'Hello', I'm bollocks, 28 male from gloucester
I have been lurking for a while and thought for shits and giggles I would actually register
I normally just enjoy reading the adverts and if I am honest have always found the ads in contact mags etc kewl fun to read lol, hey thats just me I suppose
Anyhoo, if luck would have it I hope to indulge myself in some of the sexy fun you folks seem to like so much
I usually peruse the women looking for guys ads but I must say some of the dudes in the TV/TS section look very nice, not sure if it is my thing but some of them do look fetching lol
Oh and finally, is the 'fuck buddies' site that a few women seem to have in their links in the ad section genuine or is it spam?, the reason I ask is because upon clicking the link it merely goes to the fuckbuddies main site with no trace of the original girl in the ad?
Well thats me, cheers!
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Hi everyone, its new member 'bollocks' saying hello
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'll say welcome........But I dont think your being serious......still each to their own
if you stick around you may get known...........this isnt a shag site.....!
what you are refering to is spammers, in my opinion you'd be better off there
so prove us wrong ?
Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Now from that if you wish to draw whatever conclusions you so wish then fine but dont deem to think that any condescending crap you may wish to chuck will receive much attention from me
No offence but maybe you could have fleshed out your criticsm somewhat rather than be seen to be the patronising tool
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'm totally lighthearted and not condescending !........trust me
stick around and have fun ! ..........I do !
Me likewise, in all probablitly I wont be posting much I simply thought I would take the first step rather than wondering 'if I should?'
Hopefully it will lead somewhere
Cheers
(or two) and enjoy.Quote by bollocks
I'll say welcome........But I dont think your being serious......still each to their own
if you stick around you may get known...........this isnt a shag site.....!
what you are refering to is spammers, in my opinion you'd be better off there
so prove us wrong ?
Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Now from that if you wish to draw whatever conclusions you so wish then fine but dont deem to think that any condescending crap you may wish to chuck will receive much attention from me
No offence but maybe you could have fleshed out your criticsm somewhat rather than be seen to be the patronising tool
howdy there, I am sorry but have to agree with manofmuchfun. Your opening post was a little shall we say different to those that have been linked to long staying people.
Quote by bollocks
'Hello', I'm bollocks, 28 male from gloucester
I have been lurking for a while and thought for shits and giggles I would actually register
I normally just enjoy reading the adverts and if I am honest have always found the ads in contact mags etc kewl fun to read lol, hey thats just me I suppose
the lurking I understand, some people prefer to read through the forums maybe reply to a few threads before they introduce themselves,
You normally just read the add in contact mages to get your enjoyment?
Quote by bollocks
Anyhoo, if luck would have it I hope to indulge myself in some of the sexy fun you folks seem to like so much
yes we have fun, but we are respectful with it and know that we have to wait until the time's right ( or as a single guy, the ladies are ready ) .
Quote by bollocksyou didnt say much at all even with a large opening, we presume, or rather I presume that you are a single guy, age unknown, status unknown, looking for " sexy fun " could be anything from licking the boots of one of our doms to wanting to have choclate sauce licked of your body. The fact is you have told us nothing about yourselfd to base any further assesment on, are you gay, bi or staright, looking for what and offering what?
Well thats me, cheers!
Now I know my reply may be looked upon as simply flaming a newbie, it is however more a request for clarification than a flaming, ok I hold my hand up it also includes a lil bit of flaming, you said to manofmuchfun
Quote by bollockshe merely stated the obvious, like myself he felt your initial post gave a poor idea of you, he did say
Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Quote by manofmuchfunand I will join him in saying that, because as it stands I think you would be better of elsewhere
so prove us wrong ?
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Hello and welcome, Bollocks.
I never imagined I'd ever say that :lol:
I never imagined I'd ever say that :lol: Sex God
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Hello and welcome, Bollocks.
Why not?! I say it on a regular basis! :rascal:
Hello and welcome Bollocks :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Venus I now have this image of you looking down mens' trousers and saying 'hello bollocks'
:shock: :lol:
I very rarely say Hi in newbie threads unless they inspire me to and this is one of them so...
and welcome to Sh Bollocks.....
Shireen
xxx
P.S. BTW ManOfMuchFun and Kristof would you care to enlighten me on what he has to prove???.... The way you responded to his posting made me think of wolves hunting prey.... Back off ffs!
and welcome to Sh Bollocks.....Shireen
xxx
P.S. BTW ManOfMuchFun and Kristof would you care to enlighten me on what he has to prove???.... The way you responded to his posting made me think of wolves hunting prey.... Back off ffs!
Quote by manofmuchfun
hey, hang on,........his quote was " I thought I'd sign up for shits and giggles"
implying to me he was here to take the piss,............I just asked him to prove wrong?
So people cant just sign up with the purpose of having a laugh now??... There are many members that are here "just for the laughs" it doesn't mean they are here to take the piss....
Perhaps you percieve us that way as Steve and I very rarely meet anyone these days, so in effect we are here "just for the laughs" as well.... Hhhmmmm..... Perhaps I am just here to take the piss then
Shireen
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Enjoy the bollox bollocks but not too many shits please!!
Sex God
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Hello Bollocks,
It can get a bit hairy round here at times, however if you hang around I am sure you will get used to it! As you have been lurking here for a while, you have done more than just scratch the surface!
Welcome and enjoy!
groannnnnnnnnnnnnn
Quote by bollocks
'Hello', I'm bollocks, 28 male from gloucester
I have been lurking for a while and thought for shits and giggles I would actually register
I normally just enjoy reading the adverts and if I am honest have always found the ads in contact mags etc kewl fun to read lol, hey thats just me I suppose
Anyhoo, if luck would have it I hope to indulge myself in some of the sexy fun you folks seem to like so much
I usually peruse the women looking for guys ads but I must say some of the dudes in the TV/TS section look very nice, not sure if it is my thing but some of them do look fetching lol
Oh and finally, is the 'fuck buddies' site that a few women seem to have in their links in the ad section genuine or is it spam?, the reason I ask is because upon clicking the link it merely goes to the fuckbuddies main site with no trace of the original girl in the ad?
Well thats me, cheers!
I thought there was a funny smellin here
:giggle: hello and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
Cheers for the welcome guys (hell, even to Kristoph, yeah it is spelt wrong but tough tits I suppose lol, serves you rightl)
Seriously I know the score here and have seen more than a few 'hi im dave and want a shag' intros ripped apart hence my lighthearted and relatively long intro
Either way I was prepared for a couple of picky bastards whom while they may have genuinely found fault (allthough they went on on to do a crap job of highlighting where any fault was? a crap job picked up on by other members lol) it is also true to state they may have simply been picky to give themselves a power kick, but of course that would NEVER happen on a message board would it? lol
'Shits and giggles', as far as I am concerned is a term that originated from the U.S and simply means 'for a laugh', if it was blantantly not to mention widely perceived to mean 'for a piss take' then (drum roll please, maybe accompanied by a choral 'no shit sherlock') it would have been dumb of me to use it wouldnt it messrs manof and kristoff?
This site seems kewl because of the many views, I even like the way the critics can fire off as they do, they are only a problem if you lack the neccessary skills to fuck them off back to their little holes, ahem lol
Once again guys cheers for the welcome
BTW, if anyone is interested in a free IPod or joining my swinging forum.......ah gotcha!, LOL
Cheers
Seriously I know the score here and have seen more than a few 'hi im dave and want a shag' intros ripped apart hence my lighthearted and relatively long intro
Either way I was prepared for a couple of picky bastards whom while they may have genuinely found fault (allthough they went on on to do a crap job of highlighting where any fault was? a crap job picked up on by other members lol) it is also true to state they may have simply been picky to give themselves a power kick, but of course that would NEVER happen on a message board would it? lol
'Shits and giggles', as far as I am concerned is a term that originated from the U.S and simply means 'for a laugh', if it was blantantly not to mention widely perceived to mean 'for a piss take' then (drum roll please, maybe accompanied by a choral 'no shit sherlock') it would have been dumb of me to use it wouldnt it messrs manof and kristoff?
This site seems kewl because of the many views, I even like the way the critics can fire off as they do, they are only a problem if you lack the neccessary skills to fuck them off back to their little holes, ahem lol
Once again guys cheers for the welcome
BTW, if anyone is interested in a free IPod or joining my swinging forum.......ah gotcha!, LOL
Cheers
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kewl
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Some of us are fuddy duddies and 'kewl' is just not kewl....... shit I mean cool :lol2: Got me at it now ya bugger :smackbottom:
Quote by bollocks
BTW, if anyone is interested in a free IPod or joining my swinging forum.......ah gotcha!, LOL
Cheers
Oh and in for another one :smackbottom: for making me nearly email you as to where I could get a free IPod! :uhoh:
There, that's all done ............. welcome to the forums :D sit yourself down (once your bums cooled down), make yourself comfy and have fun! :D
Misschief - who just re-read the top bit of her own post as fuck buddies :shock:
Quote by manofmuchfun
I very rarely say Hi in newbie threads unless they inspire me to and this is one of them so...
Shireen
xxx
P.S. BTW ManOfMuchFun and Kristof would you care to enlighten me on what he has to prove???.... The way you responded to his posting made me think of wolves hunting prey.... Back off ffs!
hey, hang on,........his quote was " I thought I'd sign up for shits and giggles"
implying to me he was here to take the piss,............I just asked him to prove wrong?
and the reason I thought that was cos of his nick,..........wont bother saying hello no more !
Ditto on the reasoning
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