hi--new poster in here....

5 Mar 2006

Hello people!
First time poster in here and I just thought i'd say well--hello! I look foward to chatting to all of you in the future. All advice is greatly appreciated surprised

horny_lad

5 Mar 2006

Quote by horny_lad
Hello people!
First time poster in here and I just thought i'd say well--hello! I look foward to chatting to all of you in the future. All advice is greatly appreciated
horny_lad

Horny_lad
The first thing I look at with a new member is the profile. Yours says nothing apart from the fact you have a cock. We all have them. How about a face pic (blured if you like) or a body pic.
I will not put a link up to the AUP as by now you should have read them lol.
After that little bit of waffle, welcome to the site, read plenty and take notice. Get yourself known and Who Knows ???
Phredd

5 Mar 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Horny_lad
The first thing I look at with a new member is the profile. Yours says nothing apart from the fact you have a cock. We all have them.
Phredd

Well, YOU might but I think I'd look ridiculous :giggle: :giggle:
Welcome Horny_Guy, hope you enjoy this site as much as I do :welcome:

5 Mar 2006

well i've removed the picture surprised

So theres the first bit of advice taken biggrin

5 Mar 2006

Quote by horny_lad
well i've removed the picture So theres the first bit of advice taken

Welcome to the forums and it was good advice given by Phred, its just that when you have seen one cock, youve seen them all and most people are actually interested in the 'whole' package (unless your cock can do something special, like wash up, or make a brew)
I would also add, take your time and get to know the place a bit, have a look at some of the older threads and whenever you feel comfortable, just jump in!
Good luck and have fun wink

5 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Horny_lad
The first thing I look at with a new member is the profile. Yours says nothing apart from the fact you have a cock. We all have them.
Phredd

Well, YOU might but I think I'd look ridiculous :giggle: :giggle:
Welcome Horny_Guy, hope you enjoy this site as much as I do :welcome:
Oooooooops lol

phredd :love:

5 Mar 2006

Quote by Hillfolk
(unless your cock can do something special, like wash up, or make a brew

)
I guess I could stir my tea with it ...not recommended though. I once had a burnt cock mad

.no laughing matter. Ask me about it when you see me at some event or other.
PS I had two wanks before 12:00 this is getting out of hand, no pun intendid.
Cheers club mates
Mark + Dawn

Ok, something special, apart from stiring tea lol

:lol: :lol:

5 Mar 2006

""" Wink""" with its one eye ???
Ewwwww
phredd

5 Mar 2006

bloody hell that eyebrow needs plucking lol

5 Mar 2006

thanks all for the advice much appreciated...I wont be stirring my tea with it lol

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5 Mar 2006

Ello, :welcome: to the fruit farm, hope you have fun drinkies