Hi I am Stan Collymore

2 Mar 2004

Now I have been named and shamed in the Press, I Think it is time to come clean and introduce Myself. Hi I am Stan
Can you belive that shit like this caused such a fuss. Making this a front page news what are the press thinking of. Not only that and such words like, Stan enters the sleazy world of dogging. What bollocks what the press and the police should do is spend more time with real issues that really matter. How silly of me it slipped my mind that we live in a crime free country so this is why they can spend so much time with issues like this.
And come on if Stan has been doing this for two years where is the kiss and tell story.
If the press and the Pigs spent any time in this site they would see how people have met chatted laughed cried and made great new friends, how is that so sleazy. So to all the press, get a life.
Now to any any body working for the press that would like to contact and see me in action feel free. flipa

this is the reply you will get.
And to the Sun's agony aunt who the fxxk gave you the right to cast you oppions on this subject. Which you really have no clue about. We are adults who should and do have the right do has we see fit, maybe Agony aunt you are lacking in your life, if so join us you may like it, you jumped up sad bitch.
Feel better now thats off my chest.
Gottohaveit
Am I Stan or not

2 Mar 2004

Hi Stan!!!
Fancy a shag???
LOL!!!
lol

2 Mar 2004

Hi Blue
Any time babe

3 Mar 2004

Alter Ego or not,
Stan - u make some fine points. The press do make me livid at times - seems they have interesting priorities at times. I personally find starvation, kids in poverty and daft wars more newsworthy, but I guess I'm not the average reader.
Not a dogger myself (as in the missus isn't interested yet wink

), but wish anyone who is the best of luck.
To the Press - if your gonna be angry about something, be angry about something worthwhile.
Yoss (my alter ego)

3 Mar 2004

Anyone coming within six yards of me claiming to me Stan Collymore risks a smack!
smackbottom

3 Mar 2004

Ooh!
*gets as close to Heather as he can*
I'm Stan... (what's the name?) Stan Collymore!

3 Mar 2004

gottohaveit wrote:

Post subject: Hi I am Stan Collymore

I feel sadly misled here, I was expecting post after post saying:
I am Stan Collymore !
I am Stan Collymore !
I am Stan Collymore !
Shades of Spartacus. :doh:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0

3 Mar 2004

"I'm Stan Collymore, and so is my wife!" biggrin

Willease Bwian... etc... etc...

3 Mar 2004

Quote by harry0
gottohaveit wrote:
Post subject: Hi I am Stan Collymore

I feel sadly misled here, I was expecting post after post saying:
I am Stan Collymore !
I am Stan Collymore !
I am Stan Collymore !
Shades of Spartacus. :doh:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
Was done last night in one of the threads Harry... 8)

3 Mar 2004

Why doesn't the press print REAL NEWS and not pick on genuine people going about their daily pleasures in their own time hurting nobody.
I reckon we ought to start a new political party i.e. swingers/doggers party.
Can anybody help me out here on what policies and laws we could change. apart from the normal stuff.
Keep it within reason. All limits respected at all times Party.
Your views are welcome.

3 Mar 2004

Oh Stan...if only you had shown such passion in a Liverpool shirt I believe we would have returned to greatness :cry:
But I agree with you about the press! evil

3 Mar 2004

Let us remember The Sun, who brought us Page 3, really care about moraility wink

(As a young lad a few years back, this was important part of life :P )
A paper that thinks that 'Bloke (who happens to be football player) likes sex!!!' in different words is actually a story.
Surely we must salute this incredible investigative reporting, grueling as it was to take a pretty girl, offer her to someone, and be suprised they express (politly as well) interest... Taking this everyday happening and converting it to front page news with a follow up throughout the paper is a skill in itself.
I am sure we will see more of this high class journalism as the Sun covers such journalistic masterpieces as "Cheese found in Cheshire" and "At night it all went dark" Where else could we get such high class material for recycling than the Sun.