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Hilarious but genuine names

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lol Some of the names on here beggar belief at times!
I knew a Richard Long who was never referred to as Richard.
I also knew a John Thomas
It does make you wonder about their parents sense of humour biggrin
In my days as an engineer, i used to deal with a company called Wayne Kerr (they're still going, google them biggrin ).
Have also done call-outs to a Mike Hunt and a Roger Myars rotflmao
A Manchester firm, R Sunter and Son, quickly changed it's signs to Robt Sunter and Son. lol
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In my days as an engineer, i used to deal with a company called Wayne Kerr (they're still going, google them biggrin ).
Have also done call-outs to a Mike Hunt and a Roger Myars rotflmao


I do actually know a Mike Hunt, though he is usually referred to as Michael these days lol
I did once see a lorry with 'J Scrote and Sons' on the side
My Dad went to school with a William Shakespeare and every bloody Christmas when he has been drinking we have to hear about the story of them getting stopped for speading and the cops thought they were taking the piss. Drives me mad banghead
just reminded me Dawnie, one of my clients sons goes to school with a sadam hussain :shock:
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My Dad went to school with a William Shakespeare and every bloody Christmas when he has been drinking we have to hear about the story of them getting stopped for speading and the cops thought they were taking the piss. Drives me mad banghead

I always did wonder about the cause
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A local Doctor caller Dr Brain!!
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Hope this doesn't break any rules smile These people are all in the US so hopefully safe to mention. I know a Randy Sparrow, a Randy Beavers, and a Pinky Kuntz.. yes seriously!! I also knew a Dick Short once.

I was at school with a chap called Richard Head; always known as Ricky, never Dick!
My best friend is a teacher and she swears she had a Dwane Pipe in one of her classes!
Unc.
I went to school with a chap called Bates... often refered to as Master
One of my old school mates had the surname Titt ( not nice for a boy rolleyes )
Seen in Bude many years ago was a doctor's surgery, name of Dr Blood ( I kid you not :giggle: )
I once took part in a study where I was a guinea-pig for some trainee psychiatrists (the money was good!) and one of the students had the unfortunate name of Dr Gloom. :shock:
Also I used to know a Swedish lady whos surname was Doktor. So yes, she was Dr Doktor. lol
There used to be a guy on a local radio station
calles Dick Stretch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L.B
Can't remember where (all the doctor stuff has jogged my memory a bit) But somewhere i've encountered a Dr. De'ath :scared:
(never has an apostrphie been so important :shock: )
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Can't remember where (all the doctor stuff has jogged my memory a bit) But somewhere i've encountered a Dr. De'ath :scared:
(never has an apostrphie been so important :shock: )

It's strange you should mention that!
There is an undertakers in Levenshulme with that name! :scared:
Be it real or not (can't be arsed to check but I suspect not) but I've always found the name Engelbert Humperdink a source of amuesment lol
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Be it real or not (can't be arsed to check but I suspect not) but I've always found the name Engelbert Humperdink a source of amuesment lol

He was first popular as Gerry Dorsey ( his real name being Arnold George Dorsey ) and started out as a sax player. He changed his name and image after staging a comeback from ill health.
I reckon his manager was on something very illegal to have though THAT name up confused
I know realise how sad I must be to actually know that shit blink
There was a premiership footballer called Wayne Quinn!!!!
I know a family called Calder with a son Cameron know as Cam!!!!
My friend went to school with a girl called Annette Curtain, how cruel can parent's be????
pink x
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My friend went to school with a girl called Annette Curtain, how cruel can parent's be????
pink x

I used to work with a Gordon Bennet lol
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My friend went to school with a girl called Annette Curtain, how cruel can parent's be????
pink x

I used to work with a Gordon Bennet lol
Wasn't he the caretaker on take hart?
OMG-Sheddy is really Tony Hart :shock: worship
(or are you morph :gigglesmile
I used to work with a Gordon Bennet lol

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao Did you manage to keep a serious face when introducing him to others???
pink x
I know someone called:
Justin Dicks
Tresa Downe
Thomas Bowler (doesn't like to be called Tom)
A friend works with:
Helen Back & Edward Able
OMG-Sheddy is really Tony Hart :shock: worship
(or are you morph :gigglesmile

I loved Tony Hart, once sent a picture in for the gallery, my claim to fame (hidden talents me LOL). I can see Sheddy as Morph though, that little bit of naughtiness that creeps out wink
pink x
My girlfriends sisters parent-in-law (:shocksmile are called Basil and Rosemary, and they still refer to their now very grown up children as the little herbs. lol
My childhood dentist was called Dr Gnash.
H.x
Englebert Humperdinck is, I believe, named after a classical composer.
And the caretaker on Take Hart was Colin Bennett.
So there you go.
I once knew a couple who's surname was House and they named their daughter, yes you've guessed it.........................Wendy ! :shock: