Sorry if this meanders a little, feel free to chastise us for it at the end. Firstly, we'd like to say a big 'HELLO' to everyone, we being Cal and Ian from er, Nott's. We're both new to this, apart from a little flirting with 'non standard' sexual activity after smoking 'non standard' cigarettes (we were duped, honest officer), but being at the wrong end of our thirties, feel comfortable enough to dabble / dip a toe in / test the waters, etc, etc and so on.
We have both been regular visitors to the site over the last few months and have to say, there are some 'interesting' characters around here. We're both looking forward to getting to know you all. Hmm?? No add as yet, but if anyone wants to know anything about us, simply ask. We are straightforward, no-bull people and appreciate the same in return........we give respect, we expect respect. Sure we're going to have a ball here and hope we can make some good friends over time
Okay, here goes the meander.
1. Can anyone explain why so many ad's / posts from 'women' seem to be written by men? ie. my wife wants six 'well hung' men......contact 'me' and I'll arrange everything.
2. Re 'Don't Click'. We clicked, D'oh!
Then we clicked on Easy's sig, Double D'oh!!! 
ops: Ooh, you characters.See you all around, Cal and Ian from er, STUPIDxx. :doh:
(stop laughing in the back 
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:haha:
) credits me with Bollox :!: :!: , which is a bit rich since he is the past master of bollox as I'm sure you realise. Mind you I admire the rapid grasp of the difference between Bollocks and Bollox - saves me wheeling out the 3 hour homily on the difference - don't tempt me 
- we thought that everyone here was soooo nice :dry: - and we even checked out your tits out for ms page 
:shock: 
:worship: 