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When I joined in february.. I didnt do the Hello I am a newbie thing...........
Can I do it now or am I too late?
Hello...... I am a newbie............. my name is Blondeslave and I am from North Yorks.......
I am blonde and daft........... I cant cook, spell or sing !! but I look ok
please say Hi to me and tell me a bit about yourself !
Sexlightened
Hello Blondeslave and welcome to SH :giggle:
I'm jess , 23 from kent biggrin
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*smokerjim stands up and nerverously says* Hello Blondeslave, my name is smokerjim, and I am an unannounced Newbie *smokerjim sits down greatfully after his shameful admission redface *
It's never too late....
Hi blondeslave, pleased to meet you again, second time after Glasgow..
Hur mår du idag?
Mike.
Blondeslave , hello and welcome :welcome: im sure you`ll fit in nicely and find plenty of things to join in and talk about, like todays rovers arsenal game with members like Scandal and steveg for example .A bit about us , We are a couple from Manchester who like swinging ,eating ,drinking , sleeping and breathing chat soon hun .H`red n
Warming the Bed
Hi Blondeslave
I am pretty new to this too.......only really started to post today......now I am getting addicted!!!!!! Oh I have so much I need to do in life apart from sitting at this keyboard!!!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Orgasminator
Hiya Blondeslave and :welcome:
(I know you're a virgin, so don't worry we'll be gentle wink )
Sex God
.... Postie is a newbie, of sorts, and thanks blondeslave for this opportunity to 'fess up....
What a relief.... Am I now considered "out"...
Maybe we should get a badge or something..... "Not a Newbie" ... or a t-shirt.....

Thank you and Hi to you all............
Have to say that I am disappointed that only 8 of you have said hello !!!
What have I done wrong???
Holy Shit!!!!! ..... who the feck have I been shagging and whipping for the past three months ........ jesus. she's gonna kill me !!!!!
Welcome to Swinging Heaven blondeslave II ...... just don't tell blondeslave I ....... ok!
Hehehe ... just noticed my avatar over <<<< there......... lol..... two blonde slaves ..........how fitting........ pmsl
Sex God

Hiya Jess... nice new Avatar honey, but we think you really really ought to have this T-shirt instead.....


Hmmmm, I always did like a woman for her brains.....
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Thank you and Hi to you all............
Have to say that I am disappointed that only 8 of you have said hello !!!
What have I done wrong???

What is it with you newbies that you expect everyone to fall over themselves to say 'hello' to you..........................naaar, sorry, didn't mean that. Just me being a grumpy sod so early Sunday morning wink
Let me start again. lol
Hiya Blondeslave :lol: , and welcome to Swinging Heaven, pull up a chair, have a good look around, get yourself known around the forums and the chatroom and I am sure that you will soon be of the regulars :lol: :lol:
(What do you think of it so far?? :lol: :lol: )
Nomad
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Hi there Blondeslave
I'm Minx, 30 from South Wales.
Hope you settle in and get involved and you really should try the chatroom....pmsl
Minx kiss
P.s Watch out for that Wishmaster..I heard he is a right perv ;)
Sex God
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please say Hi to me and tell me a bit about yourself !

Hi.
My name is Ice.
I am the leader of the People's Revolutionary Tiddlywinks Party and I have a black belt in origami.
Welcome to whatever the hell this is. dunno
Warming the Bed
From one newbie to another, welcome.
This place is a scream you get to meet all sorts of strange people, they get you doing all sorts of things in all sorts of places. lol
Warming the Bed
Hi blondslave. Welcome to SH. Im a single guy from manchester. Im newish too. This is a great site full of honest horny fun loving people out to enjoy themselves. I cant wait to get to meet them, join in the fun and i may get to meet you one day. Take care and have a great kiss
Sexlightened
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Hello Blondeslave and welcome to SH :giggle:
I'm jess , 23 from kent biggrin
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Hiya Jess... nice new Avatar honey, but we think you really really ought to have this T-shirt instead.....


Skeggies you know me too well :giggle: ffs sake though if my tits were brains i'd be a fecking genuis !!
Forum Virgin
hey blondeslave and to everyone else.... again i'm new to the site... seems like fun and hot fun at that...
if u fancy a chat pm me... i'm 20 at essex uni 6'2" etc.. speak to ya later.
steve
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When I joined in february.. I didnt do the Hello I am a newbie thing...........
Can I do it now or am I too late?
Hello...... I am a newbie............. my name is Blondeslave and I am from North Yorks.......
I am blonde and daft........... I cant cook, spell or sing !! but I look ok
please say Hi to me and tell me a bit about yourself !

Hiya Blondeslave wave
Nice to see ya. I didn't do the "Hello I'm a Newbie" thing either.
My name's not Marya. I live on Teesside but I'm from somewhere else. If you believe everything you read on here, then I am a primadonna, love my own bum and I may be gobby but that doesn't mean I'm right.
Otherwise, I'm just a very average person, not single, not swinging and yes, that IS my bum.
Hope you have fun, Blondeslave .... bird ... innit .... miwlk. wink

Hello hello hello,
Feel all loved up now....... Ta !!!
Orgasminator
Hi all,
well heres a little about Jiggle
Well my name is Jiggle (the swinger previously known as JGL), i'm 24 years of age. which by few have been told that is too young to be swingng and should be out finding a girlfriend. but me is not listening to that advice again! lol lol.
the people that already know me, would describe me as a very quiet, shy reserved type of person, who is normally found looking in from the sidelines.
i think i have got a good sence of humor, and always can take a joke. and not let anything upset me.
i'm also a gentleman, who think about others before myself. and always there for anyone who want to chat, or just someone to moan at to get stuff of there chest.