Hello
I am new to all of this.
I'm a transvestive male lesbian, looking to engage is some sensual sado-masochistic auto-asphyxiative erotic practices, preferably with a cross-dressing Dominatrix utilising a plastic ground sheet, a wooden spoon and a goat, once every other Tuesday afternoon.
I would like to hope that my potential partner can overlook my disfigurements (I have a normal shaped and sized penis, which would seem to be a disability here)
If you would like to get in touch, then please don't.
I doubt I would actually want anybody who wanted me.
If you think I'm a freak and wouldn't touch me with a 10ft barge pole, then you could be the one for me.
Thank you
p.s. Must be a fan of goat's cheese.
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ohhhh he's suddenly gone quiet
give us a curdle, oops cuddle!
I've been busy.... I have had soooo many offers, I cannot believe my good fortune.
So far, I have had the following offers!
"Go fuck yourself"
I assume she wants to watch me play
"Over my dead body"
Not my thing, but I like her kinky side
"Such a twat"
I like a woman who is confident with her body
"You make me want to gag"
Clearly she overestimates my endowment, but I do appreciate the desire
"Fuck Off"
It's not a race, but glad she's in a hurry
"Don't come back"
I'm ok with her not wanting me to ejaculate during anal
This is worthy of a new thread...
I've been busy.... I have had soooo many offers, I cannot believe my good fortune.
So far, I have had the following offers!
"Go fuck yourself"
I assume she wants to watch me play
"Over my dead body"
Not my thing, but I like her kinky side
"Such a twat"
I like a woman who is confident with her body
"You make me want to gag"
Clearly she overestimates my endowment, but I do appreciate the desire
"Fuck Off"
It's not a race, but glad she's in a hurry
"Don't come back"
I'm ok with her not wanting me to ejaculate during anal
This is worthy of a new thread...
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