Hi everybody! -

13 Jun 2004

Hi everybody,
Just joined Swingheaven and this is my first post . . . I'm a 43 year old guy, divorced about a year ago and now looking for a little fun. While browsing the posts in this forum I see there's quite a bit of interest in the Sybian machine, my ex and I bought one about three years ago and also at the same time we bought a Venus 2000 machine, sort of the equivalent machine for guys. The Sybian sits in the cupboard gathering dust at the moment but Venus 2000 gets a fair bit of use!. wink

Hoping to find some other people who share my interest in high tech toys.

13 Jun 2004

Hi Mechanical man, welcome to the forum!
What's your experience of the sybian/venus machines like? Should people believe the hype?
CM

13 Jun 2004

hi.....from me to
never seen this machine before
looks intresting
i stick with the old hand held device myself
causes r.s.i but its cheap and portable

13 Jun 2004

Hey Mechanical Man.....welcome to the Forum....good to have you here.

13 Jun 2004

denesebabe...
I too am bemused...what the furk isit...?
Oh yes, welcome to the MADHOUSE!

13 Jun 2004

Quote by ChairmanMiaow
Hi Mechanical man, welcome to the forum!
What's your experience of the sybian/venus machines like? Should people believe the hype?
CM

Me and the then Mrs had a small win on the lottery, not big but big enough to buy her a decent second hand car or indulge our toy fetish, in a moment of madness that's what we decided to do. First of all we were just going to buy the Sybian but they were doing a deal if you bought the Venus too so we decided to buy both.
In answer to your question - yes, they really do what all the hype says. The Mrs came close to passing out once with the sheer intensity of it. As for the Venus, if you said the old traditional hand method was a 5, then the Venus would have to be a 10! We certainly had more fun than we would have had with a second hand Ford Fiesta anyway! biggrin

13 Jun 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Hello Mechanical Man,
A warm welcome from me, I hope you enjoy the forum. If you become really popular then perhaps your Venus machine will need less use . Have fun anyway.
JudyTV

Thanks JudyTV and everybody for the warm welcome . . . and maybe you are right but certainly getting my money's worth from it at the moment! :wink:

13 Jun 2004

Strangely enough, there was a recent thread about this machine......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13150.html

13 Jun 2004

Hello and welcome :wave2:
We have a variety of genius type bods on the site - does this mean we can come to you for our mechanical problems?
please say yes please say yes
Tim - Jas

13 Jun 2004

:welcome: Bit confusing in here at the moment as to who's who, but be patient and I have no doubt all we be revealed confused

13 Jun 2004

Hiya MechanicalMan wave

Big welcome to the forums .... you picked a rather odd time to join us, with the masquerade ball and all that, but things will settle back down by tomorrow.
Hope you have lots of fun biggrin

13 Jun 2004

Quote by Mechanical Man
As for the Venus, if you said the old traditional hand method was a 5, then the Venus would have to be a 10! We certainly had more fun than we would have had with a second hand Ford Fiesta anyway!

think I'll just stick to a five with the left and a five with the right for my ten.....But welcome to the mad house join in, have fun :welcome:
from the davej's

13 Jun 2004

Hi MM

Never tried the toys but you can mend the hoover, washing machine and cooker. biggrin

14 Jun 2004

Hi Mechanical Man,
Welcome :welcome:
Well if your good with that sort of thing i know someone who will have a pulsatron in need of a fix soon lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink

14 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Hi Mechanical Man,
Welcome :welcome:
Well if your good with that sort of thing i know someone who will have a pulsatron in need of a fix soon :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx

Forgive my ignorance what is a Pulsatron?, that's a new one on me! biggrin

14 Jun 2004

Quote by Mechanical Man
Hi Mechanical Man,
Welcome :welcome:
Well if your good with that sort of thing i know someone who will have a pulsatron in need of a fix soon :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx

Forgive my ignorance what is a Pulsatron?, that's a new one on me! biggrin

Ask WBB she'll tell you everything youll ever need to know!!! :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

14 Jun 2004

Welcome to the Forum MM hope you enjoy it here biggrin

Vicky xxx
pssssssssssssst clare it was still working on Saturday she let me have a hold of it
can see what she means now :shock: :P