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Hi, new here.
A nice lady suggested my intro should go in here, so....
Sane, solvent recently seperated guy aged 37.
Used to be extremely fit n athletic, just starting to flag a bit now.
All me own hair smile
Eternally childish sense of humour, so fun to be with in happy company.
Suffered 18 years of monogamous matrimonial hell, and have severed my chains in one last bid for wild hedonistic pleasure.
I travel al over the UK, so all party invites welcome.
I'm a reasonable cook, and put the toilet lid down when I'm finished. lol
Hi and :welcome: to SH
Hope you'll enjoy your stay biggrin
Tracy-Jayne
Aww thanks for calling me a nice lady song redface I know what you mean about matromonial hell I have been through the same thing...divorced now and all I want is a bit of fun...well a lot of fun actualy.
Thanks TJ ;)
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Aww thanks for calling me a nice lady song redface I know what you mean about matromonial hell I have been through the same thing...divorced now and all I want is a bit of fun...well a lot of fun actualy.

Dang, two seconds on the forum, and I'm smitten already.
"Rooooooxanne, you don't have wear that dress tonight!" biggrin
Hello Song wave
Welcome to the forums, have fun biggrin
Hi Song, you'll find a few nice ladies here (and some nice guys too)
welcome and have fun
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Bunny x
lets rename this thread the independants who went thru hell to find freedom, song, rox, I know just how you guys feel, I been ther, dont it, had the t-shirt and sold it again to pay for the councelling, now I just cry Freedom and fun
dont forget tho, 1st things 1st.....laughter, if we cant laught we aint worth bugger all smile
hiya song lovely to meet you... i really feel for all you poor devils who've been through hellish marriages... i feel so lucky being happily wed to the same bloke for 26 yrs... and may i add happily swinging for almost 25 yrs of that time. smile
as kris says though, keep laughing lol
:welcome: Song. Looks like a good start. Just hang aroun and get to know people - it's a lot of fun.
Welcome song,hope you enjoy the site biggrin
Roxanne does look like a nice lady though wink .
Thanks everyone.
The experience has been great so far.
Hope to get to meet some of you nice peeps this year. biggrin
Hi Song
I hope you enjoy the pleasant sarcastic insults; as being a newbiz as I do. biggrin
Well James,
they all stem from jealousy over our perfect physique as you know, and we need to show tolerance of those less desirable than ourselves, however inadequate we may make them feel.
It's a curse, but so long as we don't rub our inferior's noses in it, there should be no problem. ;)
You mean be a couple of tarts
I look at myself more as a pie. lol. biggrin