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Hiya
First timer.... be gentle with me
So what do I do now..
Melons xx biggrin
Hi, welcome to SH.
So what do you do now? Well you hang about and chat, have a laugh, make some great friends and if you're a bi female between the ages of 16 and death, you get to find out what the true meaning of popular is. lol :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven
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Hi, welcome to SH.
So what do you do now? Well you hang about and chat, have a laugh, make some great friends and if you're a bi female between the ages of 16 and death, you get to find out what the true meaning of popular is. lol :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven

true... the single bi fem are very popular... but the amount of love i get for being a single black male in the north east is good...... i feel wanted.. lol
I wonder who that guy in the Roger Moore mask is?
rotflmao
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I wonder who that guy in the Roger Moore mask is?
rotflmao

You don't know ?
Oh, thats easy !!!
lol
hellooooo melons you picked a great night to join in....have some fun on here wave
Melons ?
I bet you're a handful !!!!!
Melons ? Handful ?
No ??
TAXI !!!!.............
what do you mean, picked a good night........
Enjoying it all ready
handfull....yes I have a handful and I have big hands.....
Good evening Miss Melanie
This seem a strange place. I arrived here this evening expecting a vast gathering for a maquerade ball. So far all I have encountered is a cowgirl, a talking bear, a vampire and this strange looking gentleman with a funny walk and a caterpillar above his lip!
I hope you have a pleasant evening.
Miss B
You may have noticed some famous chacters having a little fun this evening - it's a masquerade ball which ended up with about 5 people taking part........about 5 more than my normal audience !!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This seem a strange place. I arrived here this evening expecting a vast gathering for a maquerade ball. So far all I have encountered is a cowgirl, a talking bear, a vampire and this strange looking gentleman with a funny walk and a caterpillar above his lip!

Don't worry Im normal rolleyes
:welcome:
i am not myself this evening melons so forgive me I will feel better tomorrow and say hi again
lol
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i am not myself this evening melons so forgive me I will feel better tomorrow and say hi again
lol

You'll feel better ?
Does better know this ????
Hello Melons
Welcome I think I'm normal as well :shock: :shock:
nice pic
and everyone seems very normal to me.....smile biggrin
Why howdy Melons wave
Fraid I am in disguise too, but still want to give you a big :welcome: to the forums.
OK off to shoot some goddam injuns!! ........ (was supposed to be doggarrrn injuns, but don't know how to spell it rolleyes )
Lemme at em
I hope those aren't silver bullets you're chucking about all over the place. :shock:
Hi melons hope you have fun here. wave
:welcome:Hi Melons,
Hope you have lots of fun,sexy or otherwise,
Clare,xxx
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Thank you claire
It all seems like fun and looking forward to the Munch.
Hiya melons
Sorry I am a little late in saying welcome along. wave
Just sit back and get ready for the fun and often educational Forum.
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :grin:
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Hi melons biggrin and welcome to the nut house
:silly:
Dan was wondering where my copy of your CV is I never seem to have recieved one dunno