Quote by Pete_sw
anyway! what about this one?
Put that nailfile away, they're only aardvarks
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hijacking Threads???
Sex God
well an truly hijacked 
one more
one more
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
well an truly hijacked
one more
get ur bloody tank off my foot u bastard!!!!!!
Quote by davej
jeeze dave mate so sorry was only joking, no offence mate
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didnt realize you were a spotty git
Its something I've learned to live with Warwick. My nickname at school was Uncle Ben (some sort of play on the boil in a bag thing) There is some facial scarring, but I generally explain it away as the result of a two hour fight to get an angry and heavily clawed Aardvark into a food blender, it adds to my macho image.
heavily clawed ? ............... fgs ............. thats what the nail file is for !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Its also why every Aardvark is sold complete with a nail file
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
well an truly hijacked
one more
Is this the way to armoured-dildo? sorry couldnt resist
Sex God
Quote by warwick
dave the trick is to carve the aardvark before placing it in the blender
add a few garlic cloves a little olive oil and season
follow these simple rules and you should have no problems
. After taking advice from two threads on here, one on how to introduce my wife to the pleasures of anal and the other, in this thread, about fitting an Aardvark into a blender I have to report that because of crossed wires, My wife has now been feed through the blender which proved to be easier than I first thought and the Aardvark is putting up one hell of a fight, but if I can get the sod nose first into a corner I might stand a chance.
....davej dragging the old uns back out.....
Quote by davej
dave the trick is to carve the aardvark before placing it in the blender
add a few garlic cloves a little olive oil and season
follow these simple rules and you should have no problems
. After taking advice from two threads on here, one on how to introduce my wife to the pleasures of anal and the other, in this thread, about fitting an Aardvark into a blender I have to report that because of crossed wires, My wife has now been feed through the blender which proved to be easier than I first thought and the Aardvark is putting up one hell of a fight, but if I can get the sod nose first into a corner I might stand a chance.
....davej dragging the old uns back out.....
NO NO NO ......... u cant be trying to do what I think you are trying to do to the Aardvark
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OMG!!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine andthe Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine andthe Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
OMG!!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine and the Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!!
I can't believe you weren't even here to see it happen!
Sex God
ah! but u av erd of me! lol
sorry babe couldnt stop myself after seein u at the munch i new u would understand
sorry babe couldnt stop myself after seein u at the munch i new u would understand
Quote by blonde
dave the trick is to carve the aardvark before placing it in the blender
add a few garlic cloves a little olive oil and season
follow these simple rules and you should have no problems
. After taking advice from two threads on here, one on how to introduce my wife to the pleasures of anal and the other, in this thread, about fitting an Aardvark into a blender I have to report that because of crossed wires, My wife has now been feed through the blender which proved to be easier than I first thought and the Aardvark is putting up one hell of a fight, but if I can get the sod nose first into a corner I might stand a chance.
....davej dragging the old uns back out.....
NO NO NO ......... u cant be trying to do what I think you are trying to do to the Aardvark
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
OK........... Thanx ........... will go and offer her a slice of toast with peanut butter (Aardvaarks like peanut butter) and tell her she can have Steve for 30 mins :giggle:
I'll let you know if it works
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You were the one who instigated all this ardvaark abusing lark :smackbottom: I've got a good mind to send the RSPCA round to you :P
Les x
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
OMG!!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine and the Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!!
You forgot the nail file .............. but so did davej ! :shock:
Hence the scratches on his face ........ and the need to liquidise the Aardvark !
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
couple_ne2000 ............. it wasnt me honest
Sex God
bet dammie could put his knob in this?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
OMG!!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine and the Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!!
It's a good job you didn't go to Sainsburys otherwise it would have just been dribbling nonsense.... :shock:
Sex God
Where my shopping?????????
Quote by Scandal
What do people think about double hijacking threads? A kind of thread dp?
Is that the interpenetration of opposites or the expansion of vacuums? :lol:
Not quite sure on that one Scandal.
Maybe you could ask Jonny Depp or the Aarvark if it's managed to escape from Davej's clutches :lol:
Sex God
sure u'd fill it an more dammie m8?lol
HLB this ones for u hun
" ok so as anywun sin that HLB?"
HLB this ones for u hun
" ok so as anywun sin that HLB?"
Just returned home to find Lucy waddling around in circles complaining of being very dizzy and very obviously trying to avoid any corners, what have you lot been up to while I was gone???
And as a straight male I'd have a crack at JD in Jack Sparrow mode, oozes sexualityand total comic genius.
And as a straight male I'd have a crack at JD in Jack Sparrow mode, oozes sexualityand total comic genius.
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
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Hmmm, that cabin boys got a cute ass
:shock: :shock: sorry, thought this was the caption thread
Quote by sercher01
sure u'd fill it an more dammie m8?lol
HLB this ones for u hun
" ok so as anywun sin that HLB?"
Searcher I like it
Now below is a public service announcement
I would just like to confirm that contrary to how it may appear, no animals were harmed during the making of this thread!
