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Help me kill my brother :lol:

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Right I need help to kill my brother, all the things he could have done, he's done this, I mean I lend him my landrover so he can move his F1 sidecar, and what does he do.
HE CLEANS IT, and NOT ONLY CLEANS IT POLISHES IT.
FFS Landrovers are susposed to be muddy.
Sparky lol
Tell him he can use ours next time lol
Whats the problem? Landies can't go faster than 40mph so its not like you're going to be snapped by the speed cameras ;-)
Youll have to go off roading and dogging in muddy placesnow to get itall muddy!! Want me to help? lol
Last time I heard about Land Rovers was in 'Born Free'. :grin:
he is more than welcome to lend my car anytime he wants if it comes back clean wink Did he also fill the fuel tank? Case if he did, he can borrow mine every week lol
Just get him to drive round my way, and it and he will be dirty again
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Just get him to drive round my way, and it and he will be dirty again

If i drive round your way can i get dirty again then sarah? lol
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Whats the problem? Landies can't go faster than 40mph so its not like you're going to be snapped by the speed cameras ;-)

this one does, perkins prima turbo engine and overdrive,
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he is more than welcome to lend my car anytime he wants if it comes back clean wink Did he also fill the fuel tank? Case if he did, he can borrow mine every week lol

no he didn't, but he did fill the washer bottle
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Right I need help to kill my brother, all the things he could have done, he's done this, I mean I lend him my landrover so he can move his F1 sidecar, and what does he do.
HE CLEANS IT, and NOT ONLY CLEANS IT POLISHES IT.
FFS Landrovers are susposed to be muddy.
Sparky lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You should start doing school runs then - fit right in you will, with all the other sparkly clean 4 x 4s that have never been further off road than mounting the kerb on each (and every) left turn!!! confused
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Right I need help to kill my brother, all the things he could have done, he's done this, I mean I lend him my landrover so he can move his F1 sidecar, and what does he do.
HE CLEANS IT, and NOT ONLY CLEANS IT POLISHES IT.
FFS Landrovers are susposed to be muddy.
Sparky lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You should start doing school runs then - fit right in you will, with all the other sparkly clean 4 x 4s that have never been further off road than mounting the kerb on each (and every) left turn!!! confused
And most of them don't even do that ... they just block the road..... or park in residents driveways ;-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: