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warwick
Sex God
I hate it when its this cold :cry:
I just popped to the bank and when I came back needed a pee.............and I cant find my gone into hiding :cry:
roll on the summer
Unknown User

Are you asking for help or simply stating a fact????
Unknown User
Don't do it Warwick!
That wee is the only thing keeping you warm right now ....
lol
Minx xx
warwick
Sex God
are you offering help confused:
no more sort of wondering why I am still living somewhere so bloody cold
Unknown User
but correct me if I am not wrong.....are you not actually moving nearer to the north pole soon......it is only going to get colder matey....it will be inverted if you don't be careful
redstilletto
Sex God
willy warmers
send you the knitting pattern :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
I hate it when its this cold :cry:
I just popped to the bank and when I came back needed a pee.............and I cant find my gone into hiding :cry:
roll on the summer


Warwick,
Do your banking on the net.................... problem solved..........
and who said blondes were dumb???
warwick
Sex God
Cant pay cheques in via the net . Do everything else via the net
How cold is it in north Yorkshire Blondeslave confused: as Deano points out I am moving up there sometime.. It was going to be soon but the way things are going it looks like 2006 now rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
Cant pay cheques in via the net . Do everything else via the net
How cold is it in north Yorkshire Blondeslave confused: as Deano points out I am moving up there sometime.. It was going to be soon but the way things are going it looks like 2006 now rolleyes

Warwick,
It's bluddy freezing................ snowed in on Sunday and half of monday.................. ran out of cigs on Sunday night...............ran out of booze on Sunday night.............. so really bad start to the week...... But then I look out of my window at the beautiful North Yorkshire Moors covered in snow............. Watch my kids do the snow boarding thing and am very thankful that I live where I do.................. It's lovely here........ U will love it....
Unknown User
Quote by redstilletto
willy warmers
send you the knitting pattern :twisted:

I just cut the sleeves off my old jumpers lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
redstilletto
Sex God
Quote by Nomad_Soul
willy warmers
send you the knitting pattern :twisted:

I just cut the sleeves off my old jumpers lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Nomad
I just cut the sleeves off my old jumpers
sad I've only got tank tops! :(
Warwick, I actually came in to ask if you were going to change your user name to something like "Yorker" when you move.
But before I do - Has someone already asked? confused
lhk
Kat
butters999999
Orgasminator
Quote by warwick
Cant pay cheques in via the net . Do everything else via the net
How cold is it in north Yorkshire Blondeslave confused: as Deano points out I am moving up there sometime.. It was going to be soon but the way things are going it looks like 2006 now rolleyes

Don't go Warwick! don't leave me this way! :upset:
bikerdave
Sexlightened
when iam on my bike in weather like this i have no i come out of my nose. lol :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by blondeslave
Do your banking on the net.................... problem solved..........
and who said blondes were dumb???

Well can you tell me why when I stuff a tenner iinto the disc drive on my PC it doesn't appear on my bank balance confused: lol
lil_miz_naughty_0204
Sex God
Quote by HungryP
Do your banking on the net.................... problem solved..........
and who said blondes were dumb???

Well can you tell me why when I stuff a tenner iinto the disc drive on my PC it doesn't appear on my bank balance confused: lol
:shock:
lil_miz_naughty_0204
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
willy warmers
send you the knitting pattern :twisted:

Never mind knitting
Try here
Its very appealing confused
Unknown User
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Its very appealing confused

Pleased to see that the Condition is "new" :shock: . Don't think I'd fancy a usedone. lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
I always carry a magnifying glass and tweezers for such occasions!
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
On the general subject of hiding I saw a newspaper heading a few years ago which read...
HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION FOUND DEAD IN CUPBOARD!
Mind you not as funny as one seen recently.... IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS!
Ready or not I'm cummin to get ya....
Sean xx lol
Unknown User
Im hiding under my duvet and its still bloody cold sad Can somebody please come & keep me warm? 69position
Leon
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
I would be there in a shot Fran but for the fact that the Trains are probably not working and I'm a single male :cry:
Sean xx
PS Can anybody please explain to me how to do the put the post inside the post thingy.
Sorry when it comes to computers I'm rubbish rolleyes
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Leftabit
I would be there in a shot Fran but for the fact that the Trains are probably not working and I'm a single male :cry:
Sean xx
PS Can anybody please explain to me how to do the put the post inside the post thingy.
Sorry when it comes to computers I'm rubbish rolleyes

Thats not Fran.....thats Leon!!
Unknown User
Hecks he's got a good body for a lady, lol, sorry ahem.
By the way re the willy vanishing problem - whack your undies in the microwave before you go out sorted!
*Note from author - I will not be held liable for any damage to willy due to overcooking the undies !
Jon
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
I would be there in a shot Fran but for the fact that the Trains are probably not working and I'm a single male :cry:
Sean xx
PS Can anybody please explain to me how to do the put the post inside the post thingy.
Sorry when it comes to computers I'm rubbish rolleyes

Thats not Fran.....thats Leon!!
LOL @Da69ve.
To put 'the post inside the post thing' you hit the QUOTE button on the upper RHS of the message.
Unknown User
Quote by Leftabit
I would be there in a shot Fran but for the fact that the Trains are probably not working and I'm a single male :cry:

Mmmm, me too on both counts! Nice ad Leon, particulary the pics of Fran. :P
Quote by Leftabit
PS Can anybody please explain to me how to do the put the post inside the post thingy.
Sorry when it comes to computers I'm rubbish rolleyes

Click on the Quote button. You can do slightly more fancy things (as I have done here) by playing around with the codes in the square brackets.
Leftabit
Warming the Bed
Quote by Bloke2005
I would be there in a shot Fran but for the fact that the Trains are probably not working and I'm a single male :cry:
Sean xx
PS Can anybody please explain to me how to do the put the post inside the post thingy.
Sorry when it comes to computers I'm rubbish rolleyes

Thats not Fran.....thats Leon!!
LOL @Da69ve.
To put 'the post inside the post thing' you hit the QUOTE button on the upper RHS of the message. Thanks Da69ve I'm trying it now ,probably bugger it up smile Sean
warwick
Sex God
Guys just to say brilliant thread hijacking. I need to improve my standards I feel
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