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hi room, new to this recently divorced male here

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hi all just trying to get to know all of you guys
Hiya Me2ur,
Welcome to the cafe, everyone else will be round in the next couple of days or so to say hello!
Just join in whenever and wherever you feel like it.
Kat
ty for the warm welcome kat
Hi - another new person lol - we're definately going to have to initiate all the newbies wink
Hi me2ur
Welcome, you'll find a few more popping in to say hello. Just join a thread anytime and give your 5 pennorth worth. try the 'I Spy' - not quite what we did as kids but just as much fun lol
Mal
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I can so feel the love in this room biggrin .
MMMmmm now initiation, that sounds good...as long as it doesnt involve me bending over and putting my head in a filing cabinet and having huge inadequately greased steel bolts rammed into my back-side.
please note: the above is not a fetish but an initiation ceremony used by the Rufty-Tufty club, one of the crews that helped lay the trans-siberian pipeline !!! OUCH!!!!!
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MMMmmm now initiation, that sounds good...as long as it doesnt involve me bending over and putting my head in a filing cabinet and having huge inadequately greased steel bolts rammed into my back-side.

For God's sake, don't let Blue hear you talking like that - she doesn't need ANY encouragement to discuss the finer points of ramming things up backsides redface
Mal
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well i have no problem with that Mal, just as long as i am not the one having the pain..lol
I can't think what the finer point of a steel bolt would be!!
Was it any particular thread size used?
:crazy:
OMG - just had a vision pop into my head of a threaded jobbie corkscrewing it's way out!
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Well tough, you can all have it now!
lhk
Kat
i would imagine Kit the finer point of a bolt to be the end without the head on it ;) !
I bet you never expected THIS when you popped in !!!
Mal
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nope, but its right up my alley !!!..oops i mean street !!!
Welcome me2ur, hope you enjoy yourself here smile
As for the Rufty-Tufty Club think I'll pass on that one, if you don't mind? :shock:
Were they Metric or AF bolts? confused
Not that it'd make a huge difference. A big bolt up the arse, is a big bolt up the arse, I guess? sad
Oh and cheers Kat, I'm going to be haunted by visions of corkscrewing jobbies, for the rest of the day! rolleyes