I just wanted to take this opportunity to say hello and introduce myself to the community. When I was growing up in the UK I thought that everyone was so terribly reserved. Then I moved to France and discovered swinging -- and thought that the French were so terribly depraved! Now I've moved back to England (currently living in London) and I'm discovering that the English are ten times worse than the French. Happy days!
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Quote by Browneyes71
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say hello and introduce myself to the community. When I was growing up in the UK I thought that everyone was so terribly reserved. Then I moved to France and discovered swinging -- and thought that the French were so terribly depraved! Now I've moved back to England (currently living in London) and I'm discovering that the English are ten times worse than the French. Happy days!
:welcome: to the site.
Have fun, Nola x
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hello and welcome to the forum :welcome:
I'm sure you'll find we are very polite and keep ourselves to ourselvesand we almost never have sex with anyone, even our spouses :twisted:
I'm glad to hear it. Sex is not a subject for any self-respecting English man or woman -- and if whips, chains and nipple tweezers must be used, it should always be done behind in the privacy of one's two-up, two-down. Long live the sleaze of suburbia!
Sex God
Hellooooo and welcome 
Sex God
bonjourfraid thats as far as me french goes but then me english ain't much better :giggle:
happy swinging hun
Quote by Browneyes71
One question- do you have any Comte Extra in your fridge? If not, sod off.
No Comte, I'm afraid, but there is a smelly piece of cheddar and plenty of whipped cream.
mmmmmm cheese and potato pie :lickface: I may be able to think of a couple of uses for the whipped cream too :twisted:
Hello
Sorry to be late welcomeing you. I was in London last week too :roll: Quote by Sassy-Seren
One question- do you have any Comte Extra in your fridge? If not, sod off.
No Comte, I'm afraid, but there is a smelly piece of cheddar and plenty of whipped cream.
mmmmmm cheese and potato pie :lickface: I may be able to think of a couple of uses for the whipped cream too :twisted:
Hello
Sorry to be late welcomeing you. I was in London last week too :roll:Thanks for the welcome. I think I've got a recipe for a cheese-and-potato creampie underneath all of my copies of Razzle from the 19080s.
Sex God
ellooooooooolooks like ur gona fit in nicely
enjoy xx--xx
Welcome to the Browneyed Handsome Man - as Buddy Holly said. Hope you have an enjoyable time in SH there are lots of lovely people here and I am sure you will find your share of them. You can come and chat to me if you like, you can find me in server 2 in Golds Room most evenings. (plug plug).
And what a great addition to the forum SH, well done, its good for the existing sh members to say hello to the new members. It makes people feel welcome and I am always up for this.
Goldsmith
xxxxx
And what a great addition to the forum SH, well done, its good for the existing sh members to say hello to the new members. It makes people feel welcome and I am always up for this.
Goldsmith
xxxxx
Sex God
Bienvenidos y :welcome:
Estoy 'bi' tambien porque hablo espanol. Hablo espanol un poco y malo, pero es bastante para mi vaccaciones! Una cerzeca por favor!
I got a GCSE in Spanish though goodness knows how.
Enough of that and welcome to SH and all the wonders it holds
Estoy 'bi' tambien porque hablo espanol. Hablo espanol un poco y malo, pero es bastante para mi vaccaciones! Una cerzeca por favor!
I got a GCSE in Spanish though goodness knows how.
Enough of that and welcome to SH and all the wonders it holds
Quote by mancunian
Bienvenidos y :welcome:
Estoy 'bi' tambien porque hablo espanol. Hablo espanol un poco y malo, pero es bastante para mi vaccaciones! Una cerzeca por favor!
I got a GCSE in Spanish though goodness knows how.
Enough of that and welcome to SH and all the wonders it holds
Enjoy your holidays, Mancunian!
Sex God
:welcome:
