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Unusual request time. wave :wave:
I'm parked up for the night near Cowley, Oxford but not near any shops and don't have any beer. I can't move now 'cos I've pulled my there any good samaritan out there who could bring me out a 4-pack of Tennents Super or Carlsberg Special brew? Of course I'll reimburse the cost plus something for your time and trouble.
Please PM me if you can get me out of this ghastly predicament and I'll give you the details of where to find
Praying fervently................................... worship
smile :)
Sorry Eagerslut. I'm usually 15 minutes from Cowley and would have willingly obliged but have headed to the NW for the weekend.
Any other time wink
10/10 for creative use of SH though :wink:
Are you a trucker?? Dont you have CB or something (or have times moved on there too redface as i have no idea)
Cant u do a 1-4 for a copy for something rofl!
And bring some lube with you
lol
I must admit it's a novel and interesting way to meet people lol
Thanks everybody. Help is now on the way!! biggrin :D
Think this is living proof that friendships are made via SH and that it is possible to feel part of a wider "family" by getting yourself know and interacting with other members here, so let's have no more posts along the lines of "I've been here for a coupla months now and I still haven't met anyone" or "Where are all the swingers?". You know what I mean :twisted:
Dambuster gets baths and tea and shags on his travels. :censored:
How about a "Truckers Support Services" sticky?
Oooooooooooooh! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: Layby mini munches?? :grin: :grin:
cool Waiting for my beer to arrive by special delivery. What service!!
Especially big thanks to my Samaritan.
Let's hear it for SH drinkies
We can expect an update at about midnight then ES? wink
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Dambuster gets baths and tea and shags on his travels. :censored:

And showers flipa :flipa:
And sometimes proper home-cooked food :flipa: :flipa:
But would I get the same response in Scunthorpe ?????
(All I want is to know where the fuck Cupola Way or Normandy Road is)
But let's not forget Eager - I'm a genuine tramper. 4 or 5 n/out a week wink
Quote by Eagerslut9

How about a "Truckers Support Services" sticky?
Oooooooooooooh! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: Layby mini munches?? :grin: :grin:
Let's hear it for SH drinkies

Best idea I've heard in a long while :wink:
Sorry ES would have replied sooner had I seen this as Cowley isn't too far from me. (live not far out and I actually work in Cowley). But glad to hear you are already sorted, wouldn't like to think of a fellow member having to go without a beer. cool
Whooooo, so many people near Cowley :twisted: lol :lol:
I'm just glad I'm not on the roads near Cowley tommorrow, cos there's this mad bisexual in a juggernaut on the roads, who's necked four cans of Special Brew. lol
Quote by Eagerslut9

I'm parked up for the night near Cowley, Oxford

Ah, old stomping grounds for us. Get in a cab and head up to the Zodiac.
:angel:Sarah rushes in :angel:
Last night:- (for someone else) tea bags, milk, baccy, shower
Tonight:- beer
There you go peeps. Proof that the SH net works on more levels than you might think!
Bless you all kiss
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But would I get the same response in Scunthorpe ?????
(All I want is to know where the fuck Cupola Way or Normandy Road is)

I presume you mean Normanby Rd, which is the B1430 north out of Scunthorpe to Normanby. Cupola Way is on the left as you head north on the B1430, just over 1/2 mile past the A1077
Hope this helps smile
Quote by dambuster
But would I get the same response in Scunthorpe ?????

Talking about Scunthorpe... did you know AOL checks all addresses before accepting applications for Internet connections... the good upstanding residents of the garden city of Scunthorpe were always refused... something to do with the word search carried out on the address!
"dry as a bone"
Ha, that's a new one for ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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And bring some lube with you
lol

I'm betting his cab has plenty of that stashed in various cubbies!
Quote by spideyuk
I presume you mean Normanby Rd, which is the B1430 north out of Scunthorpe to Normanby. Cupola Way is on the left as you head north on the B1430, just over 1/2 mile past the A1077
Hope this helps smile

No wonder Autoroute wouldn't pick it up ! !
spideyuk - worship :worship: Thank you. Perfect directions, in my own language, straight to the door. You saved me untold time this morning. And on a Friday too :worship: :worship: :thumbup:
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And bring some lube with you
lol

I'm betting his cab has plenty of that stashed in various cubbies!
Your probaly right, marms - but I doubt graphite grease has the same appeal as KY etc. :lol:
Quote by dambuster
Your probaly right, marms - but I doubt graphite grease has the same appeal as KY etc. lol

What's the betting he'd give it a try??? rolleyes :roll:
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Quote by KcKat

Your probaly right, marms - but I doubt graphite grease has the same appeal as KY etc. lol

What's the betting he'd give it a try??? rolleyes :roll:
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Just make sure you have the swarfega to hand afterwards... but thats another story biggrin :D !!
Quote by dambuster
Perfect directions, in my own language, straight to the door.

No problems... I did start out with "hang a left at the first island, then second right at the next island, past the bookies, look out for the burger van and its first right after the bus shelter..." but I ended up in Cleethorpes!
I guess youre the wrong side of the river to pop into Glews Garage for a bacon butty... but isnt that a McDonalds now?
Quote by KcKat

Your probaly right, marms - but I doubt graphite grease has the same appeal as KY etc. lol

What's the betting he'd give it a try??? rolleyes :roll:
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well it has a higher "burn" threshold I spose, faster action permissable smile
try lithium grease - high flash point and the lithium will keep you sane... (maybe..) loon bolt
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the lithium will keep you sane... (maybe..) loon bolt

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that lol :lol:
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