Yes.. good advice. GFZ is having a party - opening hours tomorrow and all virtual credits cards are deposited with Sarge!
Enjoy
Aw Jags, I'd love to come ..but.....things are pretty bad:
my 'virtual' credit card has more buying power than my real one :cry: I've stopped using it now because I'm sick of seeing grown men doubled up and crying with laughter.
It's so embarassing when you are black-listed by the charity shops.
My Goldfish has died, my Egg Card is addled, my 'Flexible Friend' is at Chiropracter and my American Express derailed long ago.
I was in Shrewsbury today and the 'Big Issue' seller asked if he could buy something from me...
....the Salvation Army have composed me my own tune....
...my children have banned me from playing Monopoly as they say I'm too much of a liability and refuse me credit....
A :cry:
Arti
You are raving Bonkers................. Keep it up !!!!!
Hello Lucifer and welcome to SH!
Are you truly a fallen angel and just knocking on Heaven's door? Howsoever, have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
PS: Could someone please give Arti a very large glass of merlot?
I have a whole bottle here that he's welcome to. I was saving it for something special, but what the hell. Arti's special. But with Newcastle being several light years away from everywhere, delivery could be a little tricky.
Hey Lucifer....LOVE the name......I consider myself to be a bit of a devil too.....welcome, hope you have fun here....
Welcome Prince of Darkness, you will find that the mods have a tossometer and once your reading gets to a certain level they toss you which is why, in the main, the quality of posts in the cafe remains so high ....now where is the modesty emoticon ?....
Welcome Lucifer !
As you can see from the esteemed Mr Duckpathian on the left, I may have passed through your area of the world now and again - he only popped in for a lift over the Styx (well, you know how tough it is to get a boat at that time of night) and he's still here now !
Still, it cuts down on the heating bills and an oft-unused toasting fork gets more use.
So, it's an 'Ave Satanus' from the duck and a welcome from myself !!
Carpathian
) I used to swing with my ex, till we split a couple of years ago, and I've decided that it's an aspect of my life that I want to resurrect. I've put together a photo ad (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-66570.html) that'll provide some kind of idea of what I'm into and what I'm looking for. Anyone care to offer feedback on the ad?
:wave: :wave: 
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
