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Well, someone said come and have a look, so I comed, and I looked. Scary stuff eh? Not sure what to make of it all yet. It seems to me that the qualifications for joining the Swinging Heaven forum are that 1. One has to be totally loop the bleeding loop and 2. One has to talk utter and total BS????? I can do that. I'm good at talking crap, I do it for a living. "The cheque is in the post", "I put it on your desk yesterday", "I passed it to the IT department and they are going to action it", it just rolls off the tongue.
So hello to all, I shall stick around, contribute crap for a while till someone tells me to bugger off and stop being a nuisance, and attempt to have a lovely time whilst I'm here.
Hi wave
Kate
? ? ? ?
what are you on
Hi Kate
Welcome to the madhouse and yes, you're welcome to it!! Stick around, get to know a few peeps and you'll do fine.
Mal
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Well, someone said come and have a look, so I comed, and I looked. Scary stuff eh? Not sure what to make of it all yet. It seems to me that the qualifications for joining the Swinging Heaven forum are that 1. One has to be totally loop the bleeding loop and 2. One has to talk utter and total BS????? I can do that. I'm good at talking crap, I do it for a living. "The cheque is in the post", "I put it on your desk yesterday", "I passed it to the IT department and they are going to action it", it just rolls off the tongue.
So hello to all, I shall stick around, contribute crap for a while till someone tells me to bugger off and stop being a nuisance, and attempt to have a lovely time whilst I'm here.
Hi wave
Kate

Hello Kate.
Hows things in Salford these days? Do you still have those matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs?
Now I'm done talking crap, welcome aboard!! smile
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
can be mad some times but people here are great
have fun
Morning Kate.
Whatever possessed you?
how to i get the little swinging heaven gizmo to go on my postings
hes great
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how to i get the little swinging heaven gizmo to go on my postings
hes great

Jeez I havent been here long and even I can do it :swingingchair:
Doh!
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh
Quote by SXBOY
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh

Just push the buttons, push em all (unless there's one that says 'self destruct')
lol
Quote by SXBOY
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh

I don't know how to do that either, methinks a conspiracy is taking place against Geezers on this forum, dark forces are at work! :shock:
Or we could always ask the girls to tell us how its done!! lol
Quote by BrightonGeezer
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh

I don't know how to do that either, methinks a conspiracy is taking place against Geezers on this forum, dark forces are at work! :shock:
Or we could always ask the girls to tell us how its done!! lol
We never tell you how it's done. We watch your attempts with a smile on our faces and laugh out loud when you cock it all up.
Life's a bitch and most of us are too
:lol:
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69position ?
is this it ?
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You mean like this? :swingingchair: Cheers mate!! Those evil wimmin were never going to tell me!!! :giveup:
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You mean like this? :swingingchair: Cheers mate!! Those evil wimmin were never going to tell me!!! :giveup:
That's cos we're evil, Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (that was my crap attempt at an evil laugh)
Kate
KATE :censored: its not just a womans world in computer techology
hump :hump: :hump:
love ya
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KATE :censored: its not just a womans world in computer techology
hump :hump: :hump:
love ya

Ooooooh does that mean I get a shag?
Get over here babe lol
Hi Kate and :welcome: - hope you enjoy it in here...
Mike.
hi kate id come over a give you a 69position hump :wanker:
im practically next door to salford
hi kate' welcome to the madhouse stick around and enjoy'
Isn't it nice to see someone for a change who has watched. learned and slips straight in, ooooo errrrrrrr.
Welcome Kate
From what i've seen so far you'll be fine, you appear to be as nuts as Mal609. :twisted:
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Isn't it nice to see someone for a change who has watched. learned and slips straight in, ooooo errrrrrrr.
Welcome Kate
From what i've seen so far you'll be fine, you appear to be as nuts as Mal609. :twisted:

It's all a bizarre rumour. I'm not nuts, I'm just intellectually challenged.
lol
Welcome Kate, it is scary but most of the people don't bite - unless you ask of course wink
hi there
we not long joined in its hard to know where to start 'aint it? we wanna go to a munch to find out more etc but have been told we have to be active on the site???????? welll i'm being active to you i hopre this counts? not that i,m using you mind, god forbid!
what you into?
D&S
Dave sharon you could update your profile and tell people where your from and what you are looking for
:happy: Another Kate! and she talks fluent bollocks too! :happy:
I love you. :rose:
lhk
Kat
P.S. Jamnat, nobody has to post any information on here that they do not want to.
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:happy: Another Kate! and she talks fluent bollocks too! :happy:
I love you. :rose:
lhk
Kat

OMg not 2 of them fluent in bollox :twisted:
fair point
but it would still be handy
then you wouldnt end up with a load of useless posts