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Warming the Bed
Hi to all on here...hope I get to chat to and make some new friends on here. Came out of a crap 14 year relationship 5 months ago today so be gentle with me :-)
Oh...and please excuse me if I blunder around a little until I get used to this all.
Rob.
Sex God
Hi and welcome to SH,
Pull up a chair and get comfy, as it may take sometime to get use to us all, it is a mad house.
It may be a good idea to tell us all a little about you, and what you are looking for etc
Have fun
Warming the Bed
Hi, Im 35 years old, 5 foot 8, built like a rugby player (no1 loose head prop, which I used to be).
I am a Graphic Designer, I love fast cars and ride a motorbike, smoke and drink and in the last few months have gotten my life back on track and I am having a ball :-)
I do have a special passion for petite women with small boobs, but I also love a more full bodied woman with curves in all the right places as well.
The main think I go for in a woman first is the eyes....yes I know it sounds crap....but Im a sucker for green eyes....and a big turn off is somebody who cant hold eye contact when talking.
I do have a very wicked, dry sense of humour that can and does get me in trouble at times, but what the hell....I prefer to be the one on the dance floor now at a club as opposed to one of the sad gits sitting there with a pint telling his mate what a pillock I look like.
Hope that has given a bit of an insight as to the revised me.
Rob
Orgasminator
wave Hiya :welcome: to the Cuckoo’s nest :twisted:
:welcome: Rob - just hang around and get to know people - it's the best way and enjoyable to.
Orgasminator
Hi there Rob. Welcome to the Cafe!
Hi There and Welcome to the Site....
I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for here......good luck.
Warming the Bed
Welcome m8, their a good crowd on here so they will make u welcome
hello and welcome hope u find what u are looking for and maybe more wink
welcome wave
and i'm sure you will be fine as long as your.......yourself,
have alot of fun, be nice and u may get a good smackbottom
luv lm2h
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Orgasminator
Hi and welcome, hope you enjoy it here.....see you around!
wink
Warming the Bed
Hi and thanks to all who have greeted me so kindly......and as to the one nice comment about being myself....I am being, after a very long time, as opposed to somebody that I was expected to be, the person I really am :-)
Thanks to all of you.
Warming the Bed
Hi, I'm fairly new too - everyone seems really friendly!! Welcome to the site
Lou
o another newbie
must be the weather
:twisted:
have fun..........
Orgasminator
Hello & :welcome:
Please pull up a pew, one of the mod's will be around with the collection plate soon, please give generously :thumbup:
Then sit back & enjoy the sermon.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Rob, escape while you can, they're all mad in here!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:
Orgasminator
Quote by Edin BBW
Rob, escape while you can, they're all mad in here!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:

Hey I RESEMBLE that remark!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by Edin BBW
Rob, escape while you can, they're all mad in here!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:

ooooooooooo get you
takes one to know one matey :rascal:
Warming the Bed
Escape!! its taken me ages to find the place.........think I may fit in....ah, possibly a new home from home. :taz:
hi Rob
welcome to the house of fun.
I have everything you are looking for in a woman,(my other half shares your very good taste) wink
upfor_txt lol
Warming the Bed
Thanks upfor_txt ...it is a bit of a piffling little picture of you , but with my nose to the monitor I appreciate what you say and yes, I agree. We probably do both have good taste myself and your guy biggrin
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though.
Rob.
Orgasminator
Quote by V-Max
Thanks upfor_txt ...it is a bit of a piffling little picture of you , but with my nose to the monitor I appreciate what you say and yes, I agree. We probably do both have good taste myself and your guy biggrin
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though
Rob.

Hey, u just keep on keeping it real m8 and it will happen, and judging from that last post.............. bet u have had loads of PM's right? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Not a one sad but to be honest, I am a realist. I have only been on here a couple of days and its nice to feel part of something that understands what I am now about. Cheers for the vote of confidence though. biggrin
Orgasminator
You know what? We do sometimes get the feeling that too real is as bad as not real enough............... just a thought dunno
Well done anyway :cheers:
Warming the Bed
Dont actually get that one?? sorry for being a bit dim. Just want to ease myself in to all of this and be honest and true to myself... :shock: