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Help please-How do I make my GF squirt?

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For some time now i've read lots of stories & indeed watched videos of girls squirting & desperately want to get my GF Jane to squirt during an orgasm.
Any comments or suggestions on how to do this would be welcome, or is it a case of some women can & some can't.
Thanks for reading this & I will take any constructive comments seriously & report back to anyone who wants to know the results of their suggestions
Phil
I got a partner to squirt once......
Google: Literotica
Goto: Howto
Find: Please release me let me flow.
Read it, practice that technique.
You will never do it if she doesn't know what you are trying to achieve.
Even better get her to read it to.
Once she does it once it's easier next time round.
Hope that helps......
Here's how it is for us:
Mrs Mothyd has to be either very excited or for some reason ready to cum unexpectedly in just a few seconds ,like in a swimming pool changing cubicle a couple of weeks ago. She first squirted in the hands of a French guy who insisted she trust him as he knew what he was doing. He basically put a lot of pressure on the front inside wall of her vagina, to the point where it was quite uncomfortable, but being polite she didn't complain. When she came she came a good glassful.
Since then we've repeated the experience together, but it's not usually pre-planned. If I can feel something like a walnut, I know she'll squirt, and this is where I put the pressure, all the time encouraging her to wet me. The movement certainly isn't a caress, it's more of a brutal jabbing. I think you'll see that if you watch videos where girls squirt.
It probably helps if your lady can have loads of orgasms, each one bigger than the last.
Hope this is of use!
Quote by mothyd
If I can feel something like a walnut, I know she'll squirt, and this is where I put the pressure, all the time encouraging her to wet me. The movement certainly isn't a caress, it's more of a brutal jabbing. I think you'll see that if you watch videos where girls squirt.

Can I just state that please do not go jabbing any female without asking first :eeek:
Do that to me and I'm likely to smack you one!
Quote by mothyd
It probably helps if your lady can have loads of orgasms, each one bigger than the last.

Squirting has nothing to do with how many orgasms a lot of women have. Squirting doesn't mean an orgasm has taken place everytime. You can squirt without an orgasm
Please remember not everyone is the same :thumbup:
Quote by Dawnie
If I can feel something like a walnut, I know she'll squirt, and this is where I put the pressure, all the time encouraging her to wet me. The movement certainly isn't a caress, it's more of a brutal jabbing. I think you'll see that if you watch videos where girls squirt.

Can I just state that please do not go jabbing any female without asking first :eeek:
Do that to me and I'm likely to smack you one!
Quote by mothyd
It probably helps if your lady can have loads of orgasms, each one bigger than the last.

Squirting has nothing to do with how many orgasms a lot of women have. Squirting doesn't mean an orgasm has taken place everytime. You can squirt without an orgasm
Please remember not everyone is the same :thumbup:
I was just chuckling to myself thinking that could put a whole new spin on the Tena Lady advert lol
Quote by Dawnie
It probably helps if your lady can have loads of orgasms, each one bigger than the last.

Squirting has nothing to do with how many orgasms a lot of women have. Squirting doesn't mean an orgasm has taken place everytime. You can squirt without an orgasm
Please remember not everyone is the same :thumbup:
:thumbup: I only started squirting (or more gushing in my case) a couple of months ago and although it is very, very erotic, it is no where near as good or as pleasurable and as a normal orgasm. Given the choice, a good old fashioned orgasm any day, plus a normal orgasm is much kinder on the bedding, sofa, carpet, car seat etc etc etc and saves on washing lol
Assuming you do have an iron that can squirt (not all irons are the same), the basic principle for squirting is the same and is very useful in removing stubborn creases, although i would advise reading the manual first.
lol
To make sure your partner squirts you need to apply the toothpaste tube theory
you know the one -
if you walk across the landing outside your bathroom just after one of the kids has been in there, you will, without a shadow of a doubt, find yourself treading on a nearly full tube of toothpaste - thus causing it to gush out and across the newly laid carpet onto your brand new shoes/dress/suit (delete as applicable)
Applying this principle to your partner is simplicity itself - and it can all be done in the privacy of your own bedroom - In fact it probably should be done in the privacy of your own soundproof padded cell.
Ask your partner to lay down and then apply a large garden roller to his/her lower extremities working your way up until the screaming stops.
Inspect for signs of 'gushing/squirting'.
If none are present don't give up. Instead apply greater pressure by having a neighbour lay on the roller to add to the intensity of the exprience.
Once your partner is fully satisfied and less than 1" thick (but prbably 5 feet wide) clean up the resulting liquid debris before calling your friends to brag at how well you've satisfied the bastard/bitch this time.
This technique can aso be applied to unruly teenagers when required.
some practical RWL 'magic fingers' advice has been sent by PM hehe good luck..
This will give you a good idea....
Quote by redwine_lover
some practical RWL 'magic fingers' advice has been sent by PM hehe good luck..

Awww, couldn't you make it public?
lol
Quote by noladreams
some practical RWL 'magic fingers' advice has been sent by PM hehe good luck..

Awww, couldn't you make it public?
lol
nope but prvate lessons are available for all those alleged 'non squirters' lol
Quote by redwine_lover
some practical RWL 'magic fingers' advice has been sent by PM hehe good luck..

Awww, couldn't you make it public?
lol
nope but prvate lessons are available for all those alleged 'non squirters' lol
When are you available?
:rascal:
Quote by noladreams
some practical RWL 'magic fingers' advice has been sent by PM hehe good luck..

Awww, couldn't you make it public?
lol
nope but prvate lessons are available for all those alleged 'non squirters' lol
When are you available?
:rascal:
any day ending in a 'Y' for you? lol
Quote by redwine_lover
any day ending in a 'Y' for you? lol

Awwww redface
Such a gent!
Quote by noladreams

any day ending in a 'Y' for you? lol

Awwww redface
Such a gent!
gent?...dispeller of myths...yes lol
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desperately want to get my GF Jane to squirt during an orgasm.
Any comments or suggestions on how to do this would be welcome

send her to me... wink
I think you are confusing 'squrting' with pissing herself laughing.
Quote by Phoenixcouple
Google: Literotica
Goto: Howto
Find: Please release me let me flow.
Read it, practice that technique.
You will never do it if she doesn't know what you are trying to achieve.
Even better get her to read it to.
Once she does it once it's easier next time round.
Hope that helps......

Isnt that a song lol