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hi to all can anyone help a newbie????
Sex God
To be honest, I would run now, and run very quickly 
Once the loonies know you have arrived, they lock the doors and you can never find a way out, they make you read all this dribble, look at naughty photos and sometimes they make you do naughty things :twisted:
But apart from that, welcome, sit back, take your time and just join in as and when you feel like it. There are some helpful links on the left hand side of the page (general information about swining) and at the top of the page in the cafe, there is a general information thread about posting and one giving some good links to doing posts and adverts.
Have fun and if you have a question, just give someone a shout :welcome:
Once the loonies know you have arrived, they lock the doors and you can never find a way out, they make you read all this dribble, look at naughty photos and sometimes they make you do naughty things :twisted: But apart from that, welcome, sit back, take your time and just join in as and when you feel like it. There are some helpful links on the left hand side of the page (general information about swining) and at the top of the page in the cafe, there is a general information thread about posting and one giving some good links to doing posts and adverts.
Have fun and if you have a question, just give someone a shout :welcome:
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cheers guys and thanks for replying. so whats the score with these chat rooms and why ami so lame at not being able to submit a bloody photo!!!!!!! ive got all the gear but no idea doh!!! and another thing, has anybody ACTUALLY met up as a result of this site??? all these questions lol x
Sex God
Serious mode now Foo, firstly, I would edit your signature. think about it, if you were a single lady would you want to meet a couple who was looking for a 'slut'? It might be a term you use, but I personally would find it very off putting if someone was thinking I was a slut.
I would also take my time and get to know people and let them get to know me (us). A lot of people on the fourms, but not all, arrange a lot of their meetings with people they chat to regularly, either in the chat rooms, on the forums, or via the many socials and munches which are arranged. The adverts seem to work a little different, but again, not all of them, and people seem to want to meet others that they dont know personally (I am generalising there, as we all look for different things, but personally I find the ads much less personal).
You also have to remember that the number of single girls looking to meet couples are a lot less than the number of couples or single guys who are looking to meet them. You have to make yourself appealing to the person you want to meet. Why should they meet you rather than someone else? What is special about you and your ad? That is what you need to show. Also try to look at it from the single girls point of view, they are individuals who are not a 'prized possession' that people can put a bid in for. What is in it for the girl and why would she feel safe meeting you?
If you can answer all the above questions, you are probably well on your way. But you can still come into the forums and have a laugh with the loonies while you are waiting for your first meet
I would also take my time and get to know people and let them get to know me (us). A lot of people on the fourms, but not all, arrange a lot of their meetings with people they chat to regularly, either in the chat rooms, on the forums, or via the many socials and munches which are arranged. The adverts seem to work a little different, but again, not all of them, and people seem to want to meet others that they dont know personally (I am generalising there, as we all look for different things, but personally I find the ads much less personal).
You also have to remember that the number of single girls looking to meet couples are a lot less than the number of couples or single guys who are looking to meet them. You have to make yourself appealing to the person you want to meet. Why should they meet you rather than someone else? What is special about you and your ad? That is what you need to show. Also try to look at it from the single girls point of view, they are individuals who are not a 'prized possession' that people can put a bid in for. What is in it for the girl and why would she feel safe meeting you?
If you can answer all the above questions, you are probably well on your way. But you can still come into the forums and have a laugh with the loonies while you are waiting for your first meet
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Sex God
hello and welcome! 
i'm pretty new too but everyone is really friendly, i hope you enjoy yourselves!
i'm pretty new too but everyone is really friendly, i hope you enjoy yourselves!
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jeez im frickin horny!!! anybody share my passion for girlies in stockings and kneelength boots????? my sexy gf lizzy is at hers tonight and im horny for her. she has the longest legs. hmmmmmm come on peeps send me some wank material ....prettty please xxx
A bit of advice as first impressions last, drop the dirty talk its a website not a low buget porno
thanks for the pointers guys . maybe i am being abit too much too quickly sorry 
to all out there please excuse my shall we say impetuous mood, im just a bit frisky!!! next question. please explain to me what a "munch" is excuse my dumbness but i am a newbie ... oh and whats the difference between a forum and chatroom. x
to all out there please excuse my shall we say impetuous mood, im just a bit frisky!!! next question. please explain to me what a "munch" is excuse my dumbness but i am a newbie ... oh and whats the difference between a forum and chatroom. x 
Sex God
Someone call for a loony?
Reporting for duty. 
Hi Foo's, every thing thats been said above is sound advise peeps. I would just add that you might want to loose the long siggy all together and save it for your add.
We did the very same thing when we first joined and were told that extra long taglines were'nt the done thing
apart from that :welcome: to the :swingingchair: nuthouse, oh and the doors have just been locked, theres no escape
Right I'm off, there's some pilchard baiting I sould be getting on with 
Reporting for duty. Hi Foo's, every thing thats been said above is sound advise peeps. I would just add that you might want to loose the long siggy all together and save it for your add.
We did the very same thing when we first joined and were told that extra long taglines were'nt the done thing
apart from that :welcome: to the :swingingchair: nuthouse, oh and the doors have just been locked, theres no escape
Right I'm off, there's some pilchard baiting I sould be getting on with
and :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 