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goody
Warming the Bed
Just thought that i would say a big hello to everyone.
As you can tell by the low number of posts i've made that i'm mew to the site,
but i hope to get more involved and meet like minded people soon.
goody
Unknown User
Welcome! biggrin
GregLondon
Sexpert
Hello. Are you Jade Goody?
If so, please do that thing where you put your fist in your mouth. Then leave it there.
If you aren't, then welcome.
Unknown User
Hey dont knock Jade Goody shove a big enough sock in her gob and shed still be worth a shag!!! :P
Missy
Sex God
Hiya Goody wave
Welcome to you, have fun and enjoy biggrin
GregLondon
Sexpert
Ummm... no. I would try to shag her, but halfways through I'd look down at myself... and then I'd look at her, and then my cock would drop off and run out the door, screaming.
Unknown User
hehe possibly!! Cool cock you got there never heard of a guys cock being able to do that!! Ohhhhhhhhh wonder what else it can do silly
CarrieAnn
Orgasminator
wave goody and :welcome: to the loony bin!
Hope you have loads of fun here kiss
CA xxx
GregLondon
Sexpert
My cock is not very versatile. You can't teach an old cock new tricks.
Unknown User
Ah well at least it can do the detaching from body and running away thing if the need arises, just in case you should ever accidentaly "bump" into Jade Goody :P
MrsFC
Sex God
A Very Big Welcome from me to Goody !!!! biggrin
neilinleeds
Sex God
goody
ignore them! you see what you have to put up with here FFS! ;)
:welcome: to the site! hope you have fun here.
neil x x x ;)
Dan__Solo
Casanova
Hiya goody
Welcome along to the mad loon but often educational world of the Forum.
I will decline from making any cat related comments ( '' I'm mew to the site '' )
However I know someone that lives in the mews in Chelsea !!! :grin:
Cheers and have fun !!
Regards Dan x x x wink
Unknown User
Sorry to Hi-Jack but just at the "pussy" comment there!!
Tonight I noticed that when my wee black and white cat miaows, he sounds a bit like Jimmy Saville!! Swear to god!! lol
Missy
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
Tonight I noticed that when my wee black and white cat miaows, he sounds a bit like Jimmy Saville!! Swear to god!! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dan__Solo
Casanova
Quote by fruity1976
Sorry to Hi-Jack but just at the "pussy" comment there!!
Tonight I noticed that when my wee black and white cat miaows, he sounds a bit like Jimmy Saville!! Swear to god!! lol

:laughabove:
'' Jangle, jangle, jewellery, jewellery '' blink
Dan x x x wink
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Unknown User
hehe serious though he done the uhu uhu uhu uhu noise when he miaowed I was just waiting for the "noe then now then!" lol
mollyandchris
Sex God
A big hello and welcome from ths staffs massive....
Lovecommando
Sex God
Welcome Goody! biggrin
Get to know us, let us get to know you! Above all, enjoy the site.
Regards
LC wink
westerross
Sex God
Hiya Goody,
Relax and enjoy. Hang around and get to know people for a bit. It's real fun.
goody
Warming the Bed
thanks for all your nice words.
and sorry about the spelling on the first post redface , but it seems to have given out a few laughs
once again cheers
Goody
goody
Warming the Bed
Oh and i forgot to say that no i'm not Jade Goody, wrong sex i'm afraid
Goody