Hi to all on here...hope I get to chat to and make some new friends on here. Came out of a crap 14 year relationship 5 months ago today so be gentle with me :-)
Oh...and please excuse me if I blunder around a little until I get used to this all.
Rob.
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Hi guys...new member here.
Sex God
Hi and welcome to SH,
Pull up a chair and get comfy, as it may take sometime to get use to us all, it is a mad house.
It may be a good idea to tell us all a little about you, and what you are looking for etc
Have fun
Pull up a chair and get comfy, as it may take sometime to get use to us all, it is a mad house.
It may be a good idea to tell us all a little about you, and what you are looking for etc
Have fun
Hi, Im 35 years old, 5 foot 8, built like a rugby player (no1 loose head prop, which I used to be).
I am a Graphic Designer, I love fast cars and ride a motorbike, smoke and drink and in the last few months have gotten my life back on track and I am having a ball :-)
I do have a special passion for petite women with small boobs, but I also love a more full bodied woman with curves in all the right places as well.
The main think I go for in a woman first is the eyes....yes I know it sounds crap....but Im a sucker for green eyes....and a big turn off is somebody who cant hold eye contact when talking.
I do have a very wicked, dry sense of humour that can and does get me in trouble at times, but what the hell....I prefer to be the one on the dance floor now at a club as opposed to one of the sad gits sitting there with a pint telling his mate what a pillock I look like.
Hope that has given a bit of an insight as to the revised me.
Rob
I am a Graphic Designer, I love fast cars and ride a motorbike, smoke and drink and in the last few months have gotten my life back on track and I am having a ball :-)
I do have a special passion for petite women with small boobs, but I also love a more full bodied woman with curves in all the right places as well.
The main think I go for in a woman first is the eyes....yes I know it sounds crap....but Im a sucker for green eyes....and a big turn off is somebody who cant hold eye contact when talking.
I do have a very wicked, dry sense of humour that can and does get me in trouble at times, but what the hell....I prefer to be the one on the dance floor now at a club as opposed to one of the sad gits sitting there with a pint telling his mate what a pillock I look like.
Hope that has given a bit of an insight as to the revised me.
Rob
Hiya :welcome: to the Cuckoo’s nest :twisted:
Sex God
:welcome: Rob - just hang around and get to know people - it's the best way and enjoyable to.
Warming the Bed
Welcome m8, their a good crowd on here so they will make u welcome
Casanova
Sex God
hello and welcome hope u find what u are looking for and maybe more 
Warming the Bed
Hi, I'm fairly new too - everyone seems really friendly!! Welcome to the site
Lou
Lou
Orgasminator
Hello & :welcome:
Please pull up a pew, one of the mod's will be around with the collection plate soon, please give generously :thumbup:
Then sit back & enjoy the sermon.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Please pull up a pew, one of the mod's will be around with the collection plate soon, please give generously :thumbup:
Then sit back & enjoy the sermon.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Orgasminator
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Rob, escape while you can, they're all mad in here!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:
Hey I RESEMBLE that remark!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Thanks upfor_txt ...it is a bit of a piffling little picture of you , but with my nose to the monitor I appreciate what you say and yes, I agree. We probably do both have good taste myself and your guy 
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though.
Rob.
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though.
Rob.
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Thanks upfor_txt ...it is a bit of a piffling little picture of you , but with my nose to the monitor I appreciate what you say and yes, I agree. We probably do both have good taste myself and your guy
On a slightly more serious note... be it gal or guy who wants to put their 2 penneth in, I am actually on here for some serious fun and I am a little confused with some of the posts I have seen....not in here, but ad's etc..and requirements from guys and the way its all phrased.
I am on here for a genuine purpose, to have fun and I do hope to meet up with a gal at some point....what throws me is quite what 2 say in some respects.??
I notice that a lot of guys seem to go balls out (excuse the phraseology) and just seem to want to steem roller all in their path to drop at their feet and look at their 25 foot manhood!! and be their sex slave without question.
For a slightly more modest guy like me who raises about 6 inches (giggle if you must, I am who I am) :D I find it a little dificult to quite say what I can offer on a site like this without my tackle being the firt thing on the ad. The folk who have put a comment in the thread I started have all been great, but how do I go further on here when I have to compete with all of the BS I see in the ads??....I know I will get the "dont beleive all you read or see answers" but that dosent help.
Sounds a bit grim and insecure, I know ....any advice will be very, very much appreciated though
Rob.
Hey, u just keep on keeping it real m8 and it will happen, and judging from that last post.............. bet u have had loads of PM's right? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but to be honest, I am a realist. I have only been on here a couple of days and its nice to feel part of something that understands what I am now about. Cheers for the vote of confidence though. 
