Hello To All

15 Feb 2004

Having posted on here before I must apologise for forgetting my manners.
How rude of me to just waltz in and treat the place like my own before greeting all the people here properly.
So... A big How Do to all and I hope I'll get to know some of you... eventually! My initial forays on this site, albeit ungraceful and ill thought out, are just part of a learning curve that im sure many of you have experienced yourselves.
I cant deny that I wasn't attracted to this site through the fantasy of having countless nights of wild sexual encounter, but after hanging round for a while, you get to notice that beneath the surface lies a group of genuine, friendly and often amusingly quirky people. Suprisingly, they are not all sex crazed maniacs ready to drop their smalls at the first promise of a quick bunk up!
Anyway, I have no expectations anymore, just hope that i'm accepted in and have the opportunity to offer my own take on things in the future. I am genuinely a nice chap, and I have been known to raise the occasional laugh or to in the past, usually for the right reasons. Again, hello to all wink

15 Feb 2004

What an excellent introductary post !
Anything we'd normally follow it up with has been included in the message itself !
So that leaves us to.....er......um.......comment on the fact the avatar has a fish in it !!!!
{I was struggling for that, ok !}
Lurking newbies take note, funkyfish has set you a high standard to follow !
Carpathian, in a welcoming but humourous tone of voice

15 Feb 2004

yo FF good to see you here.... great that you can already swim!!!
yes crazy yes daft... but sincere a very big yes ......peeps on here are without question top drawer....

15 Feb 2004

Rude not to say hello
All the best.
Gottohaveit :welcome:

15 Feb 2004

I have finally popped my posting cherry !
Believe me it's a great feeling, thanks for your welcomes.
biggrin

15 Feb 2004

Hello funkyfish - hey who are you calling quirky? wink

:wink: :wink:

15 Feb 2004

Hello Funkyfish wave

Welcome to the Cafe biggrin

Quote by funkyfish
Suprisingly, they are not all sex crazed maniacs ready to drop their smalls at the first promise of a quick bunk up!

Ahhh, I see you must've passed the Sarge on your way in :mrgreen: He's just not feeling too good today, bit of a heavy night last night. He will be back to the above quote by the morning :twisted:
Anyway, have fun enjoy!

15 Feb 2004

Hi funky
Thanks for the helping post. You are right it does feel good to get some replies biggrin

Could you tell me how you get the text under the black line on your posts please?? Is it in the section on my profile in the signature text box??
Cheers Dan :cheers:

15 Feb 2004

Yes Dan, it is and welcome to the Site wave

Mal

15 Feb 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ahhh, I see you must've passed the Sarge on your way in :mrgreen: He's just not feeling too good today, bit of a heavy night last night. He will be back to the above quote by the morning :twisted:

Hoi!!!! I resemble that remark!!

15 Feb 2004

Well hello Funkyfish and a warm welcome to SH.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Mmmm, another articulate single male... things just get better and better!

16 Feb 2004

And there was me thinking that I may not get a reply to my post.
Thanks to you all for your kind words and encouragement. Hope I can approach you all for advice and a friendly chat in the future.
Looks like there may be some potential for fun here after all ! wink

Chat soon
FF

16 Feb 2004

:welcome: :jagsatwork: :welcome:
To both of the new people here. Of course there is fun to be had, both physical and mental, though most of the blokes are much more mental than physical!!!

16 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
:welcome: :jagsatwork: :welcome:
To both of the new people here. Of course there is fun to be had, both physical and mental, though most of the blokes are much more mental than physical!!!

And Jags is very much more physical!!! (Ducks down to try to avoid the slap which is certain to follow!!)

16 Feb 2004

Quote by funkyfish
...Suprisingly, they are not all sex crazed maniacs ready to drop their smalls at the first promise of a quick bunk up!

Mmmm... really? wink

or is that just me?
welcome aboard Fish..
steve
x

16 Feb 2004

Hiya Funky, and welcome to the pond, but I must ask:

So that leaves us to.....er......um.......comment on the fact the avatar has a fish in it !!!!

If your avatar is a fish, why is it blowing bubbles? surely it would have to be air breathing to be able to do that?
dunno

lhk
Kat

16 Feb 2004

Hiya Kat
Unfortunately the fish in question was pictured after an over indulgent night with maybe a little two much champagne. 2 alka seltzer later, and he's feeling a little gassy.... think the eyes give it away. Easy to miss though, i'll forgive you !
On the subject of avatars just what has scared the cat in yours so much ??
Hopefully not a queasy fish wink

16 Feb 2004

How do Funkyfish!!
Hang on to your hat
Artificer

17 Feb 2004

Well hello funky fish!! Great to have you with us!
As has already been said you have chosen an excellent way to introduce yourself. Keep up the good work and I am sure you'll go far.

Quote by Jags
most of the blokes are much more mental than physical!!!

Hey, who are you calling mental? :silly:

17 Feb 2004

It was a hello from him, and a hello from me. << Blatently based on a TV program
To those that I know on here from various other places, I prommise to be good and behave wink

To those that dont know me, just ignore the above, you didnt see it! :lol:
I'm a swingle male for my sins, and have been on and off the lifestyle for over 18 years :shock: I've a post on the storys section of the site that explains how I first got into this, "many many many years ago (c)Police acadamy 1,2,3...22"
As you may have guessed I'm rubbish at spelling! So if you do get an email from me saying "i got a big dik, fncy a fcuk" then dont dismiss me out of hand :lol: (Or perhaps just give me a hand :wink: )
My hobbies are:
Taking pictures of my willy to send to people, and if I get one of them fancy phones with a camera I will be doing that even more often!
My Son (more of a trial than a hobby, lol)
Looking at mucky pics on the net.
Having sex (Yes I do count thumb and her 4 sisters as sex :shock: )
Visiting my shrink (Shes from near greece, yummy! And I love to see the expression on her face when I'm talking about swinging and BDSM :lol: )
Contemplating my navel.
Walks off to a darkend room with nice padded walls

17 Feb 2004

It's no good trying to hide your hello in another thread - we'll find you !
Welcome to the fun ! Hope you find what you're looking for and get to know the locals.
One thing - I was so chuffed a few weeks ago when I made up the word "swingle" in the "dictionary definition" thread and now I notice you using it ? Don't tell me some bugger beat me to it ?! :shock:
Carpathian

17 Feb 2004

Quote by Carpathian
It's no good trying to hide your hello in another thread - we'll find you !
Carpathian

Bugger, I was trying to sneek in while no one was watching lol

Quote by Carpathian
Welcome to the fun ! Hope you find what you're looking for and get to know the locals.
One thing - I was so chuffed a few weeks ago when I made up the word "swingle" in the "dictionary definition" thread and now I notice you using it ? Don't tell me some bugger beat me to it ?! :shock:
Carpathian

I've been using it since just before I met my ex, so about 3-4 years ago... But I dont think I can take credit for it as I vaguely remember seeing it prior to my using it.

17 Feb 2004

Quote by piercedJon
I've been using it since just before I met my ex, so about 3-4 years ago... But I dont think I can take credit for it as I vaguely remember seeing it prior to my using it.

(sound of an ego boosted by word creation gently deflating) sad

Carpathian, going back to the drawing board