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well_busty_babe
Sex God
hey,
when mal tells you not to come onto the site, if you do what he says he gives you chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
omg its am and and i'm drinking baileys and addicted to this thread :shock: :shock:
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
you men never use lube on us

Blimmin' well DO (if necessary - not usually found it necessary tho wink )
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
whoo hoo WBB's come to me rescue
he just banned me WBB get him mad
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
you men never use lube on us

Blimmin' well DO (if necessary - not usually found it necessary tho wink )
you saying us women have big bums? :shock:
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
hey, when mal tells you not to come onto the site, if you do what he says he gives you chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, it's the old "'Ullo little girl" ploy, eh? And you fell for his sweeties???? lol :lol: :lol:
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
you saying us women have big bums?

Ahem... "foreplay" m'dear, "foreplay"..... redface surprisedops: :oops:
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Mal
If the delicious Mal is about

there's two Mal's? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :giggle:
Sometimes I wonder if I deactivate the wrong people!! :shock:
You couldn't cope with 2 of us!!! lol
Mal
and
Mal
Yes please :twisted:
WBB, choccie where, getting my coat, on my way............
Bi-Baz, just ask to be locked out till 4pm while us girls sort Mal out :twisted: :P
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
Bi-Baz, just ask to be locked out till 4pm while us girls sort Mal out

Not friggin' likely - I wanna watch this! biggrin
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
you saying us women have big bums?

Ahem... "foreplay" m'dear, "foreplay"..... redface surprisedops: :oops:
whats that then? blink
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
Step into my suite, m'dear, and I'll SHOW you..... (twiddles Poirot-style moustache....) cool
Mal
Mod
Foreplay - more than one bar of chocolate! rotflmao
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
Foreplay - more than one bar of chocolate!

You're thinking of 'Fiveboys' (remember them?)
Mmmmmm... five boys..... redface
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
What's up, NN? Three boys OK but five boys too many? lol :lol: :lol:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
Foreplay - more than one bar of chocolate!

You're thinking of 'Fiveboys' (remember them?)
Mmmmmm... five boys..... redface
and a girl poke wink
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by Mal
If the delicious Mal is about

there's two Mal's? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :giggle:
Sometimes I wonder if I deactivate the wrong people!! :shock:
You couldn't cope with 2 of us!!! lol
Mal
and
Mal
I always thought there were two Mals ...
Mal and little mal, but I could never work out which was which. Were they twins? confused wink
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
theres a Mal that uses the chat room, very confusing it was confused
Mal
Mod
Little Mal was the donkey foal named after me last year. Sadly we don't keep in touch.
He never writes.................. not even a card on special days............................... perhaps a card this Christmas? :cry:
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
and a girl

Yup, I hadn't forgotten you, NN - what fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin :D :D
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
You're thinking of 'Fiveboys' (remember them?)


I do. redface
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
and a girl

Yup, I hadn't forgotten you, NN - what fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin :D :D
well its kinda hard to 4get me really :shock:
bit like toothache confused
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
That's a bit like me at a first meeting...
Desperation
Pacification
Expectation
Acclamation
Realization !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
well its kinda hard to 4get me really icon_
bit like toothache icon_

Well, NN, you're certainly not a pain in the butt....... redface surprisedops: :oops:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
well its kinda hard to 4get me really icon_
bit like toothache icon_

Well, NN, you're certainly not a pain in the butt....... redface surprisedops: :oops:
i could be:twisted: :twisted: hump
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
i could be

Oooooh you really know how to turn a guy on! hump :hump:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Bi-baz
i could be

Oooooh you really know how to turn a guy on! hump :hump:
not the first time i've been told that :twisted: lol
Bi__baz
Warming the Bed
not the first time i've been told that

And what were you doing then??? :shock: