2006

Don't worry about being a "single" married. So what. I'm sure others will gloat in the pool of so called idyllic matrimony. I'm no expert in human behaviour but have a read around and you'll find that many don't regularly repeat meet the sexual partners they encounter in these sorts of forums. Conclusion ? It's escaping the normal hum brum ? Swinging likes to cover this with the veneer of some exulted form of existence. You'd need to PhD in psychotherapy to really understand why. So you in my opinion have nothing to be ashamed about. As for size, it's relative.
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: cool

4 Feb 2006

hello and welcome to the site and the forum, like all of us you will probably make some mistakes and learn by them, i know i did but I have been shown the way lol

4 Feb 2006

I'm glad to be here and hope I can be accepted! smile

4 Feb 2006

:welcome: and join in the fun by the way the forums should come with a health warning as they are very addictive

5 Feb 2006

Hello u sexy little cornflake

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

5 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little cornflake

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Blonde,
Hmm a sexy Cornflake. lol

While you're at it can you certify me as a sexy wheatabix? Unless of course someone already has that honour, if thats the case a sexy frostie, rice krispie or a fruit loop will suffice, just please not a golden graeme :shock:
Harry x

5 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little cornflake

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how can cornflakes be sexy confused

: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock:

5 Feb 2006

oooeck you nearly slipped under the radar
wave

hello and :welcome: to the nut house.
and watch that shed mate, people have dissapeared in there
lol

5 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
oooeck you nearly slipped under the radar
hello and :welcome: to the nut house.
and watch that shed mate, people have dissapeared in there

Pete my fine fellow the shed is a haven of love and admoration as you well know all are welcome but few ever escape :twisted:

5 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
oooeck you nearly slipped under the radar
hello and :welcome: to the nut house.
and watch that shed mate, people have dissapeared in there

Pete my fine fellow the shed is a haven of love and admoration as you well know all are welcome but few ever escape :twisted:

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Bit like this place really rolleyes