Hijacking Threads???

6 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw

:shock: If thats true then this Lucy cant be a normal Aarvaark .......... do Aardvaarks have fur ???

I doubt that you have an Aardvark in your garden they struggle with the temperatures that far north. I'm guessing that what your looking at is probably no more than a cat, the two creatures are similar in that they have the same number of legs. The quickest way to tell is to grab hold of the creature and fling it at your front room curtains, if it clings on then in all likelyhood its a cat, if it falls to the floor with a dull thud then theres more chance its an Aardvark as theres never been a recorded case of Aardvarks climbing curtains.
whats this thread about?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would advise extreem caution.
If its a cat the size of an aardvark then it's very likely to be a mountain lion and verry dangerous, especially when thrown at curtains.
If it's an aardvark caution is also recomended, why, well coz they're ARRD inem :shock:
Or it could be a MCB :shock:
Les x

6 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw

:shock: If thats true then this Lucy cant be a normal Aarvaark .......... do Aardvaarks have fur ???

I doubt that you have an Aardvark in your garden they struggle with the temperatures that far north. I'm guessing that what your looking at is probably no more than a cat, the two creatures are similar in that they have the same number of legs. The quickest way to tell is to grab hold of the creature and fling it at your front room curtains, if it clings on then in all likelyhood its a cat, if it falls to the floor with a dull thud then theres more chance its an Aardvark as theres never been a recorded case of Aardvarks climbing curtains.
whats this thread about?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would advise extreem caution.
If its a cat the size of an aardvark then it's very likely to be a mountain lion and verry dangerous, especially when thrown at curtains.
If it's an aardvark caution is also recomended, why, well coz they're ARRD inem :shock:
Your point is well taken Pete and in hindsight and with public safety in mind, I would suggest that fetching the beast one up the side of its left ear with a bat would be a more favoured method of ascertaining which it is. The cat is liable leap into the air and make a cat type screech just before it passes into the next world and the Aardvark being somewhat dumber is likely to walk on two or three paces before it realises its been hit prior to falling over dead without a murmur.

6 Feb 2006

Stop it Stop it ............ I am gonna be in so much trouble with HLB
So Back to the original thread ......

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Something just occured to me whilst posting in another thread.
Quite often threads get hijacked on here - no suprise there.
Personally when a thread of mine gets hijacked it's usually something quite amusing or thought provoking and I just go with the flow. I generally enjoy the little twists, turns and tangents that they take.
However it occured to me that not everyone might see it that way.
Does the original poster get offended by this?
So firstly if I've ever hijacked your thread and it's offended you I apologise
Secondly what's your opinion?

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

sorry dave but your wrong again mate. AArdvarks have been known to climb curtains when cornered and afraid.
for instance if confronted by Jags in full slap-mode they could even climb sheer mountain faces which are a lot more challenging than curtains
the only way to determine whether it is in fact a cat a mountain lion or an aardvark is to ask it. as far as I am aware no aardvark has ever been impeached in a court of law and as such would be likely to give an honest answer
btw has anyone seen my nail file confused

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6 Feb 2006

I asked it ............... and it sort of roared ??? so what is it ?
Cant throw it at the curtains ........... we have blinds :shock:
Warwick ............. your nail file could be in my bathroom :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

Quote by warwick
btw has anyone seen my nail file :

I think the aardvark's got it :shock: :shock:

6 Feb 2006

sadly blonde i bunked out of my aardvark language lessons in year two so i am not fluent :cry:
however if the little gits got my nail file then it is tony my pet aardvark in which case could you post him home to me as the goldfish are pining
I will of course refund the postal costs

6 Feb 2006

it could be an armerdilo!?
is it crunchy on the outside an soft on the inside?
armerdilos like peanutbutter rolleyes

oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
it could be an armerdilo!?
is it crunchy on the outside an soft on the inside?
armerdilos like peanutbutter
oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

Is that an Aardvark in your trousers or are you just please to see us ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

Is this the way to armadillo redface

6 Feb 2006

Quote by warwick
sadly blonde i bunked out of my aardvark language lessons in year two so i am not fluent :cry:
however if the little gits got my nail file then it is tony my pet aardvark in which case could you post him home to me as the goldfish are pining
I will of course refund the postal costs

OK ........ just to clear up any misunderstandings ........ the Aardvark belongs to next door apparently ............. they have taken her back now
The nail file is mine !! I can tell coz its got my name on it !
HLB .............. I really am sorry ........... but it was this lot............ not me honest
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
it could be an armerdilo!?
is it crunchy on the outside an soft on the inside?
armerdilos like peanutbutter
oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

I believe this aardvark belongs to you sir.

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

O.K. O.K. so I will buy you some new curtains FFS!

6 Feb 2006

my my mr davej dir that is a fine an example of an armadilo as i have layed eyes on in many a year may I perchance purchase it from you ?
nay sorry mi lord but blonde on the left here claims it belongs to her neighbours

6 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Personally when a thread of mine gets hijacked it's usually something quite amusing or thought provoking and I just go with the flow. I generally enjoy the little twists, turns and tangents that they take.
However it occured to me that not everyone might see it that way.
Does the original poster get offended by this?

A lot depends on the hijack. I don't start threads all that often, and when I do I don't mind if the hijack is genuinely funny or clever. I've learned never to start a thread on a Friday or Saturday night though. rolleyes

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

We warned you before about hijacking threads ........... now you will die
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde

oh! an has anyone got a caption for this?

We warned you before about hijacking threads ........... now you will die
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:rotflmao:
that works for me.

6 Feb 2006

the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

6 Feb 2006

Quote by warwick
the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

Dear Doc,
I've been drinking Clearasil for the last two years and the bastards still havn't cleared up, is there a better method for improving my complexion?

6 Feb 2006

sorry HLB an i met u at the munch an i shouldnt have done that babe sorry !!!!! wink

anyway! what about this one?

6 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

Dear Doc,
I've been drinking Clearasil for the last two years and the bastards still havn't cleared up, is there a better method for improving my complexion?
You are not supposed to drink it !!! :shock:
You are supposed to feed it to your Aardvark .............. then kill the Aardvark ..... put it in a blender ........... turn it into face cream and apply as directed by your Doctor.
Dont you know anything
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
sorry HLB an i met u at the munch an i shouldnt have done that babe sorry !!!!!
anyway! what about this one?

:shock: :shock: Bloody hell, theres feckin thousands of em :shock: :shock:

6 Feb 2006

jeeze dave mate so sorry was only joking, no offence mate redface

ops: :oops:
didnt realize you were a spotty git lol

6 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

Dear Doc,
I've been drinking Clearasil for the last two years and the bastards still havn't cleared up, is there a better method for improving my complexion?
You are not supposed to drink it !!! :shock:
You are supposed to feed it to your Aardvark .............. then kill the Aardvark ..... put it in a blender ........... turn it into face cream and apply as directed by your Doctor.
Dont you know anything
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
euuuuuuuww :scared:

6 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
sorry HLB an i met u at the munch an i shouldnt have done that babe sorry !!!!!
anyway! what about this one?

:shock: :shock: Bloody hell, theres feckin thousands of em :shock: :shock:
"Bloody hell Cavendish old boy- have you ever seen so many Aardvaarks in one place"

6 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

Dear Doc,
I've been drinking Clearasil for the last two years and the bastards still havn't cleared up, is there a better method for improving my complexion?
You are not supposed to drink it !!! :shock:
You are supposed to feed it to your Aardvark .............. then kill the Aardvark ..... put it in a blender ........... turn it into face cream and apply as directed by your Doctor.
Dont you know anything
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
euuuuuuuww :scared:
Its OK ........ coz you have to keep the lid on the blender ......... and the Aardvark was dead anyway ............... someone threw it at the curtains !!! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Feb 2006

yes thats right sadly it became terminally impaled on a nail file

6 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
anyway! what about this one?

Put that nailfile away, they're only aardvarks rolleyes

6 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
the thread stealing pirates were well known for their gay attire
especially their leader black head davej

Dear Doc,
I've been drinking Clearasil for the last two years and the bastards still havn't cleared up, is there a better method for improving my complexion?
You are not supposed to drink it !!! :shock:
You are supposed to feed it to your Aardvark .............. then kill the Aardvark ..... put it in a blender ........... turn it into face cream and apply as directed by your Doctor.
Dont you know anything
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
euuuuuuuww :scared:
Its OK ........ coz you have to keep the lid on the blender ......... and the Aardvark was dead anyway ............... someone threw it at the curtains !!! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It only just missed the cat!
rotflmao

6 Feb 2006

Quote by warwick
jeeze dave mate so sorry was only joking, no offence mate ops: :oops:
didnt realize you were a spotty git

Its something I've learned to live with Warwick. My nickname at school was Uncle Ben (some sort of play on the boil in a bag thing) There is some facial scarring, but I generally explain it away as the result of a two hour fight to get an angry and heavily clawed Aardvark into a food blender, it adds to my macho image.