Heres the punchline-whats the start?

29 Jun 2005

Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!

29 Jun 2005

Quote by WMI
Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!

'Why do you have 2 heads Mr Frog?'

29 Jun 2005

WRONG!!!!!!!!!This is so easy!Mind you i know the start. biggrin

29 Jun 2005

I give up

29 Jun 2005

A man walks into a pub with a frog on his head.
The barman asks "How'd that happen?"

29 Jun 2005

Quote by WMI
Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!

A frog goes into surgery to get emergency treatment for septicemea and liver failure, after he's come out and is recovering in the ICU, the doctor comes up and asks him why he didn't come in sooner.....

30 Jun 2005

Flapjackboy-close but no cigar!!!

30 Jun 2005

go on tell us i give up
i thought flapjackboy was right biggrin

30 Jun 2005

Not yet-i,m going to do what you women do quite well-TEASE!

30 Jun 2005

Quote by WMI
Not yet-i,m going to do what you women do quite well-TEASE!

you will never be has good has us woman for that

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Jun 2005

I know that-women are far superior!! lol

30 Jun 2005

Quote by WMI
I know that-women are far superior!!

im glad you said that or it would have been smackbottom

for you

30 Jun 2005

Hmm looks interesting-but i,m allergic to pain!!!!!!!!!So,i,ll kneel at your feet and wait....... rolleyes

30 Jun 2005

man walks into a bar..nope
irish man, english man, and a scots man.....nope
my mother in law was soo fat .....nope
a car breaks down by the side of the road.....nope
did you hear the one about.......nope
arhh fook it cant be arsed.
x rache x

30 Jun 2005

Jacques Chirac goes to the G8 summit with what appears to be most of a human body protruding from his bottom.
So Gerhard Schroeder says "Hey, Jacques, why are you dragging Tony Blair around behind you like that?"
So the Frog says...

30 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
man walks into a bar..nope
irish man, english man, and a scots man.....nope
my mother in law was soo fat .....nope
a car breaks down by the side of the road.....nope
did you hear the one about.......nope
arhh fook it cant be arsed.
x rache x

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

30 Jun 2005

Quote by WMI
Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!

Snow white and a frog walk into a bar......

30 Jun 2005

ICE PIE sort of close!!!!!!!!

1 Jul 2005

No more guesses?????????????

1 Jul 2005

Quote by WMI
No more guesses?????????????

erm... nope.... though i like Ice-Pie's reply...

1 Jul 2005

Mr halflife2 flapjack was close.
It's the right idea, but he goes to his doctor... thats right isnt it?

1 Jul 2005

A man walks into the doctors with a frog on his head. The doctor says looking at the frog, Â¨What happened to you then?Â¨
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
confused

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 Jul 2005

Meh, it works either way. Doctor, barman, same difference. dunno

1 Jul 2005

Kinky lizard-almost or should that be almoist?
Bloke goes into the doctors with a frog sticking out of his neck,Doctor says"How did that start"
So the frog says.....................................................................
Anyone want to try another punchline?

1 Jul 2005

Quote by WMI
Kinky lizard-almost or should that be almoist?
Bloke goes into the doctors with a frog sticking out of his neck,Doctor says"How did that start"
So the frog says.....................................................................
Anyone want to try another punchline?

Bloody pedantic sod ain't ya? rolleyes

"what do you think I am, some kind of pervert?!"
That should keep everyone guessing :lol:

1 Jul 2005

Aint that why youre on here-DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!