Help Required - I am turning into a bimbo!!

22 May 2005

After months of constantly reading psychology text books and smack in the middle of my exams, my mind has gone blank :shock:
I went into Carphone Warehouse to purchase a new phone and couldn't remember what type of phone I was looking for. Then the manager told me what percentage of discount I would get off the accessories and I couldn't work it out.
Then went food shopping and wondered aimlessly around the aisles and forgot what I went for. An hour later and forgetting most of the stuff I originally went for I went home.
I opened the fridge this afternoon to get the meat out I had bought for dinner only to realise instead of buying lamb chops I had bought lamb steaks that was marinated in a foul concoction of herbs!
As for holding a decent conversation with anyone, well I wouldnt even go there!
The list goes on ..................... :censored:
This week I have two very hard exams to get through and I am finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate.
So, in the meantime, can I borrow a large proportion of brain cells from someone to get me through the next week?
Help!!!!!

22 May 2005

I dont mean to worry you hun , but bimbos almost always have all mobile phone models commited to memory for posing purposes . What you have sounds much more like very premature Alzheimers ! cool

22 May 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
I opened the fridge this afternoon to get the meat out I had bought for dinner only to realise instead of buying lamb chops I had bought lamb steaks that was marinated in a foul concoction of herbs!
As for holding a decent conversation with anyone, well I wouldnt even go there!
The list goes on ..................... :censored:
This week I have two very hard exams to get through and I am finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate.
So, in the meantime, can I borrow a large proportion of brain cells from someone to get me through the next week?
Help!!!!!

No a bimbo would have opened the fridge and taken out the mobile phone just purchased from that place that will haunt me for the rest of my life, and would have then gone to check if the lamb chops were charged and ready for making calls.
John
smile

22 May 2005

have you bleached your hair

22 May 2005

Quote by Horous
No a bimbo would have opened the fridge and taken out the mobile phone just purchased from that place that will haunt me for the rest of my life, and would have then gone to check if the lamb chops were charged and ready for making calls.
John

pmsl

22 May 2005

Quote by 300andy
have you bleached your hair

Does highlights matter?

22 May 2005

Just a case of brainfade, wouldnt worry about it, I get it all the time.
now, its wednesday tomorrow, what do I need to get ready :shock: :shock: :shock:

22 May 2005

Quote by 300andy
have you bleached your hair

OI!

22 May 2005

Alex - help you? Help you?????
WHat about helping the poor soul who had to suffer a whole week of your blondeness?
People, do not give this woman any sympathy - she'll probably forget half-way through what you're talking about anyway!
BTW, did you not turn up for a cuppa tonight cos you forgot the way here?

22 May 2005

Welcome to my world, lol.
I can't even finish a who......
It could just be exam stress, in which case your normal brain functions (however they may be) will return once it's over biggrin

Um.......

22 May 2005

BigDewi knows all aobut exam stress he recently sat his 11+!!

22 May 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
constantly reading psychology text books

Therein lies your problem. Stop reading text books they are all shite. Works every time lol

22 May 2005

Go out for a night on the pis and tomorrow everything will be OK. But leave a day clear before yer exams FFS.

22 May 2005

i need all the brain matter i can get alex, but heres 3 blonde moment vouchers to help you on your way lol

22 May 2005

I can loan you a brain cell, but can I have it back for the weekend, im driving to Cornwall from Herts and will need my wits about me!! rolleyes

OK, can I have that brain cell back now, sitting here minding my own business when my daughter reminds me that we have missed Brownies! How on earth I managed that I dont know....feel so bad now, shes sooooo disappointed :? :roll:

23 May 2005

OK can I have that brain cell back now please!
Sitting here minding my own business, when my daughter suddenly reminds me about Brownies, which we have now missed! How on earth I managed that I dont know rolleyes

Seems like i need all the brain power i can muster at the moment .... :roll:
Feel soooo bad now thou, shes disappointed she didnt go :?

24 May 2005

I OWE U A BEER HUN, SO WUD U ACCEPT SOME BRAIN CELLS IN RETURN??? LOL
AND BY THE WAY, A BIMBO SURELY WUDNT BE ABLE TO SWITCH ON THE COMPUTER TO START THIS THREAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, WOULD SHE ??? HEHEHE
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR EXAMS HUN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MUTTLEY XXXXXXX biggrin

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24 May 2005

Hi Alex.....
I have days like that all the time..... i now have satnav in the car as i can't find my way across town without getting lost!!! I dont cook as the last time i tried..... no one told me there was a plastic bag inside a chicken...... i nearly killed 3 generations of our family with food poisoning..... i am always saying really stupid things.... and being totally blonde.....
equi-princess xxx