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great site.. :boo:
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Sex God
Hi Barny - nice avatar!
Hiya Barney,
You did say peep and not pee didn't you?. You know this is an electronic forum, and we would not want you to be shocked.
Do you know, that wasn't funny when I started writing it, and got progressively less so as it went on!
never mind, welcome to Swinging heaven Barney, what's your poison?
lhk
KitKat
You did say peep and not pee didn't you?. You know this is an electronic forum, and we would not want you to be shocked.
Do you know, that wasn't funny when I started writing it, and got progressively less so as it went on!
never mind, welcome to Swinging heaven Barney, what's your poison?
lhk
KitKat
The only thing shocking, in here, are some of your jokes Kat 
:P
Welcome to the Madhouse, Barny. Heather's in charge of cookery. Blue's in charge of sport and Kit's in charge of Kat
Shuffles off muttering about how Kat must've got his wires crossed. Wires crossed, ya geddit? Oh no, it's catching!!
:P Welcome to the Madhouse, Barny. Heather's in charge of cookery. Blue's in charge of sport and Kit's in charge of Kat
Shuffles off muttering about how Kat must've got his wires crossed. Wires crossed, ya geddit? Oh no, it's catching!!
My Posion Just curious I guess.. 
Orgasminator
Hi Barney,
Welcome, come in at any time, but please dont ignore that chatroom, there's a bunch of idiots in there as well.
Red Van Man forgot to introduce me, I'm the old fogey on this site who seems to do nothing but give out useless information to male newbies whilst looking for a virgin to enlighten :D
Have fun, its free.
Harry0
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The oldest swinger in here.
Welcome, come in at any time, but please dont ignore that chatroom, there's a bunch of idiots in there as well.
Red Van Man forgot to introduce me, I'm the old fogey on this site who seems to do nothing but give out useless information to male newbies
whilst looking for a virgin to enlighten :D Have fun, its free.
Harry0
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The oldest swinger in here.
My apologies Harry, for omitting to mention the sage of the group. (Certainly sounds better than old fogey )
I'm sure the male newbies could learn an awful lot from you. In fact, from the morsels you've fed us, I think we could all learn a lot from you.
As for the virgins, who require de-flowering. If you find yourself inundated with them, chuck a couple my way if you have to. Obviously I'd be doing it as a public service and would gain no pleasure from it. 8)
shuffles off muttering, about how there appears to be a distinct lack of virgins, requiring the RVM treatment
(Certainly sounds better than old fogey )I'm sure the male newbies could learn an awful lot from you. In fact, from the morsels you've fed us, I think we could all learn a lot from you.
As for the virgins, who require de-flowering. If you find yourself inundated with them, chuck a couple my way if you have to. Obviously I'd be doing it as a public service and would gain no pleasure from it. 8)
shuffles off muttering, about how there appears to be a distinct lack of virgins, requiring the RVM treatment
Orgasminator
Hi RVM,
Thanks for the new title. No apologies necessary.
I have little to do these days except give snippets of enlightenment to newbies and try and add the odd acid comment here and there.
It appears that my long established family business of Medieval Services will pass away upon my demise.
Our motto of "Battles fought, Dragons slain and Virgins enlightened, seems to have little meaning these days. It's been hundreds of years since my ancestors slew the Lambton, Sockburn and Leyley 'Wurms'.
There's not been a decent battle since the Civil War. And Virgins seem to throw away their virtue to the first 'prick' that comes along. :shock:
However, if I find it too hard to keep up with the current demand from the very few virgins, of legal age, that are around, I will PM you.
Got to go now, its well past the time for my 'Philosan' tablets, and I have to go and get some cans of spray starch, (my substitute for Viagra). The wheels on my Zimmer Frame need oiling as well as those on my Roller Blades. I need those for chasing the ladies. :D
Have fun.
Harry0 alias The Sage.
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Any young ladies who need enlightening, please PM me asap.
Thanks for the new title.
No apologies necessary. I have little to do these days except give snippets of enlightenment to newbies and try and add the odd acid comment here and there.
It appears that my long established family business of Medieval Services will pass away upon my demise.
Our motto of "Battles fought, Dragons slain and Virgins enlightened, seems to have little meaning these days. It's been hundreds of years since my ancestors slew the Lambton, Sockburn and Leyley 'Wurms'.
There's not been a decent battle since the Civil War. And Virgins seem to throw away their virtue to the first 'prick' that comes along. :shock:
However, if I find it too hard to keep up with the current demand from the very few virgins, of legal age, that are around, I will PM you.
Got to go now, its well past the time for my 'Philosan' tablets, and I have to go and get some cans of spray starch, (my substitute for Viagra). The wheels on my Zimmer Frame need oiling as well as those on my Roller Blades. I need those for chasing the ladies. :D
Have fun.
Harry0 alias The Sage.
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Any young ladies who need enlightening, please PM me asap.
