hiding bites!

29 Sep 2005

Anyone any good ideas for hiding bite marks? dunno

(That's human bites / love bites, by the way!)
I have tried make up but my shoulder is a completely different colour to my face and it looks ridiculous! :shock:
Any advice gratefully received - didn't think I would need to worry about this problem in my late 30s! redface

29 Sep 2005

well we used 2 use toothpaste when we was kids cause i was told it works but it don't lol
don't think theres anything besides a polo neck jumper

29 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well we used 2 use toothpaste when we was kids cause i was told it works but it don't lol

i tried that but if you leave the toothpaste on too long it burns the skin and you end up with worse marks than before.

29 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well we used 2 use toothpaste when we was kids cause i was told it works but it don't lol
don't think theres anything besides a polo neck jumper

I tried toothpaste too! I remembered that one from when I was a teenager.

29 Sep 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Anyone any good ideas for hiding bite marks?
(That's human bites / love bites, by the way!)
I have tried make up but my shoulder is a completely different colour to my face and it looks ridiculous! :shock:
Any advice gratefully received - didn't think I would need to worry about this problem in my late 30s!

If it's on your shoulder then wear a shirt or jumper. Bit nippy in this weather to wear a strappy top.

29 Sep 2005

Don't hide them, just be really blase about or lie about how it happenned, and dare anyone to tell you you're lying!

29 Sep 2005

yeah... you say.."well a funny thing happened when i was doing the hoovering......"

29 Sep 2005

Cover up mark on shoulder? Easy Peasy...

(Prob'ly best if you get one that doesn't talk :twisted: )

29 Sep 2005

Time for a favourite movie quote?

Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!

Sorry, couldn't help it! redface

29 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
(Prob'ly best if you get one that doesn't talk :twisted: )

Is that the parrot or the girl????

29 Sep 2005

Just feed the person who bite you food first and tell them ro be careful
redface

I got told off not so long ago for leaving a make on someone it was a mistake honest surprised

ops: just got carried away

29 Sep 2005

Slap on the arnica, 2 or 3 times a day, it'll be gone as soon as smile

29 Sep 2005

Arnica - great idea!
I bruise really easily and am always having this problem, but this time I'm worried. I got it last night during a very nice reunion session with an ex, but should have been more careful cos I am meeting a really lovely guy on Saturday and he's the one I really want to be with! Don't really want him knowing what a slut I am just yet! Was going to wait a while till I let him know that!

29 Sep 2005

A "love bite" is like bruise it can not be hiden as such. Make up maybe for a short while but after that "tuffsky shitsky" as they say in Russia. smile

Get someone to give you a black eye then you can say it was all done in a fight wink

Best of luck whatever you do. kiss

Fred

29 Sep 2005

we used to call them chalet rashes when we was on holiday at butlins, when we was kids.
sorry cant help
grimpol wink

29 Sep 2005

hope you've had all your jabs :shock: :shock: :shock:

29 Sep 2005

A mate of mine years ago had a girlfriend who had had a tattoo, when she was younger, and she used to use a stage make up called Leichner, to hide it.
Dont know if its still available or where to get it.
thechairman18

29 Sep 2005

Could just say you fell downstairs head first.
Banged your shoulder and got carpet burns on the way down :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

29 Sep 2005

The best one I ever used.......
was said I got hit by a hockey ball biggrin

,,,,,,,works better :twisted: looks the same :D

29 Sep 2005

good old google never lets you down
biggrin

29 Sep 2005

Or just do what I did and tell everyone you fell over.... I'm sure they'll believe you like they did me .... rolleyes

Not really much you can do to hide them completely but Arnica is good for the early stages.
After that a bit of make up will cover the green/yellow bruise that appears - but don't slap it on! Make sure you blend it in and dust with powder afterwards.....worked for me after about 4 days of trying to hide away redface