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Quote by ukdogger
So what goes on in here then?
Well, without sounding too insulting I would say it is quite obvious, in fact the home pages of each area of the site explains it pretty well in my eyes, although I know that does assume a certain level of literacy by the site owners in making the effort to define their website (shame on you Mark, can't you do it with pics?).
Ukdogger somehow you got to this site, so one can only assume you have a genuine interest in the lifestyle, so it begs the question why did you ask such an inane question, surely you know the answer, thats why you are here. Or (Stu with his conspiracy hat on again) maybe you are just "fishing" for a story???
Who knows???
At least try to be a little more creative in your posts...check out the threads and see how superbly some newbies have introduced themselves.
Oh hum.
Stu of the "Fran and....." variety
Sex God
Hi ukdogger! I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say 'welcome'!
I hope you have fun.
I hope you have fun.
Quote by Fran & Stu
So what goes on in here then?
Well, without sounding too insulting I would say it is quite obvious, in fact the home pages of each area of the site explains it pretty well in my eyes, although I know that does assume a certain level of literacy by the site owners in making the effort to define their website (shame on you Mark, can't you do it with pics?).
Ukdogger somehow you got to this site, so one can only assume you have a genuine interest in the lifestyle, so it begs the question why did you ask such an inane question, surely you know the answer, thats why you are here. Or (Stu with his conspiracy hat on again) maybe you are just "fishing" for a story???
Who knows???
At least try to be a little more creative in your posts...check out the threads and see how superbly some newbies have introduced themselves.
Oh hum.
Stu of the "Fran and....." variety
Fucking hell!!! Someones been watching too many Xfiles episodes!
CONSPIRACY!!!???
It was just a general question about this section of the forum you ass!
The Cafe - Obviously Lets meet up and dogging are specific but being quite new to this The Cafe was a bit of a wonder to me. Sorry.
Most people say hi to new commers not try to lynch them so Thanks For That!
Please don't call other members of this forum an 'ass' - it's rude, unecessary and offensive. 
:evil: Personal abuse is not allowed.
I think the point being made was valid and well put - it IS obvious and you CAN look around (especially to your left) and see all that you need to know. If you any specific questions which need answering then plenty of people are around to help you out.
Good luck in your search for play.
:evil: Personal abuse is not allowed.I think the point being made was valid and well put - it IS obvious and you CAN look around (especially to your left) and see all that you need to know. If you any specific questions which need answering then plenty of people are around to help you out.
Good luck in your search for play.
Quote by ukdogger
you ass!
LOL...now what was I saying about tabloid level....hmmm
Ukdogger, feel free to debate and discuss with me anytime, but please do not hurl personal abuse at me. This is an adult site, I expect to exchange adult verse, not playground pap!
As you are a newbie you lack any appreciation of how hard the Admin, Mods and SysOps had to work last week in order that we kept our free adult community. People are merely wary of newcomers as the influx last week made them rightly so. Had you taken the time to explore the site, to become a little more knowledgable about it and read some of the threads in the Cafe, I doubt very much you would have needed to ask any questions.
We read the Forum for over a month before we registered and started joining in, we thus had an idea of not only what went on, but of the rules, the characters who inhabit the depths of the forum and that sometimes things get heated, things are misread, people have the piss ripped out of them, banter goes back and forth etc. Had you done somthing similar, you would have seen the reason for my comment and the tongue in cheek nature of the post.
Point in question: the Conspiracy Theory... had you trawled through the not too distant threads you would have found a couple of threads where such ideas were being expressed. I seem to recall I roundly dismissed some of them, thus saying as much as I loved a conspiracy theory most were and are non starters. It was a joke that many members would have appreciated.
Sorry, I can often come over as sarcastic, maybe wind people up, express my opinions too strongly, but I never abuse them and if I am wrong I will say so and apologise, but in this instance I feel I am at least partially right. You may not be a journo, but your insult demonstrates to me that you are happy to function on that level.
Thanks Jags....XXXXX...for you!
Stu of the "Fran and...."variety.
Stu your response to UKdogger was as gracious as one would expect from yourself or the majority of peeps who inhabit this cafe from time to time...
to my mind UKdogger gave away his right to a reasoned and courteous response when he insulted you..
yet you remained a gent... Sir I commend you..
Gman
to my mind UKdogger gave away his right to a reasoned and courteous response when he insulted you..
yet you remained a gent... Sir I commend you..
Gman
Gmanxxx,
thank you, I can be very opinionated at times, but I never wish to personally abuse anyone, I know I may come across a little "sharp" shall we say, but it is merely my opinions being expressed.
I wouldn't sink to UKdogger's level, I'd rather try to encourage him to reply to me in a more courteous and adult like manner!!!
:D
I await his return with anticipation.....
Stu of the "Fran and...." variety.
thank you, I can be very opinionated at times, but I never wish to personally abuse anyone, I know I may come across a little "sharp" shall we say, but it is merely my opinions being expressed.
I wouldn't sink to UKdogger's level, I'd rather try to encourage him to reply to me in a more courteous and adult like manner!!!
:D I await his return with anticipation.....
Stu of the "Fran and...." variety.
Quote by gmanxxx
Stu your response to UKdogger was as gracious as one would expect from yourself or the majority of peeps who inhabit this cafe from time to time...
to my mind UKdogger gave away his right to a reasoned and courteous response when he insulted you..
yet you remained a gent... Sir I commend you..
Gman
Hear hear gmanxxx, good on you Stu.
UKDogger I don't think you will get far if you start flying off the handle like that. Not many people are going to want to be around someone with those tendancies. What you say in here is all people have to decide who you are...
I went to bed last night as the match sticks could no-longer hold my heavy eye-lids open, I had waited in vain for my sparring partner to return and demonstrate his verbal agility upon his keyboard, and could hold out no-more.
Still I awoke this morning in eager anticipation that the said member would have left his witty riposte through the wee small hours! Yet again, I was disappointed to find tallnhairy (awright mate!) was still the last postee...
Now I look again, still awaiting, but to no avail!
Then I recalled, I bet copy has to be in by this time in the afternoon, maybe the promised story was too difficult to obtain? Still, the one being made up now about Gareth Gates is bound to be as big as any swingers one!!!
LOL...yes, I am joking Ukdogger....if you still visit us, just wondering why you hurl an insult and then run?
Stu...of the "I am off to get ready for munching" variety!
Still I awoke this morning in eager anticipation that the said member would have left his witty riposte through the wee small hours! Yet again, I was disappointed to find tallnhairy (awright mate!) was still the last postee...
Now I look again, still awaiting, but to no avail!
Then I recalled, I bet copy has to be in by this time in the afternoon, maybe the promised story was too difficult to obtain? Still, the one being made up now about Gareth Gates is bound to be as big as any swingers one!!!
LOL...yes, I am joking Ukdogger....if you still visit us, just wondering why you hurl an insult and then run?
Stu...of the "I am off to get ready for munching" variety!
God this is some heavy shit!
Dont none of you people have a sense of humor!
I was just checking my old posts and was shocked yet flattered that you have all taken so much time to reply to this little post. Cleary your not getting any or you wouldnt spend all you spare time written essays to one post.
OK bottom line is i wanna meet sluts for one night stands and if im lucky a bit of 3some action. Im not really into dogging but if the chance came up i wouldnt turn it down.
But basically im a single bloke (with a gf) looking for a bit of fun with some dirty up for it girls.
There you go. Theres no hidden agenda, im not some undercover reporter and im not the pigs. Now pull you fcuking heads out of your arses and stop being so bloody rude to people!
Thanks for listening.
Dont none of you people have a sense of humor!
I was just checking my old posts and was shocked yet flattered that you have all taken so much time to reply to this little post. Cleary your not getting any or you wouldnt spend all you spare time written essays to one post.
OK bottom line is i wanna meet sluts for one night stands and if im lucky a bit of 3some action. Im not really into dogging but if the chance came up i wouldnt turn it down.
But basically im a single bloke (with a gf) looking for a bit of fun with some dirty up for it girls.
There you go. Theres no hidden agenda, im not some undercover reporter and im not the pigs. Now pull you fcuking heads out of your arses and stop being so bloody rude to people!
Thanks for listening.
Ooooo
IS this for real? Welcome to the forum. I think most women on this forum would prefer being referred to as a women, rather than girls. I myself do not consider the word 'slut' as very welcoming. How you wish to converse in the privacy of your own space is betweeen you and other consenting adults but some people might find the word 'slut' a tad on the derogatory side.
Care you share with us your age?
IS this for real? Welcome to the forum. I think most women on this forum would prefer being referred to as a women, rather than girls. I myself do not consider the word 'slut' as very welcoming. How you wish to converse in the privacy of your own space is betweeen you and other consenting adults but some people might find the word 'slut' a tad on the derogatory side.
Care you share with us your age?
Hmm now I love giving the benefit of the doubt, but ukdogger you seem to have missed the point of swinging... at least from where I am sitting. Good luck in the get a shag search, you will need it...
Edit: you are not a single bloke if you have a GF btw, and if you going behind her back then a lot of people (not all of course) would not play with you because of that. Not withstanding your rather assertive personality...
Edit: you are not a single bloke if you have a GF btw, and if you going behind her back then a lot of people (not all of course) would not play with you because of that. Not withstanding your rather assertive personality...
Quote by Maiaaaar Maia , now that would be telling now wouldnt it . no, its not me.
dino
is that avatar really you???
I have avoided asking for fear that i might appear superficial but I can't manage it anymore.
If it is you, you have the perfect bellybutton for a dollop of clotted cream...
or is it?
no its not,
it is really tho
no,
yes it is !!
tell you what maia, just bring round the clotted cream, or a dollop of anything you fancy and we`ll fill bellybuttons together :P :P :wink:
Sex God
Quote by ukdogger
God this is some heavy shit!
Dont none of you people have a sense of humor!
I was just checking my old posts and was shocked yet flattered that you have all taken so much time to reply to this little post. Cleary your not getting any or you wouldnt spend all you spare time written essays to one post.
OK bottom line is i wanna meet sluts for one night stands and if im lucky a bit of 3some action. Im not really into dogging but if the chance came up i wouldnt turn it down.
But basically im a single bloke (with a gf) looking for a bit of fun with some dirty up for it girls.
There you go. Theres no hidden agenda, im not some undercover reporter and im not the pigs. Now pull you fcuking heads out of your arses and stop being so bloody rude to people!
Thanks for listening.
:shock: This is a wind-up isn't it?
Isn't Ukdogger a bit of an odd name for someone who isn't really into dogging?
How are you single if you have a girlfriend?
You were told ages ago not to be abusive to people, now you've resurrected an old thread and continue to do just that!
Oh, and clearly we are getting more than you if you have the time to look through your (very) old posts
Maybe it's something to do with us being respectful of women particularly, rather than referring to them as 'dirty sluts' and 'dirty up for it girls' ?Have I been drawn into a wind-up?
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
FreckleBird I think this gentleman falls neatly into the box named 'Troll'
Ah. Can I be forgiven for reacting then?
sorry i called you a t**t( a bit out of character for those who know me) but my partner and all the rest of the ladies on this site are not sluts and i wont have anyone, who ever they are , refer to the ladies of swinging heaven as sluts . Sorry all , rant over ,
i`ll get back to posting my usual drivell , its what im best at after all . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i`ll get back to posting my usual drivell , its what im best at after all . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
