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Hello to all and happy new year from a newbie

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Hi all,
The dreaded first post.
My name is Matt and i'm a 32 year old guy from the East Midlands. I am an IT manager but please don;t hold that against me (i'm not a techie geek). I am a single guy but am not here to wave my 20inch manhood (seems to be the average size of single guys dicks) for you all to jump on. It just seems like a good site with mainly genuine members for a change. Oh and nice that you don't have to put ya credit card numbers into some database hidden deep inside Eastern Europe somewhere.
Anyway looking forward to getting to know everyone and hope some of you get to know me.
Keep it safe
Matty
Lo matty, happy new year and welcome, don't know if I'm allowed to welcome peeps yet, I'm pretty new myself, but hey I'm that kind of guy.
20 inch techie, wow.
Hi Arkan, i'm sure you are allowed. Nice to meet you.
Possibly some slight artistic license used with the 20inch bit.
Why we hold what you do for a living against you???
passionkiss
Welcome on board sweety. Hope you have fun!!
Vicky xxx
Hiya Matty.
Good to have you onboard.
Have a good time now, y'hear?!
Hiya Matty,
Quote by MattyGB
I am a single guy but am not here to wave my 20inch manhood (seems to be the average size of single guys dicks) for you all to jump on.
:shock: What are you going to do with your 20 inch manhood then?
If you are not using it, then it would be very useful on washday for hanging the socks out to dry. Not sure about the pegs though confused
A hearty welcome to you.
lhk
Kat
Hiya and welcome wave
You've hit the site at a good time when all seems to be normal and everyone's having fun.
It's a bit cyclical here. Mostly the forum trogs along with peaks and troughs, highs and lows. Sometimes the shit hits the fan and someone has a good spat or there's a bit of asshole bashing.
Genuine folk come across as just that, and find friends and warmth here in abundance.
I'm sure you'll find loads of fun.
:cheers:
Thanks for the welcome everyone.
Vix, read your vixpix page. Good luck to you, a very dear friend of mine is dealing with same.
hiya matty
:welcome: to SH!
i have a bit of a thing about IT managers,! ((( noooooooooo not like that. i worked on helpdesks FFS! ))) but i don't hold grudges! ;)
have fun!
neil x x x ;)