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well i cannot introduce me self as a newbie now can i!... dunno . i have been on here nearly a year!.well all most to those that don't no me!
and i never introduced me self when i joined!
So here i go!
Smart dresser as you can see wink
Love ya
like having a laugh!...life to short ( well it is for me anyway at the age of 45! rolleyes ) but total make a Pratt of me self redface surprisedops:
Smock........... then don't .......smock then i do.... and dont... and then i do.........bit like me being in here really :roll:
Personal dresser for sarge!.............. but shhhhhh mainly for his piles!....... boy what i do for that man! :roll:
I have me number 1 and 2s............. oo some peeps minds! smackbottom
I mean in men!
Me best mate is wbb .............so be warned don't upset me OK
I do have a partner!..and thats Mr Debs.......... but we don't talk about him!....WHAT he has just smack me round the ear hole!
OK dear he is after a young women fit good looking and randy with big tits!
..in ya dreams matey oo no worries he hasn't got his glasses on biggrin
As for swinging well my hopes are that one day i will have at least 10 men round me playing............. and that Mr Debs left his glasses at home :wink:
So do i get a well cum :twisted: :twisted: blast
Parrot
Master of Sex
Hi Newbie,
Pretty new here myself and learning all the words as I go along but "Smocking" is a new one on me. Do you sing "Oi got a brand new combine harvester" at karaoke? biggrin
mr__powers1
Sex God
Hello and welcome......stick around your sure to have fun!
Unknown User
Quote by freckledbird
Debs means smoking, she's dyslexic

kiss
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Hi Debbiewebs, welcome to the forum lol :lol: .
I dont think I ever introduced myself 'formally' the Cafe so I will also say hello! (but wont go into the detail you have and Hijack your lovely thread)
PS When you've finished with your 10 guys, can you send them round here please? :twisted:
cntrlscotty
Warming the Bed
hi debs pleased to meet ya.
if "he is after a young women fit good looking and randy with big tits! "(arent we all:haha: )
what u after, apart from the 10 men.....
lov markxxx
Unknown User
Quote by cntrlscotty
hi debs pleased to meet ya.
if "he is after a young women fit good looking and randy with big tits! "(arent we all:haha: )
what u after, apart from the 10 men.....
lov markxxx

12 vel wink
blasian_cpl
Warming the Bed
:welcome: Debs biggrin
We're Newbie-ish too...We think you'll find your 10 guys here....we've already found 2 :twisted:
Have Fun hump
Hugs
Jay n Jax
MikeNorth
Sex God
Welcome NewDebbiewebs.
Are you New Improved Debbiewebs?
Good to see you again anyway, have a kiss
Same Old Mike.
Unknown User
errrr sorry have to leave you all for a while...........
Fooking hell all those www got me turned on
Debs checks that me rabbit i put in the freezer is well and truly chattering...what saves on batteries don't it! dunno
shhh all you oldies don't tell em that i OK wink have used that saying before
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi Debbiewebs, welcome to the forum lol :lol: .
I dont think I ever introduced myself 'formally' the Cafe so I will also say hello! (but wont go into the detail you have and Hijack your lovely thread)
PS When you've finished with your 10 guys, can you send them round here please? :twisted:

well i can say to that is..................... BOG OFF
wink
Unknown User
Quote by MikeNorth
Welcome NewDebbiewebs.
Are you New Improved Debbiewebs?
Good to see you again anyway, have a kiss
Same Old Mike.

ooo mike babes! :kiss:
I change like the bloody whearther!.......well i have to be being a farmers slave rolleyes
Kitty
Sex God
Debs hunni passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Can I share your fantasy - then we can have 20 guys not just the 10!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooh!
bolt
Unknown User
OI................. is that all i am getting sad .............after posting nearly a year in here! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well thats it ya buggers! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Debs turns back and puts the flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by KcKat
Debs hunni passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Can I share your fantasy - then we can have 20 guys not just the 10!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooh!
bolt

If I join that could be 30 guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Calista
If I join that could be 30 guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll bring some red bull ;)
Unknown User
Quote by KcKat

If I join that could be 30 guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll bring some red bull ;)
Look you lot ....nowww mr debbs gone to bed!
I will take as many that can handel me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bring it on
no no what am i saying?....i am high jacking me own tread here! banghead
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs

If I join that could be 30 guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll bring some red bull ;)
Look you lot ....nowww mr debbs gone to bed!
I will take as many that can handel me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bring it on
no no what am i saying?....i am high jacking me own tread here! banghead
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited - lets put the advert in LMU :shock: :shock:
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by KcKat

If I join that could be 30 guys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll bring some red bull ;)
Look you lot ....nowww mr debbs gone to bed!
I will take as many that can handel me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bring it on
no no what am i saying?....i am high jacking me own tread here! banghead
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited - lets put the advert in LMU :shock: :shock:
bolt
L M U............. what dunno
Kitty
Sex God
Lets Meet Up
30 + VWE guys needed for 3 horny ladies ;)
Calista
Sex God
Quote by KcKat
Lets Meet Up
30 + VWE guys needed for 3 horny ladies ;)

:laughabove:
at least 2 are inebriated ... 1 on the way .....
Unknown User
Quote by KcKat
Lets Meet Up
30 + VWE guys needed for 3 horny ladies ;)

VWE???
what ya doing to me :doh:
can we speek english here dunno
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Lets Meet Up
30 + VWE guys needed for 3 horny ladies ;)

VWE???
what ya doing to me :doh:
can we speek english here dunno
Very well endowed Debbie ....
personally i'd be happy if they bring food ....I'm starving
C x
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Lets Meet Up
30 + VWE guys needed for 3 horny ladies ;)

VWE???
what ya doing to me :doh:
can we speek english here dunno

Sorry babe - Very Well Endowed,
I'll change it for hung like donkeys...... ;)
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
OI................. is that all i am getting sad .............after posting nearly a year in here! :shock:

Call me Mr Picky Debs :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but you joined the site on 18 June 2004. It is now 22 February 2005. confused :? :? :? :?
So................ you have 4 months to go before your year is up!! :? :? :? :? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
OI................. is that all i am getting sad .............after posting nearly a year in here! :shock:

Call me Mr Picky Debs :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but you joined the site on 18 June 2004. It is now 22 February 2005. confused :? :? :? :?
So................ you have 4 months to go before your year is up!! :? :? :? :? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Little do you no! rolleyes ......................SEE MARK!!!............... long story!
Unknown User
Hiya Debbiewebs!
Don't think we have introduced ourselves to you as yet...so
passionkiss .......and :welcome: ..(again)..lol
Mr_and_Mrs_Cov..xxx
Unknown User
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Hiya Debbiewebs!
Don't think we have introduced ourselves to you as yet...so
passionkiss .......and :welcome: ..(again)..lol
Mr_and_Mrs_Cov..xxx

ooo thank you kiss
just agnor that sarge he is a bit touchy at mo BECAUSE HE HAS PILES
redstilletto
Sex God
:bounce:
welcome nudey debbie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:twisted: